/hoc/ rubmaps edition

CAR:Scott Darling to get the start in goal Sunday
PIT:Evgeni Malkin scores in loss to Minnesota
MIN:Mikko Koivu scores GWG vs. Penguins
WAS:Evgeny Kuznetsov nets GWG vs. Oilers
NYI:Tavares' hat trick pushes Isles past Preds
NJ:Taylor Hall nets 2G, 1A in win over Coyotes
FLA:Evgenii Dadonov picks up 1G, 1A in loss
DET:Gustav Nyquist scores in shootout win vs FLA
NYR:Rick Nash picks up 2 pts in loss to Canadiens
MON:Phillip Danault scores 2G, 2A in win over NYR
TOR:James van Riemsdyk won't play Saturday
NJ:Nico Hischier to play in 10th NHL game

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hello

Suck it reddithawks

>4 posts too late

>mfw when she turns me over and touches my willy

>another run of the mill slav that Barkov makes look good

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Anyone know where I can get the best rub* in Oulu region?
Asking for my dad.

i unironically want to know what he meant by cheeky stuff to the taint balls and ass

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lmao

*wins 2018 Calder trophy*

have you tried rubmaps.fn

>mfw my boss asks me to stay late and I realize all the extra money I make is going right to Lulu for the ol rub and tug.

.se is sweden
.fi is finland

If I went to Sweden for an ol rub do you think I could find a muslim virgin? Itd be amusing to see her doing it but reluctently

I need more Kings memes who has a supply?

had to take a mean shit boys sorry. not sure why i got a warning this is a general.

what i emant by cheeky activities mostly its a bit of tickling, sometimes she leans over and breathes on your balls with her warm breath while shes massaging your legs. she also slid her fingers inside near my butthole when she was rubbing my ass and it gave me goosebumps and made my pecker get chubby right away. she also will rub her cleavage against you and rub your grundle with her side of her fi gers while she massages the inner thigh.

oh

>Be Oilers
>Set NHL record for longest playoff-less streak and rival the old Nordi questions in losing ability
>Be rewarded with 4, F O U R, 1st overall picks, Including McDavid.
>Ruin system for everyone else
>Trade Hall, Eberle, pick that became Barzal for a bag of pucks
>Still shit
How can a team be so terribly managed? They're probably going to something stupid at the deadline again like trade Strome for Vanek

i need dis

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new jersey is a cuck state. debbies will miss the playoffs screencap this

dANG IT!

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Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Montour clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin ovi have 14 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Brandon "golden flow" Montour is pottin 50 in '18 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck

epic!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

why are they trying to be intimidating with their shirts off when their physiques aren't even impressive

Isles will win the cup and there’s nothing you can do about it

Good post

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they’re showing off their gang tattoos so people not what set theyre with and what federal prisons theyve been to. its also very hot where theyre from

i love this faggot thread.

>down 3-0
>outshot 13-1
>less than 10 minutes into the game
>2 players score their first NHL goal
>against the fucking mild
Just fire snow and relocate the team.
Rival the rags for
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit arena
>shit city

nice

is the man in the upper left you

no thats george costanza from the popular tv show seinfeld

who are these glans gladiators? are they finnish?

UHM DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME UNTIL I'M DONE MY COFFEE SWEEEEEEETIE. :)

Im so, so sorry, I read upper right.
Im so embarassed right now.

thats ok. is it you

im sorry no

Okay. It’s one game. Mild are a crash team that goes hard in front of the net.

Who on that team does that? Stewart? Broken face Foligno?
Nino and Parise are ded so it certainly wasnt them.

Ew

wow, that must be a really rare photo of Jesper "The" Bratt

finland needs to get the h*ck out of /hoc/

can you imagine sticking your fingers there feeling the soft skin of a ripe woman? Fuck my dick is hard.

>heck

What's it like being such a huge faggot you can't even use the word hell.

what is your problem god d*mmit?

really need these r*cists to get o*ut!

>cursing on the internet
sorry im not from r*ddit

>just wanna watch cartoons, vidya, and hockey
>have to do schoolwork and look for colleges
J U S T

They swarmed the damn net. This teams problem is that they can’t stop third rebounds. But I believe

>hell
>cursing word
what the hell?

>look for colleges
underage ban

Jonneban

>using an euphemism
>believing God wouldn't know you cursed anyway

The actual word doesn't matter, your meaning for the word is the only thing that matters.

Fuck off, kid.

i have eaten with reckless abandon this weekend and i feel awful about myself but will continue to do so

>all these uncouth f*nns in my /hoc/
out! get the absolute h*ck out!

>what is being a senior

>the Canadian Women's Hockey League has 1 team in Boston, and 2 teams in China
Jesus christ why would you put two teams in fucking China, let alone one?

Just more of her to love a user

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU

This is a 30+ general
Nothing personnel

I'm honestly shocked too.

How the fuck do they afford travel? I can't imagine CWHL teams are very wealthy considering they play in arenas that Junior B teams would be pissed off about.

if they would let you smell the equipment of the girls and rub them down after their games i would pay several dollars to see them ‘play’

Frick the heck off bud

>Wanting to smell the equipment of hockey "girls"

trust me user, you don't want that.

unironically love mika

Fuck off fag

Same

>there's a womens hockey league

Flights from Boston to China don't seem that expensive to me

This user is correct. Hokkei girls can be cute and some of them arent lesbians but you should never be eager to smell their equipment. Unless you are a masochist it will only end in disappointment.

Didn't know /hoc/ was a day care for this nerd

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you don’t know anything about smells and neither does that leaf

samefag proxy off tired forced nonmeme

good post

As opposed to Mongolia, where they're not even developed enough for airports.

No wonder most F*nns have to stay in Binland.

>body of a fridge
holy yuck

The Indian guys at the gas station have started to recognize me from buying my chew and start to grab it before I ask.

great post f*nns should not throw snowballs in there mudhuts

finland is quarantined for everyone's sake

>being this flustered

you have a problem
the solution is drinking bleach to cleanse yourself

Hockey equipment smells absolutely horrific and the women who play hockey are disgusting, the hottest ones maxing out at 6/10.

If you're such a beta cuck you'd pay good money to smell some ugly cunts rancid hockey equipment more power to you I guess.

>laffs

Sounds comfy (not a code word for boring)

>rags
>habs

post teeth

hot

t. 18 year old kid
Yeah they didn't have mine on the shelf but the guy went back to grab it

Who are these bitches and where can I find them?

Please stay away

Comfy is just code word for superior desu

fuck you I live far from funland

good counter meme, will push

reminder that living on a body of freshwater with land is the most patrician way to live

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