tommorow celebrates the greatest country god evr
created
Canada day anticipation
John Rivera
Aaron Clark
bump
Brody Martin
shit country, shit people. I wish I was American or even Mexican.
Dominic Cox
OOOOOOOHHH CANADAAAA
Juan Murphy
stfu bud
Luke Evans
Canada used to be good.
youtu.be
Jayden Martinez
YEET
Christopher Gray
the damn french really fucked us on that one.
Thomas Williams
Got my bottle of maple whiskey early. The only good thing the french ever make.
Grayson Cox
Christian Brown
>maple whiskey
what is this?
Easton Ortiz
It's my birthday tomorrow.
Nolan Nelson
I hope no one wishes you a happy birthday
Dylan Powell
Thanks
Owen Anderson
It's rainy as fuck, nobody wants to go camping, nobody wants to leave the house, next Stat is a month away, gonna be cold and rainy by then. Welp, summer basically ruined fuck canada day. The one weekend I get to do shit and nobody wants to do anything because of a bit of rain
Eli Roberts
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Ryder Barnes
Canada Day -> Independence Day
as
Hanukkah -> Christmas
Grayson Robinson
He's not your buddy, guy.
Nolan Hernandez
I'm really hoping some mudslime does a terrorist attack during Canada celebrations to get our cucked country to wake the fuck up, cause that sandnigger with the lever action didn't do shit.
David Bailey
>It's rainy as fuck
Where you at? We just had a huge storm in Calgary
Noah Stewart
>attacks parliament
>with a lever action
What could go wrong?
Andrew Jones
It's for people who piss sitting down.
Julian Ward
Unibroue makes some fairly good beer, I'd say that qualifies.
Carter Reed
>Not posting the superior version
Benjamin Morales
Congratulations, neighbors. We could use more Canada.
Justin Nguyen
Edmonton, I want to head up north camping but everyone thinks it will hit up there.
Hudson Fisher
I haz fears. If digits
Nolan Perez
Does that mean the White House will be decorated with Canadian flags tomorrow?
Ethan Jones
Don't give up, just try to convince them anyway. Even of it does rain it won't hurt anything, rain on a rent is nice.
Henry Butler
>I'm really hoping some mudslime does a terrorist attack during Canada celebrations
Fuck you. Just fuck off.
Elijah Kelly
If you celebrate, you lose.
Jose Ramirez
We're in a severe drought right now and we're still going to have fireworks.
Seems like a bad idea, even though they're down by the river.
Xavier Carter
What area of Canada?
Had some relatives in Canada, had a wedding in July 2014 and August 2015 in Vancouver.
July 2014 was so green, August 2015 was pretty fucking dry, it was crazy.
David Price
>Canada day
More like colonialist oppressor day. Great idea, let's celebrate the genocide of the original Canadians!
Easton James
Yesterday I forgot the name of your country during a conversation.
Ayden Green
Just West of Ottawa.
Luis James
those are just fauna.
Brody Russell
homeboy didn't have an extra 30 days after the 30 days for his pal so he could get his restricted license.
This honestly if you are drinking whiskey that isn't 100% rye you need to surgically remove your cock and turn it into a gash.
Jayden Cox
I can't celebrate with this shit happening
cbc.ca
Jaxson Peterson
It's Ontario, what do you expect?
Noah Turner
Toronto boys ww@?
who else is going to ribfest tomorrow?
Parker Wright
But St-Jean-Baptiste already happened. Enjoy Multiculturalism and Immigration day though, Anglicuck
Thomas Nelson
Enjoy the niggers and welfare, its not like you frenchies have done anything productive for this country except beg for money to bail bombardier out only to have them outsource jobs to shitskins because they are so broke.
The saddest part is that you cant leave Canada because your entire province is on the dole.
Kayden Gutierrez
Don't you mean Dominion Day, the holiday created to celebrate your subordination to another country?
Fun fact:. They changed the name of the holiday, but not your legal status as a Dominion of the UK. You leaf fags aren't even living in a sovereign country.
Sebastian Butler
god isn't real
Landon Brown
Oh yeah, us stupid little colonials could never have had a functioning economy (like literally every country out there) if it wasn't for Anglo imperialists imposing their system on us
Lucas Morris
I have to figure out what I will eat while I spend the day alone because I have no energy to go outside.
Kayden Miller
Lmao, Montreal is all North Africans and Haitians now.
Gabriel Bailey
True fact: Québec is the only homogenous nation in North America.
Kayden Wright
a fucking leaf
Levi Collins
Just stay off the hill after sundown, shit goes 0-60 real fast.
Connor Hall
>Canada: 77% white
>Quebec: 87% white
Stay jealous Anglo cuck
Dominic Jackson
We come from a single stock: Franco-Norman. Not like the anglo/scot/irish mongrels of Anglonadia.
Andrew Evans
Happy bday in advance user