Australian blokes

Australian blokes
1. Who are you voting for tomorrow?
2. Why?

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1. Labor
2. I'm a poor student.

>Non-USA elections

Literally who cares?

You when Australia becomes a world superpower by 2030

I voted for Pauline #1 today

-autist postal vote

Missed why

Nationalist party that doesn't mind firearms

So, yeah

Is it true Liberals wanna cuck me out of medicare?

>austrian superpower

don't believe shortens lies prepbull is alright

Quick cunts how the fuck do i vote and who is the most far right party(s) that could actually get some power

Sent my overseas postal vote a couple weeks back. Registered in Qld electorate of Capricornia its shaping up to be a very close one for us.

Liberal for electorate. ALA in the Senate.

Also good luck Pauline. Be great to see you back in!

yes its true.

anyone who says otherwise is a liberal shill and/or severely misinformed and probably only get their news/information from /pol and mainstream channels like 7 and 9.

>I voted for Pauline #1 today
Good boy.

>ALA in the Senate.
With Pauline on the ballot you put those Zionist merchants ahead of her?

Aus/pol/ disappoints me some times.

One nation

Family First

Australian liberty alliance

Liberal Democrats

Christian Democrats

Shooters & fishers

Motor enthusiasts

Nationals

Liberals

Whoops missed why. Labor winning would be a mess, they wanna push faggot marriage, we will end up with more reffos, their books confirm their policies won't see us in surplus for another decade. Also I can't stomach seeing special needs cupcakes like Penny wong and plibarsek in govt again.

Good goy*

Sup Forums is blue pilled as fuck dude. they get cuck'd and duped by zionist puppets all the time.

just look at this bogan chump

Why are you lot the biggest pussies tho?

Who you voting for m8?

Labor
Greens
LNP
Couldn't care about the rest

I'm doing it because fuck the LNP, they're stripping down medicare and I don't care about stopping the boats. Labor is the lesser of two shits

>Whoops missed why. Labor winning would be a mess, they wanna push faggot marriage

who the fuck cares? how does it effect you?

>we will end up with more reffos

oh yeah, because liberals dont let niggers and muslims in. please, you ignorant fucking moron.

>their books confirm their policies won't see us in surplus for another decade

[citation needed]

also implying liberals are better. they are OBJECTIVELY the worst at handling the economy.

>Also I can't stomach seeing special needs cupcakes like Penny wong and plibarsek in govt again.

good goy, vote with your feelings.

>leaf
>faggot

Pick both.

mate what vote slip is this electoral or senate?

>labor

>>>>>>>>>>>>/plebbit/

Fuckn gommie scum

Not an argument emu cuck.

pretty much this.

anyone who says liberals will stop the boats is a fucking moron. we get third worlders by plane, what difference does it make.

Enjoy no job when you finish study

>I don't care about stopping the boats
Then you don't care about Australia. You are a traitor and a faggot and you will swing on the day of the rope.

>they're stripping down medicare
oh hello again, haven't thought of anything else to talk about i see

>Fuckn gommie scum

liberal voters are this retarded. did you drop out of school in year 10? lmao

t. uneducated loser

Electronic advertising is banned now

are you retarded? they rapefugees come in by plane. you're a fucking idiot single issue voter. i wish voting wasn't compulsory in this country. it would mean a lot less simpletons voting and fucking everything up.

sup, libturd shill

Nah cunt when I finished uni the libs are on power, I got a job

Anyone who doesn't vote for One Nation is a blue pilled fucking hipster cuck.
For everyone outside of Australia, if you see anyone post that they voted greens/liberal/labor you know they are leftist kikes who love refugees and shitskin muslim immigrants.

>lmao

>>>>>>>>>>>/dumblr/

Top laff, stupid cunts like you voting for entitlements. How much dole per week lad?

Commen wealth reunion soon?

Or are you bunch still throating emu cock?

