Climate scientists this week expressed alarm after “unprecedented” data showed the Northern Hemisphere Jet Stream...

>Climate scientists this week expressed alarm after “unprecedented” data showed the Northern Hemisphere Jet Stream crossing the Equator.

>In a column on Tuesday, environmental blogger Robert Scribbler noted that the Northern Hemisphere Jet Stream had merged with the Southern Hemisphere Jet Stream.

>“It’s the very picture of weather weirding due to climate change. Something that would absolutely not happen in a normal world,” he wrote. “Something, that if it continues, basically threatens seasonal integrity.”

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Climate change is real, whether humans are contributing or not doesn't mean we won't have to deal with it. Closing your eyes won't make the problems go away, but you may start seeing Anzu.

>“It’s the very picture of weather weirding due to climate change. Something that would absolutely not happen in a normal world,” he wrote. “Something, that if it continues, basically threatens seasonal integrity.”

>Climate change is real, whether humans are contributing or not doesn't mean we won't have to deal with it. Closing your eyes won't make the problems go away, but you may start seeing Anzu.

we'll stare at Anzu while the libs tax companies more and congratulate themselves

And the gulf stream stopped quite some time back. Not many people know or talk about these kinds of things, but there's some weird shit going on.

It's on my shortlist of things I think I should look in to when I find the time.

>implying they won't make mandatory taxes over everyone in order to "save the climate"

Does anyone really find this person attractive besides turboanimeautists?

Humans need challenges in order to be healthy. That's why so many people are fat and mentally ill today. Life is too fucking easy and if we don't have a constantly changing environment with problems to solve we will die.

It's already too late. Co2 levels in the atmosphere are over 400ppm, which is the highest in all of geologic history. The damage we've done is irreparable and Earth will take no issue in extinguishing the parasite that is mankind. We are really and truly doomed to die at this point. The pale blue dot was not endowed with the resources to handle our gluttony and now we get reap the punishment that is mass extinction, famine, and relentless heat.

there is nothing magical about the equator that says jet streams cant cross it

lisping back scratcher pointer climate fuck face and go back to looking at shit data and coming to arbitrary conclusions and leave the rest of the world alone

I'd hit it.

>Climate scientists
>s
>"scientist"

>Co2 levels in the atmosphere are over 400ppm, which is the highest in all of geologic history

Yeah it's real but literally nothing will happen really.

Tell me when we have planet wide hurricanes.

Fake and gay, means literally nothing. We've literally only been able to monitor the jet stream for like 50 years or less fuck do these faggots know

Holy shit that's a lot of filtering.
You'd think every store in that image was selling small suns with how fucking bright they are.

>environmental blogger Robert Scribbler

haha oh wow

Who gives a shit about MUH JETSTREAMS

None of this impacts me. Nothing will change in my lifetime

Earth will become the next Venus if we wait long enough. The whole reason its a spinning ball of hell is directly because of insanely high levels of greenhouse gasses swirling around the atmosphere. That is a very real possibility for Earth.

Coldest winter in the history of Australia.
Global Warming

pick one you dumb fucks.

>There’s something called the Venus Syndrome. It’s a runaway global warming scenario that leads us to the brink of the Sixth Extinction. Those with means will prepare to move off the planet into space, which has already been weaponized against the poor, huddled masses of humanity that haven’t been exterminated by the über-violent fascist elites. If you believe in that kind of thing.

It really is ugly. I don't know what I expected from something that had the right bone structure for near perfect anime cosplay.

was something strange occuring with the sun some days ago?

And two months ago you Straya cunts were bitching about the unprecedented autumn heat as evidence of global warming.

>Robert (((Scribbler)))

>Closing your eyes won't make the problems go away
Assuming we can do anything about it wont make the problems go away either.

The planet will do what the planet wishes to do, whether we want it or not, it's a self-regulating perfect system that adapts and changes itself over billions of years.

It's climate change. Global warming leads to more extreme hots and colds. Try doing some third grade level research on the old internet machine.

MAYBE YOU FAGS SHOULD STOP COATING IT IN SILVER IODIDE HOLY FUCK

a lack of sunspots? as in no sunspots?
so few as to have been documented in the early 1860's perhaps?

> o no! the temperature on mars is over 1deg C over last year. shut down the power plants!!

>Assuming we can do anything about it wont make the problems go away either.

we can start exterminating 80% of the population

shit...1830s dalton minimum

The earth is sick and is trying to purge the cause which is humans.

I can't wait until hypercanes become commonplace and the super volcanoes erupt. What a time to be alive.

>hypercane
>not hurrikang

gambate hypercane-san

>muh sun

explain how venus is warmer than mercury and the atmospheric effect there is being replicated on earth

Nothing will happen, just like always.

