Every year hundreds of Americans die because they were eating behind the wheel

Every year hundreds of Americans die because they were eating behind the wheel

How do we stop this Sup Forums ?

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I don't think you can stop natural selection...

Sounds like a problem that solves itself.

>eating behind the wheel

kek

Is that a dude or a girl so super obese it has messed her hormones up?

RARE

banning cars
#StopTheMetalMurderer

It's a guy.
>Morbidly obese 800-pound man, 33, is kicked out of hospital after ordering a pizza and is now living in his father's SUV

Do nothing. Natural selection at work, homie

honestly I eat about 60% of my meals behind the wheel and almost killed a family of Muslims about 2 years ago

win win?

Ban food
Ban wheels
Ban people

Hes a upstanding young man that lives down the river, in his private domicile.

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Eating McDonald's® McHomestyle™ (part of the McPick two menu deal®) behind the wheel of a Supercharged© Turbo Ram Dodge® with Cummins™ Turbo-inject® pickup truck is one of my greatest joys in life and I'll be damned if Obama's going to take that away from me!

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Ban assault-style, high capacity, high-turnout drive thrus.
They are clearly a menace to society and must stop. Now.

it's a whatever-the-fuck-that-is

depends, were you eating pork

Thats 1 in 8?
Are you flattering me?

Make them drive a manual.

To demonstrate this I’ve tabulated the ratio of overall female obesity rates and divided them by the 18-24 year old rates. A low ratio indicates the tendency for women to be obese at an earlier age and stay that way.


Nice try

holy shit they gave this guy his own fat show?!

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DERAIL THREAD THIS IS FUCKED UP!

At least he can move,
not all burgers can say that

Found his real channel

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DERAIL
DERAIL
DERAIL
DERAIL

Stop derailing my super serious thread.
Im very concerned about Americans

Disturbing

He obviously eats to try the void that only a cock will do for him. Degenerate

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