I JUST WOKE FROM A COMA

Hey guys, I've been in a coma for the last 6 years. Can you fill me in on important things that I have missed?

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Your country is even shitter

go back in a coma, it's for the best

its 2016

The new star wars sucked

There's a new star wars? really?

Also an old friend told me a joke today that Donald Trump was a running for president of the US

He is.
The alternative is Hillary Clinton
She's being investigated for treason
Apparently she's also a psychopathic murderer
You think I'm joking, but I can't say it any other way.


She's a demon and she's getting real close to being the leader of our country.
God help us all if she gets it.

How could everything turn to this much shit in only 6 years? What happened?

The jews are winning

Jews happened.

Rio was a great choice for the Olympics

This is a funny time to ask this but seriously, how can we "Stop" the jews? They have a hand in all the elite shit that I haven't once seen how to stop it. Or are we too far gone?

Bill looks pretty ill

Nigel Farrage made Britain geat again.

Jews nuked yemen. Twice. Nobody called them on it, and it wasn't shown in mainstream media in the US or EU.

Britain is still in the EU

UK has been more interesting for a week now with it's referendum for leaving the EU and how it affects the EU.

Probably would want to get into Game of Thrones as that was first released in 2011.
Probably want to see if it is to your taste.

World turning to shit in a lot of ways due to globalisation, for Ireland it would probably get sucked into the whole EU super state thing which might happen where all EU member states will have their laws stripped and will have their laws dictated by Brussels in Belgium.
France and Germany might be the first to do this, but this is very early and information for this was leaked so it isn't official news.

There are a lot of world matters to catch up with.

As for middle-east bullshit the new top terror group is Islamic State or ISIS who are tearing up Iraq, Syria and a few other places, but the world media indicate the terrorists are losing their war.

ISIS idiots are the ones who might successfully pull off a terror attack like Al Qaida has done in the past, usually at the cost of their lives.

As others have said Jews are fucking with the world more than ever before.

Other news Kek wills the UK leaving the EU.

Both Irelands are better at football than England will ever be.

How would you go about framing Bill for Hillary's murder?

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next gen consoles are shit

to sum everything up -
- Europe is now 20% black/arab
- Britain left EU and EU is about to collapse
- End-of-the-world scenario financial crisis is coming in autumn
- Middle east is now scorched earth controlled by the Islamic State, who's at war with Russia.
- US forming a panamerican union with Mexico and Canada
- US forming an international UN police to control it's citizens
- Ukraine is split into 3 parts divided by the government, Russia and rebel factions
- Europe is about to have a civil war and people are getting arrested for speaking against the government
- Incest and bestiality is now ok
- Major terror act rate is now 1 per month.

These 6 years were a wild ride.

>ITT: fucking delusional kids who think things were better in 2010 and fail to see that they were just young and naive

realistically nothing has changed or at least not gotten worse, the whole gender thing has gotten a little bit more mainstream but that's about it

You're a cuck now

ISN'T IT FUNNY?

You are wrong. Brexit would have never happened in 2010

go back

>Incest and bestiality is now ok

Thank god

oh and brexit, other than that some shit has gotten worse but other have gotten bette, overall it's kinda the same, 6 years is nothing

fuck off

most based man in Europe.

I don't recall people being thrown into prison for shitposting on facebook. Neither do I recall niggers raping children in the streets or muslims shooting up places routinely.

We seem to get these kind of posts every now and again.
I wonder how many are actually true.

> not laughing any more.jpg

s-sauce

At least I have this diamond to cling to among all these shitty developments. Did jews really nuke Yemen? No one is answering me on facebook.

This, there was no appetite for it nobody cared, in fact brexit would not have happened if merkel didn't invite hordes of rapefugees into Europe, most people have no sympathy for that scum only champagne socialists

>because none of you have ever had a real job.png

Not openly.
No one you message on facebook will likely know anything about it.

Did you have that post the whole time you was in a coma?

watched that video like 10 times. The salt levels were just incredible the feeling you get that he put up with this shit for almost 20 years to ay this in the end was great.

>*pose
ffs

grisaia

Just go back to sleep

I bet there will be a civil war...but how? What will you guys fight with?
Why are the police and army such cucks?

In our media they've been going mental about how it was such an inappropriate remark to make, but he's just saying what everybody is thinking

>I JUST WOKE FROM A COMA

Go juggle your potatoes. We're not here for your personal needs.

i've got bad news if you were a fan of jimmy saville or rolf harris...

Yeah it's great, and I only follow British media anyway (I'm just in Aus for work). Thought this made me happy, Aus and Britain standing together, usually Aus news is what you see on the side panel in pic related.

>Also an old friend told me a joke today that Donald Trump was a running for president of the US
>told me a joke today that Donald Trump

Confirmed for not being in a coma

I believe my note on this matter will be disregarded but here goes, Egypt's had 3 revolutions since 2010.

