Peyton Manning's Sexual Assault Deposition Obtained by TMZ

tmz.com/2017/10/30/peyton-manning-sexual-assault-deposition/


Naughright had accused Manning of shoving his testicles and anus into her face while she was examining him on a training table at UT.

Manning claims he was simply trying to "moon" a friend -- and in the deposition video, obtained by "Inside Edition," he explains:

"I briefly pulled down my pants to so-called 'moon' him. One second, one and a half seconds. Pulled my pants back up and continued with Jamie's examination of the bottom of my foot."


What would posses Manning to do such a thing?

The guy in the locker room called him out on that.

If a male does anything sexual, ANYTHING, and the other side disapproves, then he’s a sexual predator

Maybe the boys locker room is not a place for girls to hang out

It just sounds like such a bullshit excuse. She was examining his foot, what kind of person chooses that moment to moon someone when another person is under them right there?

How would you classify drunk Kevin Spacey hitting on a 14 year old boy?

a retarded hick who gets his brain bounced around inside his skull 20 times a day.

Well yeah. Don't do sexual things with people who don't want to do them with you. It's an easy rule to follow, especially in your workplace.

More like don't do anything sexual at work ever

Peyton Manning to the 3rd power.

This was early in his career before he had played in the NFL and suffered many of those hits. If anything it was the most quintessential Peyton.

Cool. Why does it only apply to white males?

he signed a contract that made him get a Papa John's tattoo on his ass and forced him to show it every 30 minutes

Good answer.

>HE A GUD BOY
>HE DINDU NUFFIN!
>HE JUS TRYIN TO SELL THE PIZZUH AND IN-SUR-ANS

>ILLEGAL USE OF BALLS, BALLS TO THE FACE, #18 ON THE SEXUAL OFFENSE

>if a person preys on another in a sexual nature, then he's a sexual predator
Damn...

Please God PLEASE, make this grow into something that he'll have to stop making all those terrible commercials.

exactly, but also don't ever get accused of doing sexual things with people who don't want to do them with you, which is a harder rule to follow because you have no control over it at all and your guilt is just assumed, especially if they say it happened at some point years ago

This. That's why you should never be in a room alone with opposite gender at work that's 1.) outside of earshot from potential witnesses, or 2.) not under video surveillance.

It won't.

His fans are largely ignorant rednecks who don't respect women.

right. i'm not saying it's common. it might even be very, very rare. but it's a possibility. why leave your career and reputation up to chance?

Damn, that’s Naughright.

>what are statutes of limitations

Saint Tom wouldn't never did that

>Why does it only apply to white males?

Bill Cosby

yeah he'd just knock up his girlfriend then abandon her

Tom's too busy squeezing balls

became white to dem real niggas as soon as he gave that graduation speech blaming black people for their own problems

>the state of the US right now

you literally can't do anything offensive, or else we'll compare it to the most heinous outcome that could've potentially happened through a series of further events.

>irrelevant in the internet age where public condemnation is worse than legal accusation.

he's married to her you idiot

Fucking legend

>peyton basically RAPES a woman in college
>also uses his wife as a front for getting roids
how do we stop this madman?

he isn't talking about giselle you dumb shit

there's no other woman. fuck off

ahahahaha its over peyton fags. brady confirmed GOAT. they're going to take back his rings because of this and give them to brady

>Peyton haters are STILL this salty over a year after his retirement
He really is living rent-free in your heads

there was before giselle, he had kids before he met her dumbfuck

>expecting patsfags to know any history about their team or players

kid, singular.

>he only abandoned one kid instead of two, what a saint

she ended the relationship when she was 3 months preggers. wasn't his fault the cunt was a stereotypical cunt. he still sees his son anyways, i dont know why you're so salty

>I don't know why you're salty that /spol/ rallied behind Tom like some kind of great white hope when he does the most niggerish thing imaginable

Literally no proof.

>lol i cant be bothered to read two whole sentences
imagine being this much of a faggot...
she ended the relationship.
he still sees their son.
basically what divorce is, except they were never married. stop being a salty cunt

>muh god and savior Tom said she ended it so it's true! Athletes never lie!
Lel, you probably think Ray Lewis didn't kill a man either

are you still salty over deflate-gate, or are you just mad that brady had a trump hat?

>Pulled my pants back up real quick

Imagine college culture back then, pile on being the star QB and your dad is NFL royalty. You don't even think of this shit making people mad.

It doesn't, it applies to everyone.

This. Doesn't matter if it's a male or female trainer, that shit is weird, unnecessary, and unprofessional.

Underrated

>Stuck my balls right in her face

>peyton will never put his butthole and ballsack on your face
Why live?

>stupid bitch i run this league

This. College kids already do this kind of stupid shit all the time, now imagine being an untouchable football player?

He was probably pulling a prank and his friends were watching. He didn't realize how big of a deal it would be. No excuse, he should have settled the lawsuit with a nondisclosure and moved on. His lawyers fucked up.

>Losing feeling in my sides

It's amateur sports, it's literally the opposite of professional

>putting your asshole on someone's face
He should unironically get the electric chair

the downfall of the NFL is becoming official, folks. All we need is a Brady scandal and handegg is kill

I chuckled.

Too many syllables dumbass

He came out as being gay in his apology saying this is just what gay people do.

what happened to that black fighter that humped a reporter for like a minute?

...

OH!

i read that as "shoving his testicles into her anus" which is a new trend in actual porn and pretty hot desu

When the accused is a white male it's newsworthy. When it happens to a black man it's "Tuesday".