In all seriousness, what was wrong with Ted Cruz?

He was essentially just a smarter and more articulate Donald Trump.

He wasn't soft on any of the issues that concern Sup Forums.

He was opposed to Islam, refugees, illegal immigration, gay marriage etc.

He had an intricate understanding of the constitution.

How would a Ted Cruz presidency be any different from a Trump presidency?

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The kikes that pull the strings.

Next thread please.

No one, including his own party, likes him

I don't want a fucking preacher as president

2013 shitstorm because "muh obamacare man fuck da gubment and billions of dollars XDDD"

All around annoying cunt

>gay marriage
Non issue, focus on things that matter rather than "muh dujenurrasy"

Goldman Sachs shill

Next

neocon

Lyin' Ted. Look at him here he goes again lyin' Ted. Wow! Lyin' Ted.

He wasn't really an outsider at all. He had been bought off by Goldman Sachs. His wife is a GS board member as well.
He was sleazy as hell and used rat bastard tactics and lies to try to get the nomination.
He is a dominionist who thinks he was sent by god to be president.

Canadian.

There's nothing wrong with Ted Cruz.

Sup Forums just hates him because he ran against Trump.

Religious nut.

The Republican party bedding down with evangelicals was one of the worst moves ever. It has lead the party to waste resources fighting numerous losing battles. Hopefully the defeat of Ted Cruz stops the party from supporting these bible thumping hacks.

Well, he's the zodiac killer for starters.

H1b's

>He was essentially just a smarter and more articulate Donald Trump

Then why did Trump completely and utterly wreck him every single time they were on stage together?

He eats boogers

"If you do not stand with Israel and the Jewish people, then I do not stand with you"

Wow, really makes me think, I'm now a #cruzmissile

He's the zodiac killer.

He didn't intellectually "wreck" him. He just shouted over him and used puerile insults like "Lyin' Ted". Trump seldom, if ever, dissects another person's argument logically and rationally.

He isn't eligible

Liar.

THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING.

He voted for amnesty and shared a continuity with the party of insulting failure.

What the fuck? I hate Trump now. I am now a #CruzBuddy

This. Cruz would have been the outsider and Sup Forums favorite if he didn't have Trump even further outside the establishment to compete against.

He was the Zodiac killer, you sick fuck.

If Trump did not exist, Sup Forums would've worshipped Cruz

This. The GOP would be more respectable if it were the party of big business instead of "muh family values muthafucka" and Protestant Christianity

His dad helped kill the best president in modern US history
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FnkdfFAqsHA

Lying Canadian lawyer and known Wall Street shill.

Cruz was too much of a religious nutjob to be viable.

>Ugly
>Open Borders
>Sachs shill

he went on a dating web site and made a profile in which he request a blind girl to date. this isnt even this election years shit they found that mufuka did this shit years ago. im like 70% certain they even mentioned it on the daily show one time

youtube.com/watch?v=SOxsnOG0VYo

High Energy burns you out and you need a nap and a snack. I was much comfier when Sup Forums was a Cruz board.

Since nobody's telling you the obvious I will.

We have a guy with charisma & says politically incorrect shit who's a public figure & celebrity billionaire in Trump.

A Clinton with a cunt, and cunts love people with a cunt.

Cruz was fucking creepy, he spoke like an evangelical which is out of style, and he was awkward and boring.

It's really that simple. The US election has always been this simple, this time its even simpler. it's about who's the most charming, who's more likeable and who has that cult of personality.

It's not about policy or anything like that, if it is, it's put in the most lamens terms like build a fuckin' wall.

>this guy is just like trump because of his stance on issues x,y and z
>implying people like trump because of his stance on issues x,y, and z

People like Trump because he's unscripted, shits on ALL self-righteous politicians and causes mass ass-frustration by speaking about what he believes in. Cruz was literally the opposite. He was a leech who fed off any issue that would buoy his base... And he did it badly too.

>He didn't intellectually "wreck" him

If Cruz is so intelligent and articulate he should have had no problem brushing off Trump then, right? Especially if the things Trump said were as petty as you're trying to portray them to be. His verbal and debate skills are largely why he came out on top in a big way. You really think he has rallied the support of millions of people because "haha he yelled on stage"? There is far more to the art of debate and speech than you realize.

he isn't a bad politician, but he can't work with others at all. He's also a narcissist. But I do respect a lot of his views.

