Chicago Police scanner Nightly thread, Black lives splatter edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert

Other urls found in this thread:

secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=Gfe36WiFA80
youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Please make these threads every night

I live in Chicago and loves these threads

BUMPIN

First for Robert

NEG
A
TIVE

9th for Robert

thank you for making the thread and naming it right

>Sup Forums logic

>Listens to nightly scanners about gun violence in Chicago but refuses to address the gun problem in this country and instead blames an entire race of people

Europe is almost as racially diverse as America and they dont have such high levels of violence, you know why? Europe has strict gun control laws,

Guns are the problem not people

Will tonight be the night that the legendary sociopath, Robert, is captured by Chicago's heroic boys in blue?

Chatty fucking radio tonight.

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

>GANGBANGERS

WHO IS ROBERT???

6th for threatening statues

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION!

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

thats the idea

nevermind

>stable is not a condition
>NE GA TIVVVVVVE

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

stable as in?...

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

lets go static in pursuit stable isent a condition Robert desu.

THERE IT IS. NOT A CONDITION YOU FUCKS

Europe doesn't have niggers you big nosed kike.

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

Another gunshot; right hand

Their hands are lead magnets

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

STABLE
>STABLE
STABLE
>STABLE
STABLE

TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...


>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.

>Body in an alley

>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry

>Bunch of drunk drivers

>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off

>FORNICATION

>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)

>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED

>ULULLULULULULLULULULU

>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'

>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)

>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!

>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.

>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.


THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!

DO NOT REPLY TO GUN CONTROL FAG POSTS

HIDE GUN CONTROL FAG POSTS

IGNORE GUN CONTROL FAG POSTS

Who employs this whooping goldbergs on dispatch? Ffs

>secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
>For the weekend, beginning 1700 hours on Friday 01 July through 2359 hours Monday 04 July, the following mayhem is predicted - 11 dead, 68 wounded (79 total shot).

we pretty much have to

>I he in a stable condition

THERE IS NO STABLE

NEGATIVE!!!!

>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN

>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING

>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!

>CHICK IS GETTING FOUGHT BE HER EX AND HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND "...SO, WE JUST HANG BACK A BIT? 10-4."

>DUMPSTER SPICS!!

>OH LAWDY! SHE POST ON FACEBOOK DAT HER DADDY TOOK HER PHONE AND IS BEATIN ON HER FRIEND SEND HELP!

>"Well, she said that since her mother is gone, she's going to head down to the station and make her *own* report." "...Tell her good luck!"

>DOMESTIC BECOMES AN ASSAULT! GANG OF CHIMPETTES THREATENING TO SHOOT SOME LADY'S SON

>ANOTHER AFRO

>BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!

>OFFICER IN TROUBLE!

>"NNNNeeiiighbor heard glass shattering and the back gate is open at an abandoned property, nothing furtherrr."

>PAVEMENT APES WITH HOODIES AND RIFLES RUNNING IN THE ALLEYS!

>NOGS TRYIN'TA BREAK IN A CLOTHING DONATION BOX

>PARK IS FULL OF GANGBANGERS

>BLOOD TRAIL

>FIVE YEAR OLD, ALONE, STANDING ON THE CORNER. AT 11PM.

>"***DON'T*** SEND THEM DOWN CHESTFIELD!" "...I'm sending them down chestfield! :DDD"


CONTINUED NEXT POST

TONIGHT THE THIRD:

>NEED TO REMOVE A DUDE FROM A MCDONALDS, SOMEBODY SHOT AT HIM AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE...

>'HER BABYS FATHER HIT HER AND TOOK HER MONEY, HE'S BEEN SMOKING WEED"

>4 hispanics with masks...ramming their car into parked cars on the street!

>"IMMA NEED YOU TO HOLD YO KEY DOWN WHEN YOU SPEAK, I CAN'T COPY YOU."

>UBER passeger WANTS TO KILL HERSELF..."Okay, here's your stop..."

>4 NOGS SHOOTING FROM A BLACK CLOTH-TOP WRANGLER

>100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING!!!

>NIGGAZ SHOOTING UP A CEMETARY

>DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAR OPENING DEVICE?

>BY THE AAMACO FOOD SHOP/GAS STATION, AN ELDERLY MALE HAS GOT LOST

>MOONMAN

>MAN FACE DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK, NO PANTS

>YET ANOTHER LARGE GROUP OF GANGBANGERS IN THE HOUSE, UP TO NO GOOD

>THEM NIGGAZ BE STEEL SHOOTING UP THAT CEMETERY (AN HOUR LATER)

>LOUD BITCHES ARE STILL DRUNK, STILL PROBABLY PROSTITUTING.