Maybe in a few hundred years, but why should I care about what happens then?

>muh venus

m8 the atmosphere of Venus is like over 90% co2. We can burn oil until the earth is dry and we'll never trigger a Venus affect.

I wouldn't mind if that killed me, looks real pretty tb.h

because if you are lucky and are not burning in hell by then you would have reborn somewhere else

probably because of fracking in north dakota

winterchan is going to bring the next big freeze. be ready cunts.

why would you think you'd be reborn on earth? when the universe is so big?

lucky you then

> whether humans are contributing or not doesn't mean we won't have to deal with it
True. What we should do first is deport all non-Whites from White countries, halt any and all funding to the third world, and create a White coalition.

We can safely ride out the storm. Western civilisation is the only thing worth preserving that humanity has produced.

>You'll never be withing 10 kilometers of Anzu

Why even live.

i am sure its because venus factories are producing a high demand product where as mercury just has body parts washing up on its public beaches.

>theses japs are closer to her than you ever were

And let me guess: the only way we can combat global warming is with a strengthened EU and UN, right?

So kill yourself then.

>tfw people don't even realize the literally one in a lifetime chance they had to be able to breath air she had expired
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>tfw she inhaled air common pleb have expired
this alone makes my blood boil.

The dikes just got TEN METERS HIGHER

>nothing will happen
>multiple papers published on changes in species distribution/abundance/fitness associated with climate change

FULL FINANCE TO SCIENCE
BUILD BIG SPACE FLEET AND TERRAFORMING ABILITY

GROUP EVERYONE BY POLITICAL IDEOLOGY, RACE, BELIEFS, ETC.

WE ALL GO OUR OWN WAYS

UTOPIA ACHEVIED

fuck all mighty!!! 32 ft rampaging lesbians!!

>climate change
>volcanoes erupt

This is what Global Warming Alarmists actually believe.

Protip: Plate Tectonics and Atmospheric Temperature are not related.

theoretically global warming would weaken the jet stream thus resulting in less tornadic activity and crazy storms in general.

It is a scientific fact that nothing we do will stop climate change.

Climate scientists insist we believe their science on global warming, but ignore the science that has proven their solutions are futile
wastes of time and money. They even admit it, but continue with them anyway out of greed.

>Climate scientists

protip: they are, see ley lines, its all related nigger, and I don't mean in the grand-scheme of things, it literally is.

I see you everyday. All you do is shitpost Anzu. Why are they all called Anzu (x). Do you not name your pictures or what?

>meters

country that didn't go to the moon detected

HAVE CHILDREN

UTOPIA RUINED

get used to it

We're taking a break from exploring

>wearing a plastic bag over your clothes
this turkroach needs to suffocate with her dumb bag over her head like a small child would

Why didn't you expelled the poortuguese and colonized south america, we would be literally 10x better.

people are still going to drive cars and cargo ships will still burn gas until a better alternative is created.

even then the greedy lobbyists paid by the oil industry will fight the innovation. making it harder to implement green alternatives. just like Tesla

how do we combat this? what do the proletariat have to do in order to ensure humanities survival? i'm sure the globalists love global warming so it'll make their task of uniting easier.

The earth is just transgedering.

>ponderous feline

he doesn't look like pondering at all, are you autistic

Fuck you man; I'll never be within 5000 miles of Anzu

I dreamed with Anzu today, technically she is part of me now

Money. The east indies were more profitable than the west indies.

just because you don't know how to read the expressions of white creatures doesn't mean i'm autistic.

what would you call his expression? kniving? plotting? interrupted by a stupid post, like yours?

menacing

makes sense, and here you are better than the poortuguese at least

menacing is just malintended pondering.

malintention is a point of view

i'm not going to change the filename

y-you won.

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good night Sup Forums

>Earth will become the next Venus if we wait long enough.
nigga u dumb.

the only way it will is if we keep throwing trash into the ocean since ocean algae absorbs almost all memehouse gases.

keeping our environment clean I definitely agree with, muh memeO2? not so much.

>muh doomsday predictions
>I know they have never been accurate thus far..
>trust me though we need more money to prevent this because this time my doomsday prediction will come true
Same level as people who predict the rapture. Fucking morons

wetlands jew

and Sup Forums habbenings

faggot

They should make a reality show where Anzu joins ISIS.

Pretty sure England was supposed to be uninhabited about 15 years ago, and Miami underwater.

By the way, how they hell can you say "due to climate change"? There is absolutely no way to claim certainty over that and they know it.

I read about a scientist who was investigating the relationship between earthquakes, volcanoes, and the solar cycle. It was intriguing.