He was the right wing equivalent of Hillary in that voting for him was based purely on social issues. Similarly to how lots of women support Hillary for being a woman evangelicals supported Cruz for his beliefs.

Hate to break it to you, but personality matters. Cruz is the kind of guy that prefers to lose and be a martyr than actually win. He likes to be the lone voice fighting the good fight to no avail. Leading a country is not a position I can see him excelling in. The best position for him is what he has been in the past.

Laying Ted, Too much of a Pussy to sue National Enquirer.

are you a moron or just pretending to be a moron? Which is worse?

Look pic related. He is essentially saying The Bible First, The Constitution second. Do you know what this is?

THEOCRACY

Having the Pope or a Mormon (Romney) as POTUS is not the way

You can't convince the moderate american public with this type of religious extremism

What if this quote was made by a muslim leader?

>I am a muslim first, an american second
>sharia law > the Constitution

You see by yourself

It would be different because Cruz has a much better understanding of trade and the free market. His foreign policy approach is superior as well.

Oh and Trump has now stolen Cruzs position on banning immigration from Muslim countries, rather than a blanket ban on all Muslims.

Trump fans can suck a dick. Enjoy feeling like a cuck when he loses in a landslide to Killary

>ur dumb

How will I recover from this?

Did you accidentally respond to the wrong comment? He said nothing moronic.

Didn't come out strong against NAFTA

That's what is getting my vote.
Could really give a shit about the wall and am pro amnesty for nonviolent people.

...

He lost me when he blamed violence by Anti-Trump BLM protesters on Trump + cancelling the Colorado elections and taking all the delegates.

he's a rat

Because neo-Sup Forums took over

I support Israel on anti-Muslim grounds, but this guy was full zio-cuck. He'd have been more pro-Israel than any president before him, and was utterly insanely evangelical

>better understanding of trade and the free market
Canadian Laying Ted sure doesn't understand Jack Shit about our constitution.

He's balding.

>How would a Ted Cruz presidency be any different from a Trump presidency?
It would actually exist.

>number of times Cruz has been elected to public office: 1
>number of times Trump has been elected to public office: 0

What the fuck? I hate Cruz now. I am now #OverTheHill to #TrumPalace

It's been pretty impressive seeing a conman con an entire political party, even if it is only Republicans.

>Enjoy feeling like a cuck when he loses in a landslide
You would know how that feels, #CRUZMISSILE

>Do you know what this is?
Someone who takes his religion serious. If you put your race, nation, party allegiance or anything else above your religion, you're not really religious.

He was an obvious lying fake, and creepy as fuck at that. He and Rubio got notoriety/careers in politics because they were plants into the Tea Party movement.

That movement started well and good, but got infiltrated quickly by people like Cruz and elites trying to dismantle it (which they succeeded in doing).

>In all seriousness, what was wrong with Ted Cruz?
Conservative
Republican
Zionist.

>smarter than Trump
>not a billionaire

Try again #cruzmissile

>implying Sup Forums was ever a Cruz board

He ate his own snot in a debate, shot a really stupid ad where he forces his kids to do shit and looks like an actual retarded child.

>Goldman Sachs shill
Report: GOP Mega-Donor Adelson to Give Trump Up to $100 Million
foxnews.com/politics/2016/05/14/report-gop-mega-donor-adelson-to-give-trump-up-to-100-million.html

His disgustingly creepy mug is reason enough to hate him.

He holds the Bible high, puts it down, and then he lies!

>Cruz has a much better understanding of trade and the free market
>His foreign policy approach is superior as well

Explain?

Also the Cruz campaign pretty directly mirrored Trump's campaign. Up until he started losing his grip and resorting to ad hominem when talking about Trump and doing goofy last ditch effort stuff like the Fiorina stunt. So you aren't exactly making a compelling point there.

Crazy Jesus freak

We aren't having a debate, I was legitimately asking a question. It's difficult to tell the difference between actual moron Trump supporters and those of the ironic shitposting variety.

Ted Cruz was unelectable. His Bible thumping, almost theocracy like beliefs would have gotten him BTFO even harder in the General than Trump might be. Trump is fairly neutral on gay/trans rights and abortion laws. Cruz was vehemently opposed to both. He would have been slaughtered in the General election.