>25th Jan 2011,The first to remove Mubarak from his position as EG president.
>Late 2011, the military took control.
>Mid 2012, provisional government takes over
>2013, Muslim brotherhood nominee becomes president.
>2014, so-called military coop to remove the Muslim Brotherhood from power and then the military takes over again.
>2016, everything is still shitty in Egypt.

Oh and by the way in 2015 An Italian guy called Julio Regina was tormented and killed in Egypt presumably by the local police.

And yeah Brexit and Trump and other stuff.

you can manufacture weapons yourself. Explosives, slingshots, bobby traps, arbalests and even guns (you can buy a "fake" gun that is usually for gas-rounds and drill through the barrel, works like a normal one then)

he was killed by the military, not the police. Got tortured by the creative usage of a car-battery

How could there be a civil war?

Besides whats the problem with some refugees, I've noticed people talking about them in my area. Are they really so bad?

Shit I was quite the fan of Rolf Harris, just learned hes in jail for being a pedo.

Bet part is Juncker getting so ass shattered he tried to stop the press from photographing Nige's smug mug.

Hit the gym white nigger bro, gotta get those gainz back

Here`s 2010-2014:
worldtimeline.info/wor2010.htm
worldtimeline.info/wor2011.htm
worldtimeline.info/wor2012.htm

Egypt is that sandy shithole niggers keep talking about right?

you didn't wake up

this is hell

It's not been confirmed yet, so don't cuck around.
And no, I know better, they suspect the local police's killed him.

You don't know the half of it.

Why doesn't Saudi Arabia just go into Israel? USA is in bed with both, so it's just going to sit by and watch.

go back to your coma
will be better trust me

Egypt, you looked so much better with just pyramids.

Why you gotta build this shite?

>just learned hes in jail for being a pedo.
so is jared the subway guy.

you did you into coma anyways?

>wakes up, logs onto pol

yep ma'am, im afraid hes completely retarded and useless now

>Ireland is fucked
>Obama sucks
>The EU is a prison
>Donald Trump will save you.

You weren't in a coma you liar.

Potatoniggers are still irrelevant.

We a superstate nao ginger bro
We're one country, one nation
How does it make you feel?

>Refugees.
That is the main crisis of the EU with many migrants coming in, escaping conflict in the middle east or just coming here to exploit the benefit system in EU countries with Germany partaking in this more than others it seems, but many other EU countries are getting cucked all the same.

The migration into Germany has made the rapefugees issue more clear, ISIS terrorists are exploiting it to have ISIS sleepers infiltrate and cause chaos when asked to and many countries complain of loss of sovereignty.

Main issue with many refugees are that they don't assimilate, political correctness means their crimes are often not punished or punished hard enough compared to native population and natives speaking against their presence are often considered as racist and they can get arrested for that without using any actual offensive language under certain circumstances.

Many EU countries welcome refugees and other immigrants for cheap labour and disregard how this affects the native populace.

Civil war might could be the native populace rebelling against government, cucked native populace and the refugees/ immigrants; but no such perfect storm has not happened so far and the numbers against the native populace makes this unlikely.

yfw 2010 was 6 years ago

>thread theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g

The world has actually ended in 2012

really makes you think

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I was driving on LSD and crashed. They say I'm lucky to be alive but after reading this thread I'm not so sure anymore.

>yfw you realise if you had been in a coma for 6 years, you wouldn't know who based farage was

I don't know, please invade us. I'll work as a slave for your beautiful white women and lick their feet and ankles.

Says the Brexit fag

The fuck you on about newfag?

well the EU the european union has gone to shit.
brown people keep flooding in mass to europe for political corectness
the US is gonna die a horrible painful death either way in november
political ideologies have gone full retard in the last 6 years, obama is still a complete shithead like we said back then.you've missed a trillion happenings, like yellowstone might set off at any time causing a global ice age.
you missed ebolachan and now theres a legitimate cult of happenings on Sup Forums.
i'd say sit back and watch the ride, get a pint while your at it m8.

>implying anybody actually KNEW about him

I'm aware he existed before that point.

GO BACK TO SLEEP.
TRUST ME.

> exiting a cuck authoritarian union
> fag

Pick one.

I don't understand what that guy is trying to say.

Is he mentally ill? You can't be a muslim and a queer..

What... happened to the children?

Sup Forums has new memes

I'm honestly convinced CERN fucked something up and pushed us into a horrible alternate dimension.

GO

BACK

TO

SLEEP

Listen to us you fool.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Odyssey_(TV_series)

We've regressed.

This is now OK to basically everybody outside of Sup Forums and related mindsets.

Did you ever see idiocracy?

We're all cucks now.

>idiocracy

That would be an improvement over the present situation.

Well...
You know how there were two genders....

things are pretty much the same as 2010
except fringe left beliefs have become mainstream
and many otherwise apolitical or moderate left people have turned against this
people are very bitter and angry
donald trump

...now it's Baskin Robbins.

Honestly, to a certain extent I could handle the civil tensions in Europe thing.. but this..

I really don't know what to think. It must just be a phase

>It must just be a phase

Yes, the last one.

Do you know who this man is?

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