I really, really would like to know how are we going to make this shit up. Because somebody is going to have to pay for this potential happening and my money is starting to feel so insecure that it's posting in /r9k/.
Seriously, this is not a happening like some muslim blowing himself at the airport, but still maybe we should talk about this a little, because if Deutsche Bank goes to shit, then all of you european posters can run, but can't hide.
Even if you're feeling safe because "muh brexit", don't.
Deutsche Bank has 50 times more debt than what all of Germany is worth. If this sucker blows up, it's lights out.
Colton Hill
Merkel and his transformer must be on suicide watch, praying to Allah to fix this shit.
Luke Mitchell
Shameless bump because you need to pay attention to this senpai.
Evan Lopez
Well, at least I tried, fuck you all when Deutsche finally blows and good luck.
Eli Hall
Bye bye EU, Germany is going to cause the next recession in Europe after this bubble bursts.
But it'll be alright, I mean we've always come out fine after Germany has been reduced to hyperinflation and breadlines right?
Dominic Ramirez
This seem to be another consolidation attack on our economy just like VW recently. Amerifats shitting their pants again German economy is getting too strong.
Luis Richardson
No it's because you are literally a muslim army now.
Easton Hernandez
this time we'll make it.
Dominic Barnes
>this time muslims bomb the breadlines
Christopher Harris
You guys are literally economically retarded if you think Deutsche Bank could be in danger, you don't get its setup
Jack Price
germany just can't catch a break >frexit next
Kevin Russell
VW smoke was a joke compared to this.
Trillions of derivatives, 1.1$ I think.
The problem is that the problem don't stays in Germany, they nationalize Deutsche and that's all, the problem is a potential systemic fall, like 2008 but more fun.
Christopher Murphy
CRASHING THIS UNION WITH NO SURVIVORS
just to rebuild the Reich
Gavin Jenkins
where should we find refuge for you EUROs? I don't want to lose them and I stacked too much gold already
Ian Howard
#Gerxit when
Elijah Collins
trillions $*
Wew
Ethan Hill
Reminder Germany was merely unaffected by the global recession unlike every other developed country
Brody Collins
Germany will use its 4th Reich... I mean EU to make all the members of the EU to pay for the deutsche bank disaster.
Jonathan Watson
> have master plan > nobody understands it > muh master race > Gets fucked up so bad you feel guilty for it 60 years later > It's different now guys
Germs don't learn ...
Angel Morris
Good luck -- EU just had its credit rating cut
Thomas Myers
>tfw Germany getting BTFO on all fronts nice
Jonathan Brown
if they only knew that the refugees are needed to fuel the bell.
Anthony Carter
I hate both of your countries, and mine would surely suffer due to the demise of yours, but I just don't give a fuck anymore. I would gladly suffer economic turmoil if it meant you will be a nation of homeless starving nazis.
Brayden Barnes
So what happens if NaziBank goes under? War in Europe, again is it?
Colton Miller
If DB fails, expect worldwide mega habbenin, Lehman brothers tier
Jace Cruz
About time.
Wyatt Bailey
It seems like the UK got out just in time. I wonder if they are going to make them pay for this upcoming disaster as well since they are still technically part of the EU for the next 2 years IF they file for article 5 already.
Logan Wood
It's not bad, this might cause Germany to try and inflate the debts away.
It would be good for South Europe, inflation isn't bad if you have more debt than assets.
Grayson Mitchell
>Bergjude being mad Go eat a Schnitzel for 20 Franken and stop shopping here
Jack Miller
What would this mean for poor countries that already rely on Germany for their infrastructure?
Would there be a total collapse of Europe if it fails?
Owen Stewart
This won't happen Slobodan, first off our economy is basically born to restart and we always rise if we fall like a Phoenix from the ashes
Elijah Rodriguez
what's that? germany couldn't singlehandedly-destroy the UK in a week TOP KEK ANGLO PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us germans are ITCHING for a war with the UK. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of british soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY british pig shit they see. When germany's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Elijah Sullivan
I love how you guys just throw shit each other or all together to Germany, we're gonna have a good time below a bridge, telling stories and warming ourselves in front of a burning pile of shit.
Levi Perez
I look forward to all you Yuropoors becoming rareflags over the next few years as the lights go out in your Socialist "Utopia".
Zachary Roberts
Deutsche Bank traditionally only had german CEOs, then in the 90s they first began to hire some guy from Switzerland (who did a somewhat decent job), and after him they first hired an indian CEO who turned out to be completely incompetent, and now, they have an ANGLO CEO.
The anglo CEO of course immediately started to sabotage DB by exhanging their assets for derivate WMDs. He sold DBs physical assets and stockholder shares to foreign anglo banks and received completely worthless paper derivatives in turn.