>Cabby hits a cyclist...he's bleeding from the head...He's OK!

>THAT. IS. A. NEG. A. TIFF.
What a God-Damned city...

Kek

Nigstorm predicted

Vermont has some of the most lax gun laws in the country, and also the least gun crime and some of the least amount of niggers

You do the math

This, Roberts, Robert

I am missing 110

shots fired oh shit wadup

>check your keys

Someone's mic key pressed/stuck and they are non-stop broadcasting into dispatch.

>Weeping angels
>now dalek NE GA TIVEE

we /who/ now

Guns are not the problem, the culture is.

user- shots fired

Milwaukee Avenue seems like the Baghdad of Chiraq.

>shots fired
>cool

There have been homicides but I haven't heard the code

>current year
>robbing a 7/11

That is some 80s shit.

So Chicago is Gotham, basically

>shots fired

time to get comfy lads

Or maybe the Ramadi.

You fucking moron.

If all niggers dissapeared the US murder rate would drop by 50% overnight even hough they only make up 13% of the population.

If only whites lived in the US the murder rate would be the same as europe, without enacting a single gun control law.

stop feeding the troll

Fat chance, rumor has it Robert was a well respected CPD officer and got his gun and badge taken away on some bullshit. Now he patrols the streets after midnight doing Keks work, no witnesses step forward ever for Robert.

EVEN
BETTER

worse

Hot mics are the greatest thing in radio comms. I still listen to the Southwest Airlines pilot that had a stuck mic while discussing his sex life woes with his copilot.

...

>tmw shots fired happens so often it isn't even fun any more

pray to kek with me user.

Did Armando make it out from behind enemy lines?

>that's even better
She sounds perfect

The Chi is generally more dangerous than anywhere in Iraq when there's no combat operations going on.

It's always fun.

> A population of 600,000 is the same as a population of 13 million

Your argument is weak no one lives in Vermont
The USA is the only first world country with this level of gun violence

GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM

Are you white?

the good news is that it is Thursday night.

tomorrow is sure to be crazier.

saturday the same.

then again sunday, even crazier.

by monday they should need national guard.

tuesday will be the dregs.

by next week Chicago will either return to a low boil or be gone

>4 MALE BLACKS HOLDING PISTOLS

>WHITE TANK TOP

mark those boxes!

>She sounds perfect
This. She sounds cute as fuck.

Bet Ghillie suit nig took him out with a knife

You fell for the bait

Obviously

>southwest airlines pilot
oh fuck, im listening to it now
youtube.com/watch?v=Gfe36WiFA80

Right after he torched those garages I bet.

it is probably the same faggot who was mad that we didn't like his thread titles.

Checked

I feel for you man

battery

this woman is so sassy

Three things

1.whats so important about this weekend

2. Will these threads be nightly over the weekend or all day

3.what does the dregs mean?

4(I know I said three) could Chicago actually be wiped out?

>It's all so tiresome
Praise Kek, lord of chaos.

4th of July is a drinking holiday

Yep. That's the one. It's funny as fuck and I still listen to it every few months for the laffs.

Poor guy got suspended for like a month over that.

4th of july soon, stalker

1. Fourth of July bro. Fireworks, lots and lots of illegal fireworks in Chicago

2. Nightly, but I bet during the day on the weekend too.

3. dregs are the bitter part at the bottom of a bottle of wine, the shitty leftovers.

4. no, but god damn it feels like it should be

Rock n roll mcdonalds

>1.whats so important about this weekend
Independence day is monday so everybody is going to be celebrating

sassy dispatch best girl

Your entire post is retarded. You questions are fucking dumb. Never post here again, do not reply to me.

>rock and roll mcdonalds, HMMMMM

the US ranks 5th in gun crime when adjusted according to population size vs other european countries

with the blacks

>rock n roll mcdonalds
moonman confirmed

>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU

>The grannies and the fags and the trannies

OH FUCK NIGGER, YOUR MIC. YOUR MIIIIIC

>mad about something his mom said

Rock n roll mcdonalds?

Wesley willis?

1 FREEEEEDOM
2 the fire raises user
3 you got me m8 google it of us lot.
4 no never, the chimp out must continue to be a source of red pills for all man kind.

youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU

>Lets blame an entire race of people

Your argument is stupid guns have always been the problem not a specific race of people

>Murders in Chicago in 1928: 498
(Chicago was all white at this point)

>Murders in Chicago in 2015: 488

How do you explain this?

Nah, senpai. People use their hands to shoot guns. People can also kill with knives, bats, hammers, and nuclear warheads, which also need hands to use. Hands are the problem, not guns.

>endless stream of gays