He was a religious zealot, so no thanks

He's Canadian. I'm not voting for a guy born in another country, much less a country founded by the fucking loyalists. That's crazy. It's exactly what the founding fathers wanted to prevent. We owe them that much.

>"If you do not stand with Israel and the Jewish people, then I do not stand with you"

>a
>fucking
>leaf

That's a tendancious post my german friend. Don't forget where you live.

He's a crypto-Jew. Cruz was a common name for the Marrano Jews who "converted" after the Inquisition.

DUDE BOOGER EATER LMAO

He lacks the face of a leader. He seems like the kind of kid I picked on in grade school.

His kids don't like him. He's a liar. He probably has power trips on his family when they don't deserve it.

He also looks like the foot-tapping type in the restroom if you catch my aids- I mean drift

And yet he's been defending it for years as a senator. Weird...

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Nah Cruz hasn't lost to Hillary before so I don't know what that feels like. got anything else to say cuck?

Because I said Trump wrecked Cruz in debates, I'm a Trump supporter? Even the most avid of Trump haters would clearly realize that.

Even outside of the debates Cruz was doomed to be a failed candidate, the only reason it looked like he ever had a chance was because he won Texas and the other states with a large amount of psychotic religion fanatics.

But I'm a moron for realizing that. Okay.

Because he is a religious nutjob.

In the Oval Office: "Dear Jesus, should I nuke China today? Please send me your guidance."

Fuckin' scary.

He was also unable to fight back effectively against Trump.

If he couldn't stand up to Trump, the media woulld have made him their whipped little pussy bitch, just like they did with Dubya.

Memes aside, Ted Cruz is dishonest as fuck. Every word out of his mouth when he campaigned against Trump was complete bullshit. It got to the point where he became completely unhinged. It was crazy to watch. That alone disqualifies him from my perspective.

Some of what he proposed was alright, but when he started stealing Trumps proposals, you could no longer tell what he really intended to do. But honestly, a lot of what he was saying made it seem like he was going to suck the establishment's dick then still claim to be an "outsider."

Let alone the fact that he's a creepy Goldman Sachs shill and was born in fucking Canada.

Yeah, because...
>In the Oval Office: "Dear Jews, should I nuke the Middle East today? Please send me your guidance."
...Is so much better, right?

and this is the truth, most faggots dont want to accept that this happens, that our policy and social engineering comes from these leeches

He 100% would have been the better president but he was such a weak candidate. If would have came out and called the GOP out on it's bullshit like trying to crown Bush before the nomination even started he would have gotten more support. He apologizes even when he's not in the wrong and he tries to toe that PC line so the left would have destroyed him.

Many of us were simply hungering for somebody to just tell the left to go fuck themselves and that's how we got Trump. Cruz couldn't fill that role.

>implying Cruz wasn't pro-Jew
He was a religious zealot AND pro-jew, on top of being a Goldman Sachs puppet.

>Yeah, because...
>>In the Oval Office: "Dear Jews, should I nuke the Middle East today? Please send me your guidance."
>...Is so much better, right?

No.

LYIN' TED CRUZ FOLKS

HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH

PUTS IT DOWN

AND THEN HE LIES

>No.
Yet you'll get that with every candidate, not just Cruz.

>b-b-b-b-but the jew meme guys!

Give it a rest already. Your guy lost, it's happened to us all, get over it.

Yeah, Cruz got absolutely destroyed by an old ass real estate mogul/reality show playboy who decided to run for president on whim. Best thing about this election has been seeing the groomed, chosen elites of the Republican party get reduced to gibbering apes by a master level shitposter. Watching the evangelical wing of the Republican party become a national laughingstock best election of my life.

>He was a religious zealot AND pro-jew, on top of being a Goldman Sachs puppet.
So it's much better to vote for someone who exaggerates his faith, is pro-Jew and is an Adelson puppet (and does dealings with Soros) instead?

Big Names Back Trump Tower
articles.chicagotribune.com/2004-10-28/news/0410280265_1_donald-trump-soros-fund-management-blackacre-institutional-capital-management
>Donald Trump has lined up three New York hedge funds, including money from billionaire George Soros

nothing I hear he might run for prime minister after cuckdeau.

>There's literally nothing wrong with supporting Jews, goys...I mean guys.

> not soft on issues

BORDER SECURITY FAGGOT. that killed him.

Ted Cruz presidency is an oxymoron because being president of America requires being born in America.