If we would get another 2008 now, Deutsche Bank would be among the first banks to fail.
Doesnt really matter in the long run since the germans have more urgent problems than an economy crash, with 1.5 million ISIS jihadis already standing ready to turn us into Syria 2.0.
Lucas Reed
I'll go willingly if it is
I see
Kayden Cox
Buy gold mining stocks.
Ethan Stewart
> Shopping in Germany > As if I'm poor > like some Schwab I could name ...
Mason Gray
Why didn't the yuropoors listen to him?
Brody Collins
Just imagine mixing an economic crash with 1.5 million jihadis inside Germanistan.
This thing blowing up would be not only economically, but socially devastating. Race war at his best.
>USA thinking they're not exposed to this.
Jack Flores
Why can't you beautiful Germans just rely on yourselves. In Canada I always hear about German engineering, German cars, German culture, German intelligence, German humor, etc., but it looks like you guys have just fucked it all up because you don't trust yourselves are something.
What is wrong with your national character?
Josiah Thomas
>German humor
Parker Anderson
This sort of shit doesn't make Sup Forums really think sadly. They don't know what you meant by this.
Ayden Martin
>germany will plummet in debt >all land will be bought by jews >a new party will rise >they will abolish the bank-backed or gold-backed currency in favour of a new temporary system based on work fill in the rest
Chase Bell
Riot Riot Riot
David Robinson
>What is wrong with your national character? not much of it left after 70 years of anglo propaganda
You're right, when the time comes I'll have to do my civic duty to help keep you all from starving. It'll be rough times, but making sure you receive your semen rations and avoid starvation will be reward enough for me
Ayden Carter
This will affect you as well dumbass
Eli Lopez
>happening like some muslim blowing himself at the airport >muslim blowing himself >blowing himself >at the fucking airport Top kek
Leo Morales
It's natural, I'm going to try and learn how to short deutsche as well, I want to make some money, I respect Soros for his intelligence. Learn from jew
Jeremiah Robinson
They don't have to wait 2 years , that's the maximum time it will take.
Dylan Lopez
It's time to take out the trash.
Christian Hall
Guys don't scare me, since Brexit I've been getting more and more paranoid that shit's going to go down in Europe really soon. I don't want any financial crashes or civil wars, I just want to keep my boring, comfy life, don't ruin this for me
Jason Russell
Time to start trading in gravel.
Jacob Jackson
JPMorgan was a bank? I thought they were only (((Merchants)))
Henry Scott
>I just want to keep my boring, comfy life
Benjamin Gomez
I'm afraid if nothing happens you'll just get overrun by migrants and uh so far talking to the politicians doesn't seem to be helping anything they're not exactly listening to the people so as hard as it may be you Euro cucks might wanna get ready for shit to go down because at some point it will realistically.
Lucas Scott
> he's Canadian
Landon Morales
Fuck off. Make Europe crash and burn already
Wyatt Wright
To bail this out Germany will have to buy all the corporate EU bonds in existence basically to prop up the next shit show.
This will have the effect to killing productivity on the continent. Again Germany will bail out EU because of this.
Through all this DB will be taken into private German hands. At that point the Jews move in and crack up the EU causing the final collapse buying up everything with a price tag on at rock bottom prices.
the end.
Benjamin Parker
You better start believing in happenings..you are in one
Hudson Long
Merchant and banker usually goes together.
Why are so many of you starving for a EU crash? If EU crashes, Germany actual reich is going to shit.
Ryder Murphy
Fucking kikes
Dylan Scott
Explain.
Because right now everything is calm in the US and the GBP and Euro still buy shit. It sounds like all these graphs you're posting are attempts to fear monger.
No one in Britain is feeling any sort of economic downturn because of Brexit. Deal with it.
Thomas Hall
>If EU crashes, Germany actual reich is going to shit. That's precisely why
Andrew Hernandez
get a job you worthless underage parasite.
Angel Jenkins
Can someone explain the X axis on this graph. I understand Lehman Bros. But is this plotting DB in 2008 too???
Sauce for this graph?
Matthew Butler
It's been a week
If you think losing the only 2nd major 1st world client market won't affect you, I have bad news for you
“In particular, Germany, France, the U.K. and the U.S. have the highest degree of outward spillovers as measured by the average percentage of capital loss of other banking systems due to banking sector shock in the source country”
Justin Barnes
Deutsche Bank sucks, everybody I know who uses it has problems with it.
Benjamin Cooper
I think we're going full 2008 again.
