OFFICIAL WORLD SERIES GAME 5 PREGAME THREAD - DODGERS @ ASTROS

8:20 on FOX
Kershaw (1.29 ERA) vs. Keuchel (4.05)
Series tied 2-2

[spoiler]Dodgers in 6[/spoiler]

first for ASStros

2nd for no anime

I would like the Astros to win and also for bro culture to be returned to Sup Forums

This football game is finally almost over.

5th for Asstros in 7

WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS

first for

>Giles

I predict a 10 run 8th inning.

Who do you think is the cutest player? me Seager

Huge game for the Dodgers. Got to take it, make Houston have to win two in LA.

If it's a 2 run Dodgers lead in the 8th, does Roberts bring in Jansen for the 2 inning save?

Chadinger

If Houston takes this game we take the Eries. If not then I don't think we stand a chance

Asstros are better off not even showing up today

Rip chumlee

Remember racism never wins.

Doyers win tonight, reverse sweep on track

you think jansen would be offended if he was depcited as an anime girl?

He doesn't hate the japs, unlike some other player I could name

>doyers blow them out

>darvish comes in

>strikes out gurriel

>darvish makes "illegal jumping over the border" gesture

>wont get suspended cause gurriel wasnt

:)

WOOO

leaf with the bants, nice

How would such an "illegal border jump" gesture/motion look like? I'm not a wetback, so I have no idea.

I wonder how much this pic costs

Their chances look really good if they only need to take one against Hill and Darvish when they send out Verlander/McCullers with Peacock or Morton out of the pen.

he could also just yell "BUILD THE WALL" at him

kershaw chokes in the playoffs

Trips decide

It's actually good that the Astros were racists and got exposed as bad guys
This series desperately needed a bad guy team
I almost thought we would have two good guys

put his hat on the ground and do the mexican hat dance?

Not in the Eries!

Kate Upton last seen leaving the Dodgers' locker room after "prepping" the opening lineup

go doyers

he's cuban though

based kate. everyone knows goats dont cum before big games

i dont know shit about cuba or what would piss them off

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Why dont start Kershaw every game?

I'll sell it to you for $1k

Jansen was more offended by giving up 3 runs in 3 innings in 2 games with 9 era. Giles has a 12 era. What’s with these “closers” this series?

anyone else notice how keith hernandez badly wants the dodgers to lose?

They tried that in previous seasons and it hasn't worked out.

Like this

go stros

I am a supporter of The Texas Rangers

Just want to let you people know I'm not watching because of blatant racism.

Kershaw has been historically shit on short rest in the postseason, but he has been playing fine with normal rest.

Maybe because he hates racists like anyone else with a conscience

Kershaw bout to pitch the best game of his life, no Hanram to fuck it up

GO DOGGERS!

If you have a green card, you're not an illegal

Also why would he work for ICE?

Over/under for Kershaw: 2 & 2/3 innings

Any streams, sadly i dont have access to a tv now

Bruh...

Let's go Astros!

>because he hates racists
shouldn't he want them to win then?

>Have to share a world series with a fucking Cali team
>hope gamethreads will be full of funny bants
>world series becomes RACISTS
>RACISTS
>RACISTS

This is why I fucking hate your state

Fox Sports Go
or make start a free Youtube TV trial

jealous

Reminder that no one cares about this game houston. Everyone depressed about the texans and rockets losing.

BELIEVE IN THE KEUCH

I heard if you have a working .edu, you can get access to the streams for free. I couldn't get that shit to work and I still don't believe it, but maybe you could try

Why are every Astros pitchers white?

How?

What the fuck? Your asshole player is the one who started it.

>can't handle le PC culture

>This is why I fucking hate your state
They're a sports embodiment of that SJW shit

tnx user

I don't know the how part, I'm just relaying what I heard here. Apparently it was a thing based on past tweets I saw

Something wrong spic

Performing second grade tier racist insults on live TV in a tense political PC climate is not "bantz", retard

youll have another reason to be depressed soon bud

Take a guess

Oh boohoo poor veterans crying cuz you saw spooky things..thats what you signed up for you leech

Anyways, lets go Dodgers

MLB just as crooked as the NFL.

Let's throw some stats
>Kershaw dominated his 1st start vs Cardinals and Cubs
>Kershaw got blown out in his 2nd start vs Cardinals and Cubs

>was NEET last year, also got free obamaphone
>literally never use it
>recently started college but still kept phone
>even more recently I got a FWB, all of a sudden my phone DC's and I have no way of contacting her
Dunno what to do lads, feel like I just lost free pusi

They all have beards too except for that 3B.

Use this thread as a continuation for the game thread when the game starts

DILLY DILLY

HAHA TIME FOR DODGERS

I'm not an SJW, but you've got to be retarded to do something racist on live tv. How are you going to complain from that? You're acting like this is on the same level as feminists getting angry at Blade Runner 2049 or some shit.

JUST A REMINDER TEXAS IS FULL OF NIGGERS! YOU KNOW WHAT TEAM TO CHEER FOR.

Really, thats all the evidence you got?

It was fine until reddo blew the story up, not even during game 3 did people post bants about it, only last thread

Who is she?

are you kidding me? oppressive cis scum treating women like meat, how dare you. I should write a scathing article about this on the LA times. Maybe I can get you suspended World Series Game 6

I don't see anything wrong here

How about you get a job so you can buy your own phone you lazy sack of shit.

lmao cucked by obama again

>not posting the better resolution picture.

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>ARod and Papi are both retired commentators
>Brady is still playing and winning
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Astros are cowards for not putting Verlander in game 1 and 5.

>Tied for homers in a world series game
>Every pitcher and pitching coach involved points it out

Nothing to see here!

LA TURNS EVERYTHING INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE

CALIFORNIA IS NOT FUN

>she

her face looks less qt and grandpa is not making a meme face

even a monkey can root for the dodgers!