CHIMPCONGO POLICE SCANNER GENERAL - ROBERT HAS ARRIVED

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

alternative
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/


>UHAUL
>FIREWORKS
>ROBERTS
>GSWs
>DRUNK NIGNOGS

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
copradar.com/tencodes/

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
cpdmemorial.org/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=kh75XAB4UxI
youtu.be/D6KRIMASing
google.com/maps/@41.7759549,-87.6714159,3a,75y,316.72h,84.68t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgZAXH8QeHRo1RZPrCAyI6g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=W_bKpbiMz3A
pastebin.com/Q3UtxrWW
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...


>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.

>Body in an alley

>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry

>Bunch of drunk drivers

>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off

>FORNICATION

>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)

>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED

>ULULLULULULULLULULULU

>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'

>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)

>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!

>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.

>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.

What a God-Damned city...

(REPOSTING FROM LAST THREAD)

Its impossible to have a real conservation with you guys as soon as i point out the obvious that Chicago needs new guns laws i get spammed with nothing but hate,

there are many ways you could implement a gun free Chicago and it would only be for places like Chicago

>Make owning a gun punishable for 20 years
>Make selling a gun punishable by life in prison
>Arrest all people with prior gun violations

Its that simple if you would only do something like that Chicago would be a much better place,
Why cant something like this work? The current situation isn't working......

youtube.com/watch?v=kh75XAB4UxI

Based Robert.

Based Robert

First for praise KEK

sharts fired! from alley

>first for chimpcongo

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN

>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING

>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!

Stable is not a condition, Robert.

6th for robby

youtu.be/D6KRIMASing

Hey bros I need to know... Is Robert's condition stable yet?

this is laff at nig thread pls go elsewhere with ideas you knwo cant be conversed on this board

...

Fuck off kike
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Or we just send the blacks to africa? Would cost less than enforcing all that shit and would improve America for everyone.

>No fun allowed

sudden spanish sentences

When crime threatens the streets, and the honest man and woman can't walk the streets at night.

When a nation calls out for a hero, a hero answers.

his name is Robert.

> nig assaulting a car
Makes me kek everytime imagining it

He is immortal

DO NOT RESPOND TO THE TROLLS TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE TROLLS TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE TROLLS TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE TROLLS TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION ROBERT

NEW GAME
NEW GAME

Try to find the worst screen shot from google maps of Chicago.

Paste google maps links and if possible a screen shot.

I'll start with this one


google.com/maps/@41.7759549,-87.6714159,3a,75y,316.72h,84.68t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgZAXH8QeHRo1RZPrCAyI6g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

Robert, see Robert

>one post by this id

youtube.com/watch?v=W_bKpbiMz3A

I PRAY TO YOU KEK I HAVE NO STRINGS TIEING ME TO THIS GAY EARTH ANY MORE. BURN THIS FUCKING CITY DOWN AND LET ROBERT DISPENSE JUSTICE.

story so far

Looks like the row houses in The Wire where the niggers hid bodies.

What about knives ?
What about gorillas just snatching up your peach with raw strength and raping the purity out of her?
You know how to fight?

Side note: did you guys hear that!?!

Do black people like Kung-Fu movies?

>DOUBLE DIGITS
THE FUCKIN DISPATCH IS GUIDED BY KEK TONITE FRENDS

YOU WANT THIS, YOU LITTLE SLUT? COME AND GET IT. DADDY'S GONNA MAKE YOUR CHERRY ASS WORK FOR THEM (YOU)S!

JEAN JACKET
we 90s now

Needs to be updated with a garage reference, Robert.

>doing a little foot patrol

Bet it'd be worst than the actual Iraq

other one has it

why are we discussing gun control during a chimpout thread?

Actually, nothing garage specific. I'll put it on the next one.

Right? I can't imagine what it's like being a policeman walking a beat in Chiraq. It must feel like a literal war every day.

Dispatcher getting sassy.

I feel like if I was a cop or a dispatcher I'd start hearing radio banter when I'm actually not. It would drive me insane.

So throw all the nogs in jail is what you're saying?

Robert bingo is a 2-card game. you need the red and blue boards to play.

You the real MVP, Robert.

White van planting steel cable across road
Chicago is like mad max fucked

That's a shill to try and distract the hilarity of Chiraq

Not doubt a black or college cuck that's in the wealthy part of Chi

Retards cant help but respond to b8

Is that Aussie planing of going into the heart of darkness still around? Or was he just just screwing with us

>Deshawn

i think they said pulling cable, like actual utility workers

Here's one

Sassy dispatch is best dispatch

What the fuuuuck?

If you're on the South or West side: it sucks dick.

If you're anywhere else: it's boring as fuck.

I know plenty of Chicago cops who work in the boring parts of town and they beg for action.

It's one guy shitposting

>born in 2000.....
>named d'sean

Battery in progress, scratch it

Thanks for the music stream from last thread this is good shit.

Domestic violence!

Back story on Robert?

Try harder

FRIG OFF BOBANNAN

robert

this is good.

>homeless guy sitting around outside in winter

out of the corner of your eye...movement...but you are comforted in knowing it is a friendly force, HE, is a friendly force. Robert has your back. Robert is in your head always, guiding your dindu slaying rounds, and sassing those officers who would dare question your codeage

...

DUD DESAN DINDU NUTIN HE DIDNT MEAN TO HOLD UP THAT LIQOUR STORE

Ohhhh makes sense

No problem bro

/comfy/

I miss the Chiraq threads without pointless trolls and debates

DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT
DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT
DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT
DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT

>no ESAPI armor and helmet
>no AR on your person
>no squad or more as backup
>no snipers and drones watching out for you
>just you alone with shitty kevlar, a .40, some shitty training, and the sass of the dispatch

Hazard pay 24/7 should be in effect

which music?

Robert

Don't want to spoil the fun.

But if you stay in this thread for 1 hour, you too will know the power of Robert

You can take away our guns butt.... *unsheathes katana* our katana will not be infringed. It ain't personnel, kiddo.

pastebin.com/Q3UtxrWW

Who's the fucking crazy old cop that keeps freaking out about traffic, doesn't he know there is a war going on

> everybody hates him
> click here to see why

DARUDE SANDSTORM

>1734 Robert

ok I got it now thanks famalam

I think that one person is flipping off the google car

I'll give you my rarest cheeseburger if you fuck off, Randy.

ayyy, welcome back, Robert.

you 10-41 this zone? I'm already rolling on the TONIGHT posts. kek. The pregame was busy, apparently.

If the Chiraq scanner proves anything it's that you can't wait for the cops to come to arrest someone with a gun.

two smokes, lets go

Knock knock

Just gotta lurk a bit, bro

It's just a code-word dispatch uses

And we're meming it up

Black man with a gun
>here we go

I've discovered a goldmine of shittiness in Englewood, Chicago.

>MALE BLACK COMPLEXION GUN IN WAISTBAND WITH BLUE JEANS
the classic nigger

What did I miss?

i'll take lead if you want me too, it's getting a bit late in chiraq

>3 guys
>one golf cart
>cigar in mouth

>gun in waistband
i hope he blows his ass off like the backpack kid yesterday (2 days ago?)

>he's standing in blue jeans with a gun in his waistband with four other guys

Bet he DOSENT even have the safety on no wonder these idiots shot there dicks off

Englewood is shit personified.

that picture looks like my frday nights lol

Read up friendo