Chase Cooper
Why the fuck do you want that? Life in Germany is still pretty fucking great, who cares if our politicians are scumbags, politicians everywhere are. I don't give a single shit as long as it doesn't affect my personal life. EU crashing and burning would most certainly affect it for the worst, why would anyone in their right mind want that? Are you really that bored that you'd want to starve to death or die on the streets for some vague illusion of "freedom" that will never be reality anyway?
Thomas Mitchell
mate let me explain it real simple. 1)the non eu markets (ftse/s&p/usd) are "calm" because they are being propped up so no one gets spooked. 2) what is happen to you, far more insidiously, is the removal of your rights. no one is going to annouce this, there is no "Index" on freedom and liberty - it's much more complicated because it's so important. Just yesterday you had your president announcing the futher advancement of the NAU measures. This should worry you freind. If you can understand and seperate those two things you should do well. Recent events following on from brexit are the last grasps of globalism, and these will hurt.
Benjamin Moore
Didn't that crash in Kecksburg back in the 60s?
Jack Cooper
>he didn't read the post
Ayden Rivera
This is a fantastic quote and rings true today.
You obviously would rather lick the hands that feed you. Sooooo you should probably go kill yourself.
Luis Moore
>mfw I'm almost done with all my medical bills that went to debt collection due to losing my job from said injury >only have a little over 3k to pay off with my credit card but haven't missed a payment and am giving more than the required amount so should be able to pay it off realistically in 2 months or so. >Student loans are bullshit though but if government goes under so will the student loan debt bubble.
Honestly, I might be well positioned once everything hits the fan.
Ryan Jackson
>Canadian shitposting
David Walker
>I don't give a single shit as long as it doesn't affect my personal life.
You are part of the problem. Hell, you are worse than our politicians because you only care about yourself you egotistical piece of shit.
Ab ins gas hans, jetzt aber schnell.
Levi Moore
>my money is starting to feel so insecure that it's posting in /r9k/.
Christian Ross
it isnt new news. douche bank had negative growth not long ago. with so much volatility in the markets the past year it was expected some would fail
i mean 3/4 major banks in america had really low profit margins last year. they might be treading water with douche bank but sooner or later 1 will go belly up. tgis sort of thing happens about every 10-15 years
Jackson Ramirez
So am I planning my eurovacation this year? Will American Dollar masterrace gibs me some luxuries?
Charles Brooks
Can someone explain what's going on here without memes or one-word replies So the Brexit did the opposite of what all the salty Bremainers said - instead of the UK economy tanking, Germany's bank is now overloaded with debt? I doubt that would lead to conflict in Europe. The SJW EU cucks will just blame Nigel Farage and Donald Trump while threatening any other countries from leaving the EU. The worst you'll get is chimps attacking people more often.
Oliver Clark
I don't think it will be that drastic. What economic indicators convince you otherwise?
>2008 trillions of dollars disappeared largely due to shit-tier MBS and CDO and their stellar ratings >Investors will buy C or worse grade securities rated as a B or A and the poor folk who were supposed to pay their mortages didn't
>Basically people thought money was there but there isn't. It's a little bit different now.
Is it also true Germans are withdrawing from their banks? That's not a good sign.
I also just bought a shit load of LYG (Lloyds Banking Group) hoping for a quick buck before the knife falls
Also what's the Y axis? Is it percentage of decline? I still am slightly confused.
However here is a pic of 2008 for DB .... kinda close to today
Lucas Rogers
I know you love graphs and shit so here's another one, although I think this is slightly overdramatic, but anyway:
>Left = Germany GDP >Middle = EU GDP >Right = DB derivatives
It's from a spanish economic blog.
Luke Murphy
I might be an egoistical piece of shit but I appreciate the comfy life in my country. How exactly would EU collapsing do Germany any good?
Chase Wright
test
Leo Long
>b-but muh media said everything explode
Brayden Morales
>yfw, yur an ameriburger and you have bitcoins and a Swiss bank account
Jaxon Kelly
your life is worthless
how come you dont see it
time to step it up and join us in glorious conquest
Jose Phillips
>I know you love graphs and shit so here's another one, Nice quints but
CAN PEOPLE STOP POSTING GRAPHS WITHOUT PROPER AXES?
Seriously how can I determine the effect size of a graph like that without a scale?
Adrian Taylor
It's gonna be italy first. Then germanistan.
Carter Sanchez
butthurt beta SJW cuck manlets defend the religion of peace, they're useful idiots under the guidance of the kike zionist communist socialists of the frankfurt school, deus vult kek wills it has lead to MEGA which will likely lead to the collapse of brussels jews as GREXIT NEXIT ITEXIT DEXIT happens delaying the one world order, grössgermaniums banks will go under and everyone will lose their shekels collapsing the euro