I'm not, because the only people on the ballot in my area are the Liberals, Nationals, Greens and Labor.

Why does Australia have a new PM every week?

>you're a fucking idiot single issue voter
Tell lies about me one more time and I'll smash you m8.

I hate our immigration policies top to bottom. But the boats must be stopped because if they aren't we'll be getting 100,000 of the cunts per year rather than the 10,000 our treasonous government flies in by plane.

Whats your area, let me look it up and see if there are any nationalist parties in your area. I want to see if you're just a lying blue pilled jew cuck

that bug eyed cunt from aussie idol
he looks more like pepe than tone

These are my pending election bets.

Am I going to strike it rich?

Actually Australian politics matter since MSM loves to use any relative 1st world country to further their shitty arguments.

Hope the Liberals win in Australia.

Hmmm. Reckon you must a been dropped on the head mate, you're coming across a bit confused. Need a lie down?

Also ALA deserve support for being single issue anti muslim party. Worth it for sjw butthurt alone. And Hanson's a shoe in in Qld. Has always had strong support in her own state.

>the meme senate ticket
Lib Dems
Xenophon
Justice party
Katter
One Nation
ALA

If there was an actual donkey running against Pauline, I'd vote for it over her.

Why do so many leftie aussie faggots browse Sup Forums?

Any socialist parties running?

Ignore the "budget surplus" myth: neither one can guarantee anything given our tax take depends a lot on royalties from mining exports.

1. Bob Katter
2. I live in Rural farmland area, he wants to protect it for the future.

this
i cant wait to see a ''hilarious'' john oliver ''rant'' about muh slightly less eco-conscious party getting elected go ''viral''
i imagine americans would like a chance to forget about trump and virtue signal about another country's politics, like brexit

Get your dicks out of your kangaroos and come join the first world bud.

Get out of our country you piece of shit NIGGER

do you vote for them on the senate paper or electoral. never voted before. what exact way should i vote for a white nationalists state?

>goy

No

She's nationalist and she doesn't hate gunz

Voting labor or the backstabbing liberal nationals means you're voting for da Joos

I remember in high school over a decade ago the hippy faggot teachers tried to indoctrinate us against her. I've voted for her ever since.

aight tell me who we want to win, why and who is likely to win
i know what liberals and labour are, and there's a big aussie nationalist demographic.

He/she wasn't arguing, just making a point. We are NOT pussies, unless it bothers you a lot, in which case, we ARE pussies. Thanks for the maple syrup.

>Bob Katter
A good vote m8.

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why do left wing people even come to Sup Forums fuck off you cunt, you make us look so WEAK

It's kinda strange, really.

I think they're just indoctrinated students that think liberal nationals are a good right party

By "big" do you mean 5-8%?

>He/she

they appear suspiciously before elections and disappear back to rebbit the other 99% of the time

you live in a world where there are people pathetic enough to try internet activism on Sup Forums

No fucking idea.
Who's a good vote? I've been ignoring local politics for years.

Is because

Muh nbn

thats considered big here compared to north america

I'm a Katter/Nationals supporter that lives in a rural area with NBN, LABOR FAGS BTFO

>they wanna push faggot marriage
They both want to push it mate, since the Libs ditched Tone
Also while it may be a point of pride to be the last Anglos left without it, it doesn't matter enough that you need to vote for cucks to avoid it

Thanks for making my point.

I'd clear any bar in Australia out in an hour.

I voted Liberal and One Nation in the senate I didn't feel good about Liberal but I really feel like it is crucial for them to win this election.

ITT: mate, mate, bloke, mate, bloke

admit it none of you even fucking talk like this lmao

>50/20 rather than 100/40
m8 you are an absolute pleb.

Most far right groups are, ALA & Rise Up. Not too sure

>I really feel like it is crucial for them to win this election.
No it makes very little difference in the wider scheme of things.

>he doesn't work with bogans or lebs and has to learn the lingo just to stay alive
where do you even live/work?

