Skeletal /trb/

Ye Olde Yreade: Ugly wall of text that Frenchanon imposed unto us:

>2018 Features:
youtube.com/user/sigamesofficial/videos

>Facepack (scroll down for torrent):
sortitoutsi.net/graphics/style/1/cut-out-player-faces

>Real names and German/Japanese NT fix
sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/29149/fm2017-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-beta-v11-for-fm17-beta-20102016

>Logos
fmscout.com/c-fm17-logos.html

>Hairpack
fmscout.com/a-debski-newgen-hairstyles-fm17.html

>Pastebin: FAQ, guides and extras
pastebin.com/qwvspy9X

>Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

Thread song: youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8
Coming out as gay edition

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Let us make another post or two

Pls no

helo

first hehe xd

tell me about jair

>tfw your squad is one big happy family
youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q

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He wasn't as good as Abdellaoui

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tfw your assman is going dementic

>quiet as fm menu
not with that new shit it aint

this is what it looks like when attacking

mezzala-dlp(d)-carrilero
am(s)
cf(s)-cf(a)

thinking about trying these two new roles in my diamond, haven't tried the beta. do you think it will work? the mezzala playing similarly to iniesta, roaming and being creative, and the carrilero being more limited and balanced, connecting between the am and the dlp.

I use two cm(s) or two rpm in these positions in 17, but this might be more natural?

and like this when defending

Can somebody clue me in on how someone's sexual preference is in anyway related to football management?

>Movember nearly here
>Regen faces still turned off
Come on Miles

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Read the last two threads
Protip: it isn't but it is related to getting free press

Pathetic

Did you beat Chelsea, slavbro?

thread is moving so fast no one will see that I am managing Arsenal

preference for

>4-4-2
>counter
>defensive
>anything other than "very fluid"
>wingers
>anything but complete wing backs

correlates very strongly with homoness

>thread is moving so fast
is it really, canadian mitch?

haha the mad man, I caught you though!

nth for signing the same player to each team on a journeyman save

How do I survive in the EPL with a shit team?

What went wrong?

Daily reminder to never EVER buy another fm

My chief of youth development came out as pedosexual and two of my regens were disappointed. Luckily, the rest of the team was loyal and we bullied them back to the gym.

Thanks pal, good job you posted this. Nobody knew about this or has been talking about it

Get more points than at least three other teams in the league.

You better get used to it because it's a daily reminder. By the way user this is also a good time to remind you to drink some water.

>there are people in this thread who have a problem with gaygens
I'd love one, he'd be the star of my team and captain 2bh with you lads

A person's sexual identity does not belong in a game about football management.

regens aren't people

Its just background noise.
I don't mind gaygens, because they don't do anything different.
I hate it that this is a "new feature", and we could've had another actual new feature instead.

The opportunity cost bothers me.

no the entire homo regens thing is a coverup lightning rod that miles quickly added to cover up the fact that the UI has been butchered

Then why does the regen have a sexual identity?

triggered

It's just an easter egg, brah

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Friendly reminder that Miles said he wanted to make FM indistinguisable from real football in like 5 years

Easter egg or not my point still stands. They might as well announce future US presidents for an easter egg.

I'd actually enjoy more things a la Brexit or Catalan secession. The Basques could get in on it, or perhaps a Vatican City regen

hopefully trannies are in next years fm

it's no different to the movember or son easter eggs, just a wee bit of flair for a generally dull game
i'd love to get a gay mustachioed son, wouldn't you?

this is wrong

2050 special event: all of the european leagues leagues reformed into one EU league, with playoffs to decide who is in which division.

Is there any reason to wait for the full game release or shall I just get the beta?

merge CK and FM

If you want to use user dbs you'll have to wait for the full release. Otherwise not really.

I want charges of rape and all sorts of drug abuse in FM. Much more realistic.

>it's no different to the movember or son easter eggs
It is actually. The club gets a commercial boost from a player coming out.
Besides including social commentary in a game in which it really doesn't belong is just wrong.

>completed 20 year palermo save couple days ago
>tell myself i will retire as im satisfied now
>feel bored and uneasy all the time
>installing fm now

fuck my life and fuck this addiction

Me too. What club do we play, senpai?

