Pls send help burgerbros

Pls send help burgerbros

Grab a gun and start a civil war.

no one cares, moldova

can someone greentext venezuelas situation?

I'll send pictures of farage

>be socialist
>starve

That man got some balls. So big, he needs a wheel chair to get around.

R8 my freedom arsenal m8

God it feels great to be armed

JUST

>venezulean heavy infantry attacking a tank

>Its fucked
>the end

Jus how bad are things really? Out leftists keep claiming that it's all media lies and stuff.

>severe drought
>no more oil money

I think that right, or I'm cunfusing my South American shit holes

If you give me a million barrels of oil I'll let you sleep on my couch

praying to kek for ya friend

Looks like he's about to get

...Muldova'

Le cheeky Carlos.jpg

>Demilitarize the local police departments
>clap clap clap

Really bad, that pic is from today, people looting supermarkets and shit, google tucupita saqueos or cumana looting

Why did you put your butt plug on that airsoft rifle?

Your scrunchie has gotten tangled in your gun again

What's with the chamber cuck on the ar? Are you a faggot or something?

I'd be funnier if Venezuela was anywhere near Moldova, but keks nontheless

>1. racemixing
>2. socialism
>3. largest oil reserves on the planet can't overcome 1 and 2

so you can talk shit about america later on? nah

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CONAS

I hear dirt cookies are fine eatin'

I don't own a safe you meme spewing autists

Your socialism experiment failed? Just admit it.

What are the odds of Foreign intervention?

Pretty low cause obama is a cuck and SA is full of leftists

Wish I could help in a meaningful way, but I don't think I can. I don't even think our News Outlets talk about Venezuela.
All I can give you is a randomly generated inspirational picture

Do you play baseball?

I heard you guys have oil?

FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY.


DO YOU SEE THOSE FUCKS AT THE TOP?


THEY AREN'T YOUR COUNTRY, THEY ARE NOT WHAT YOU FIGHT FOR, FIGHT FOR YOUR FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDS, FIGHT FOR SOMETHING BUT YOU'D BETTER START FIGHTING NOW, OR YOU'LL WAKE UP WITH A HOLE IN YOUR GODDAMN CHEST.

Don't you have jungle and shit, go eat some wildlife, if you try you can trap critters with snares.

Why don't you have a magnum? You need something for bosses, user.

Neither do I, and all mine are condition 1, always. It takes about 3 seconds to go from my desk/bed, to having the AK in my hands, safety off, dot on and ready to go. It takes another 2 seconds to put on ear pro.

You're freedoming wrong, user.

>Be venezuelan
>Live in a shithole but not african third world shithole
>Fat fuck comes along promises free shit
>Called revolution but in reality its communism(socialism)
>Government seacess everything muh healthcare
>Dies leaving bus driver get into power
>Country is becoming like african tier shithole

Buy one. Even a low-end one. That cable deters absolutely nobody with two brain cells and $15 to buy some bolt cutters, while most break-ins won't take the time to break into any safe that's mounted to the floor.

>Conas

HAHAHAHAHA

...

Shotgun, semi automatic rifle, and pistol. Got the bases covered. EVERY home should have at least these 3.

hes a calicuck and probably lives with his parents.

that's the only reason to have one of those stupid things attached to your guns

>people elect a government to take their profitable oil industry from the private owners so that the people get the money instead of greedy oil industry experts
>said government gives money to the people (as extravigantly and inefficiently as possible), but it's mostly borrowed money; turns out managing an oil company competitively is hard
>price of oil tanks, debtors knocking on their door, roving gangs now haunt the streets looking for people to steal bread from

>CONAS

top kek

Save Venezuela from conas

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Ya bloody hue hue cunts

whats so funny? what does conas mean?

It mean pussy but afaik it is only used in Portugal.

Why are the spanish/portugese countries so shit? What's wrong with spaniards and moors?

Cona is cunt/vagina in Português. Conas is like pussies, cowards, effeminate in Português.

Hugo must be rolling in his grave

I think cunt in Portuguese

t. guy who spent a month in portugal and only remembers that and obrigado

Why do foreign countries always ask the USA for help?

Sometimes I hate my country but then I see shitholes like yours and then I praise Allah.

>implying socialism starved nazi germany and not the filthy jew

thanks for the info
nice satan trips

They don't. A country does not ask for help. A gov does. Real life is not like EU4

its so sad to see that when leaders like hugo chavez or titos die , their country immediatly turn to shit cause everyone decide to do new policies that are shit when their policies worked great

american education.

Fuck you, I don't want Venezuelan refugees

So is OP part of the Venezuelan government because he is clearly asking for the USA to help.....

Missing full power bolt action

Arguably the most effective during unrest and against .mil (from afar outside of .223 range).

Come on USA, try it, JUST TRY IT!

A good bolt action in 7.62x51 would be my next add. I've herd good things from friends about their Mossberg MVP's. It's price to performance is quite good for an entry level precision rifle. I don't want to be rude< but I'm assuming budget is a factor so for optics I would go V either Vortex 3-9 30mm or 4.5-12 30 mm. If your not planning on taking it on the next crusade UTG bipods are perfectly serviceable and about half what a proper Harris costs.

O, and throw a fucking molotov at that piece of shit

DO IT YOU PUSSY

Do you poo in a loo or do you have designated shitting streets like your bros?

We sent our Cartel to install their new headquarters in Venezuela.

>lock on your rifle
your a faggot/10

Fuerza hermanos. La izquierda mentirosa oculta y miente hasta el día de hoy de lo que les pasa.

I'm surprised you know what shitting is since you have no food there.

You need to trap the vehicle and roast the occupants inside, you're wasting your energy throwing bricks at it m8

He is a faggot asking for attention, lol. This is Sup Forums ffs.

>gun lock

fucking faggot desu

I know what a loo is at least

En eso se especializan, al menos ya no tendras que ver mas telesur desde hoy

least he gets enough food inside himself to take a shit lmao

fpbp

fuck off commie

it worked in the reich because people had to work

What is your situation?
You have access to water and food?

>seacess

Get out before you die. I heard the EU is taking in refugees.

Fuck you.

You elected a socialist who built you a government of entitlements and price controls. He spent his countries money buying weapons from Russia and bragged about how he was ready for a war with the U.S. You got what you wanted while being complete dicks about it and now you want our help.

No, Fuck you, Fuck your people, Fuck your communism, fuck your children and future generations, Fuck your current president, and you can go fuck yourself. Enjoy your south american third world shithole.

sincerely
Murica

Caracas: yes, to a mild degree yes

Rest: no and no

>Edgy

The only thing that keeps america from sharing in venezuela and north korea's fates is that our currency is used for oil trades.

Oil is finite.

This is pure fucking gold

>Be socialist
>Get fucked

What a surprise.

>Believing in meme's

ayy lmao we showed those gringos and the bourgeois the power of socialism

>Son, I am dissapoint.

How much in USD would feed you and your family for a month?

>earpro...

You're fucking retarded.

Why not just flee to somewhere like Mexico?

They have a wall....

I saw a vid the other day of the army protecting some onions (sic).

Millions here think its a great idea to follow the Venezuelan path by voting this cancer party "podemos", national an heroism I suppose.

Hang on bro.

Were the socialists elected into power? Explain how they were able to fuck your country please

Family of two id say 30-40$

Absolute currency control, if you want dolla dolla to flee you have to pay it overpriced as fuck, hence you have lo leave naked if youre a poorfag or middle class

>Wall

The only dudes who know how to make boats out of garbage and make them float for months are the Africans, he'd die before getting to Mexico

got paypal?