I don't know about you, dude, but I sure as shit don't want my children growing up in a society where homosexuality and transfaggotry is completely normal. This safe schools shit is legitimately terrifying.

ITT a bunch of bogans act like a Canadian boy wouldn;t clear em out in a night,

1: Labor
2: poor post grad student and the L I b are the embodiment of the worse traits of the boomers.

>I don't know about you, dude, but I sure as shit don't want my children growing up in a society where homosexuality and transfaggotry is completely normal
Then you'd better not vote for Libs you dipshit, I predict that in less than 10 years they will have forced out most of the conservative wing of their party to appeal to Greens and Labor voters

Any of the nationalist parties

LDP
Liberal
infinite spaces here
Labour
Greens

Uni student but fuck me if I'm letting that cockhead Shorten do anything.

have you ever gone outside?

1. Secularists, then probably science party, and then labor.

2. The coalition must not be allowed to follow through with their budget. Not only that but Malcolm Turnbull is two-faced with his willingness to completely abandon positions on a whim e.g. his views on gay rights.

Then you'd BETTER vote for fucking libs I really hope everyone here will look up "Safe Schools".

Labour supporting it, greens supporting it, Libs are the only ones going to gut it..

This is LITERALLY marxist propoganda pushing degeneracy into kids' schools. Legit marxist, the founder of the NGO is a self admitted marxist.

IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING LABOUR PLEASE RECONSIDER AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT!

kidsrights.org.au/

Yea. Labor.

By clear you mean suck all dicks and by bar you mean gay bar right?

If you vote Labor, just remember there are 60,000 people waiting to hop on a boat and travel here from various 3rd world shit holes.

If you vote Greens, I'll personally hunt you down and remove you from this planet.

At least with LNP, they will continue to stop the boats.

They get stuck in their inner tubes after drinking too much Fosters.

Literally voted today in this order:

1. Australian Liberty Alliance
2. Liberal Democrats
3. Rise Up Australia
4. One Nation
5. Shooters and Fishers
6. Veterans Party

We want the right to stay in power of course but it is so centrist its barely qualifies as right wing. Even they wanna see same sex marriage! So imagine the GOP run by jimmy carter, but carter only got the job because he stabbed Reagan in the back after he'd only been in one year. Then the other side is headed by Carter as well, except his point of difference is... Um... What is his point of difference?

Seriously our politics has become mexico or Brazil tier. A new leader every year, who gets knifed and replaced by the one that stabbed them last year.

The only reason our country has done well the last 2 decades is we've sold lots of dirt and tin to China. Yet despite all the money we made we've got nothing to show for it except a tunnel under brisbane, a new hospital in dubbo or god knows where and that's about it. We are still in massive debt. That's what happens when politicians think the Chinese big bucks were never going to dry up.

>Libs are the only ones going to gut it
and you actually believe that they won't tell us they've had a 'change of heart' and want to be nice to trannies etc?
I'm legit wondering how much of a bot you are, if you were able to read at all it's pretty obvious I'm not considering supporting Labor

senate or electoral slip ive never voted before

Is that on the white paper or green paper?

Where can I find the candidates for my electorate?

White

Tasfag here.

I've already voted. I voted Andrew Wilkie here in Denison. He's a good bloke who I've met on a number of occasions. People often say 'why bother voting for an independent, they can't do anything.'

Well yes, they're not part of the executive and can't really affect policy, but an MPs primary job is to represent their electorate. Wilkie does that in spades and then some.

I'm just trying to get people to know what fucking greens and labours doing, i meant the last sentance for literally anyone considering it.

The next fucking generation is going to be cross dressing and being brought up on gay porn with this shit.

abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/

Can you please go back to /r/australia?

1. Labor.

2. Because they will give me shitloads of money in the form of government contracts.

Suck it LNP retards, I am going to be getting your tax payer money and then also get tax breaks when I get the money and when I spend the money.