>Have regen in intake
>Looks promising
>Get him tutored by your best players
>Sign the best coaches possible
>Start giving him games in the first team from age 17
>Watch him become a model professional, loyal to you, world-class striker
>Get a shot at the UCL for the first time carried by the goal per game scored by your beloved regen
>The day before to the final you get a piece of news in your inbox
>Your regen tells the press that he feels like a woman inside and wants to have a sex change
>She abandons the club because she can not stay in a masculine football team
>She retires since Miles hasn't still implemented woman's football

female regen staff when though?

how is it social commentary?
if a player did come out in real life then a commercial boost would be likely. It's also very likely many gay players exist, making the idea that one might come out not too outlandish.
brexit is also coded into the game, with conditions the game speculates upon, is this allowed or is this unwarranted social commentary?

trb DB

Yes. But not only gays. You have to treat blacks like babies as well. And Arabs. And frankly, /trb/'s reluctance to do this makes me think you're all Nazis.

Brexit is based on realism.

How do you not see the inclusion of sexual identity in a game about football management not social commentary?
FM has normally stayed away from off football stuff unless it has an effect on football (see Brexit) so this move is unprecedented and again forced social commentary.
You can't claim it as based on realism either because no current active footballer has come out as gay. The one american who did had to retire early and complained about the scrutiny from press and fans.

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>makes me think you're all Nazis.
I thought this was common knowledge by now. I love sports.

Mario Gotze has literally killed my career by being completely shit, despite supposedly being the GOAT.

Nope. Talk of oppressed demographics are now /trb/ related. Thanks Miles.

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>((((((((miles))))))))))))

so my player got angry and handed a transfer request. the offer was shit so i said no, am i fucked?? he has under a year in contract

>50% winrate as one of the best teams in the world

Nice

Fuck him in the ass

FM18 is trash. Such a fucking disappointment.


Anyway, here is my greatest ever regen from FM17, Donny "The Forehead" Vente.

Fucking beast m8s

>actually managing arsenal

>british work permit rules

I was actually managing Walsall and this was before I bought him from Arsenal.

will he come out as gay after that?

>team briefing
>the team looked totally disinterested in what you had to say

G-Guys? C-Can we p-play w-wider p-please?

I think I'm missing the point of these new features...

i don't want identity politics in my spreadsheet simulator

Its literally Gotze's fault.
>no reaction to teamtalks except the occasional "seemed to lose focus" post-match
>Not unsettled
>Not unhappy with training
>No notification for "Gotze is struggling to motivate himself" etc
>>no reaction to teamtalks except the occasional "seemed to lose focus" post-match

He seems to be completely shit for absolutely no reason. I guess its my fault for not selling the little cunt when I had the chance.

I'm so angry I can't even make a coherent post.

I can't wait for FM2020.

>FA enquiry over you being racist as you haven't played Embulo Umbongo for 5 matches
>public compensation claim against you for inappropriately dismissing your female doctor
>your star striker has decided to transition into a woman
>all clubs have a positive action mandate, there must be no fewer than 50% ethnic minorities in your first team
>new facilities include a prayer room and a safe space room

Is there going to be something like a catalonian secession thing in fm 2018?

I feel like Miles always just does the easy things, shit like brexist and fag players are like minimal differences. Having to do something like splitting spain and catalonia in 2 leagues he would rather look the other way instead of work that in.

>new fm looks shit
>the complaints I had with 17 haven't been addressed
>stupid fucking release and stop preorders but say it's a beta model
>still kinda tempted to buy it
help

He won't do it because the chance of Catalonia actually seceding is very low.

The AI of a spreadsheet simulator hates me as much as people in real life.

>playing fm18
>get a son regen
>he comes out as gay

what do u do?

Cherish him

>Ugly wall of text that Frenchanon imposed unto us
>Us
Struggling with schizophrenia Burter?

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Love him and make him captain

Maybe I am

>Maybe I am
Or maybe "we" are.

How far into the game does the beta go?

3017

thanks fellow brownskin

Someone pick a number between 27 and 52 inclusive please, going for a trb academy save

47

>Just beat Liverpool 2-1 with 2 shots on target to their 19
Clear cut chances babyyyy

Fm14 had the best UI
It's been all downhill since then

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oh boy, careful what you wish for

>1000+ gender DLC