Why are football teams named in these categories?
>Humanoid
Patriots
Cowboys
Chiefs
Raiders
Buccaneers
Texans
Steelers
Vikings
Redskins
Saints
Giants
Packers
>Ground Animal
Lions
Jaguars
Broncos
Bengals
Bills
Rams
Panthers
[Dolphin]
>Birds
Seahawk
Cardinal
Falcon
Raven
>Misc.
Chargers
Titans
Browns
All my life I felt like everything had a diverse unique name and now I just feel like there's literally only 3 things
Please suggest names that don't fall into either of these categories.
Or, alternatively, fuck off back to re ddit.
Browns are humanoid, they are named after a person
>niggers
>having creativity
Kek
>implying niggers named any of the teams
Back to r/the_donald with you
>implying niggers didn't create the browns
Why did you call the sub-category 'Ground Animals' then put Dolphin in?
just put mammals bro
the Bills are named after Buffalo Bill himself
>titans
>not humanoid
who was an animal
Why do americans even give a childish name to every team?
I'm supposed to be getting drunk but
>Geographical
City
Town
County
Forest
Albion
Borough
>Dogs
Rovers
Harriers
>Verbs
Wanderers
Rangers
>Day of week
Wednesday
>Club
Athletic
United
the jets?
for me, it's the Solihull Moors
Jets are just mechanical birds
ancient shit. vikings raiders titans buccaneers giants chiefs etc
animals
jobs, packers steelers cowboys etc. i guess you could also put a buccaneer as a job i dunno
1. animals
2. regional/historically significant industry/career
3. halloween costumes
>verbs
>wanderer
>ranger
>buccaneer
it's definitely a form of occupation
1. Ravens - Named after EA Poe's work, not a bird.
2. Steelers - Great name, speaks to region (or used to)
3. Saints - Pretty cool and unique name
5. Vikings - Fierce warriors, also speaks to the region's Scandinavian heritage.
4. Raiders - Just awesome.
5. Buccaneers - Less awesome than a raider, but still a fucking pirate.
6. Titans - Good sports team name, bonus points for the alliteration with Tennessee.
7. Bengals - Pretty cool simply for being bengals instead of tigers.
8. Cowboys - Pretty lame nickname honestly, but speaks to the region.
9. Browns - Named after their original coach, makes zero sense, therefore unique and pretty cool.
10. Patriots - Like Cowboys, pretty uninspired, but speaks to the region.
Honorable mentions:
Chargers - Neat, but too generic.
Giants - Pretty lame, but unique.
Packers - Unique, but I don't get it.
Seahawks - Regional, but a cop-out because animal names are pretty weak.
Everybody else is a fucking lame ass animal or named after Indians. The Texans is probably the lamest name in the NFL, if not all pro sports.
>Packers - Unique, but I don't get it.
what did you just give up researching them here?
Which NFL team should I start watching? I’m thinking of Texans because Watson is still young so I can easily follow him and claim to be a /lifelong/ in 10 years but then again I like the Seahawks cause hey have a cool kit and I like the city .
So burgers redpill in which team I should start following .
Inb4 patriots .
Are you white or black?
>Packers
Research done. So the Packers are named after a sponsor? They're now removed from the honorable mentions and dumped into the animals/indians group.
Why aren’t the Browns in the humanoid category? You some kind of bigot that thinks non-whites aren’t human? Also, bears should be in the humanoid section as well.
>Eagles
You dun goofed
> no food based teams
get your shit together NFL