Guess the Player

One of these threads. I'll start off easy.

les ferdinand?
i dont even know, how the shit is that easy

just saw the goals, clearly not les ferdinand fuck

I had to look it up, in no way is this easy unless you're a QPR fan or something

Ok here's one that's easier. If you're an Arsenal fan there's no way you shouldn't know this one.

That retarded German.

Lehman or something

Jens Lehmann

OP is Andy Impey

Congrats, you can use Google.

>this Paki replying to me
I dont speak Urdu

Who's this?

Ronlado

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looks like a system babby

You are so mad you can't use google

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Ronaldo?

Looks like my CV lel

freddy adu

>scored for every club in every stay

GOAT

Who's this?

tough one here lads

Di Canio

TOTTI!

Not a notable career but notable in how it ended

Dale Roberts

RIP, he'd rather die a man than live as a cuck

this madman

I'm sorry, this player played before 2000 and therefore doesn't count.

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Toughie.

Another toughie.

I know that one, it's Sergio Ramos

Of course, Veron.

Must be Simeone.

What about this stud?

All my internets go to you

Shevchenko

shevchenko

this one's a bit obscure

Solid player, but more importantly a QT 3.14

Brian Clough?

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That Spanish CAM for Toronto, Lopez maybe? Remeber him from FIFA

Yea.

Wait no. Not Lopez. Vazquez maybe?

Kanchelskis?

A national legend.

pls don't cut off the years

But my guess is Alexi Lalas?

stanley matthews

Alexi Lalas

Yup.

Nakamura

Correct

Bouba Diop.

Yep.

clubs could match Zuberbühler but he probably didn't score goals

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Stephane Guivarch

victor vazquez

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Simon Vukcevic

Yep. The hero of 98, himself.

Now for another Rangers legend.

impressive if you arent "diaspora"

The legend, Antti Niemi.

Must be Marco Negri. That Rangers side was pretty solid, wasn't that about the same time Brian Laudrup and Gazza were there as well?

correct

Yep. And yep, Laudrup was there, but Gascoigne had already left.

Urko Pardo

Uruguayan
33 goals in Zaragoza, 40 in Lazio, 44 in Inter and 3 in Borussia.

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Paulo Sousa

You re good

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Ruben Sosa

kek I remember that guy, he was notoriously horrible for Panathinaikos, among the worst signings a greek team has ever made.

shinji-kun

No Googling lads

The next Pele

they said

sir les famously played for the yids.

My favorite all time for these threads

V Vasquez

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had to look it up. crazy, had no idea that was in his past, but I guess it explains why he went on to be a success.
the time in germany probably helped too

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The only player in the history of the world to score at least one goal in the premier league, la liga, bundesliga, serie a, and mls.

Martins?

He was pretty good for Juve and Dortmund. Won back to back CLs with different teams

one of the fastest 50-year-olds on the planet

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Obafemi

yessir

Beto?

This looks like one of the hardest threads of guess the player ever.

Contributing

Not a particularly hard one, but I'll raise you the only player to have scored in the PL, Serie A, Bundesliga and Ligue 1.

Forgot the picture

Whateverhisfirstnameis Fernandes

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>tfw she tried to play the victim, wailing to the media that she'd lost "the love of her life"