Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread uh...homicide Edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert

Other urls found in this thread:

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TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...


>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.

>Body in an alley

>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry

>Bunch of drunk drivers

>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off

>FORNICATION

>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)

>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED

>ULULLULULULULLULULULU

>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'

>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)

>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!

>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.

>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.


THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!

SASSSS

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN

>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING

>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!

>CHICK IS GETTING FOUGHT BE HER EX AND HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND "...SO, WE JUST HANG BACK A BIT? 10-4."

>DUMPSTER SPICS!!

>OH LAWDY! SHE POST ON FACEBOOK DAT HER DADDY TOOK HER PHONE AND IS BEATIN ON HER FRIEND SEND HELP!

>"Well, she said that since her mother is gone, she's going to head down to the station and make her *own* report." "...Tell her good luck!"

>DOMESTIC BECOMES AN ASSAULT! GANG OF CHIMPETTES THREATENING TO SHOOT SOME LADY'S SON

>ANOTHER AFRO

>BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!

>OFFICER IN TROUBLE!

>"NNNNeeiiighbor heard glass shattering and the back gate is open at an abandoned property, nothing furtherrr."

>PAVEMENT APES WITH HOODIES AND RIFLES RUNNING IN THE ALLEYS!

>NOGS TRYIN'TA BREAK IN A CLOTHING DONATION BOX

>PARK IS FULL OF GANGBANGERS

>BLOOD TRAIL

>FIVE YEAR OLD, ALONE, STANDING ON THE CORNER. AT 11PM.

>"***DON'T*** SEND THEM DOWN CHESTFIELD!" "...I'm sending them down chestfield! :DDD"


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Great response, Robert

>hey i dont know if i got shot

goes to voicemail

TONIGHT THE THIRD:

>NEED TO REMOVE A DUDE FROM A MCDONALDS, SOMEBODY SHOT AT HIM AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE...

>'HER BABYS FATHER HIT HER AND TOOK HER MONEY, HE'S BEEN SMOKING WEED"

>4 hispanics with masks...ramming their car into parked cars on the street!

>"IMMA NEED YOU TO HOLD YO KEY DOWN WHEN YOU SPEAK, I CAN'T COPY YOU."

>UBER passeger WANTS TO KILL HERSELF..."Okay, here's your stop..."

>4 NOGS SHOOTING FROM A BLACK CLOTH-TOP WRANGLER

>100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING!!!

>NIGGAZ SHOOTING UP A CEMETARY

>DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAR OPENING DEVICE?

>BY THE AAMACO FOOD SHOP/GAS STATION, AN ELDERLY MALE HAS GOT LOST

>MOONMAN WITH A PINK TANK TOP AND A BASEBALL BAT. THREATENING TO KILL NOGS!

>MAN FACE DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK, NO PANTS

>YET ANOTHER LARGE GROUP OF GANGBANGERS IN THE HOUSE, UP TO NO GOOD

>THEM NIGGAZ BE STEEL SHOOTING UP THAT CEMETERY (AN HOUR LATER)

>LOUD BITCHES ARE STILL DRUNK, STILL PROBABLY PROSTITUTING.

>Cabby hits a cyclist...he's bleeding from the head...He's OK!

>WHERE IS THE STATUE???

>THAT. IS. A. NEG. A. TIFF.

>ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS

>MALE, WHIT--MALE HISPANIC ABDUCTING A WHITE WOMYN.

>PASSED OUT NIG IN A PARKING LOT? JUST GO THROW SOME COLD WATER ON HIM!

>DISPATCH HITS BACKLOG BEFORE 1:40AM. STILL 4 AND A HALF HOURS FROM THE END OF THE SHIFT. I WANT TO GET OFF OBAMA'S WILD RIDE

>HOMICIDE ON W. LAKE,


What a God-Damned city...

10-4 Roberts lets go fire and static.

Put this pastebin in the next OP, please: pastebin.com/vL76J8bK

No.

S I X

YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY "10-4 ROBERT" MANY HOMICIDES WILL COME TO YOU IF YOU DO NOT REPLY WITH "10-4 Robert, stay with us."
>pic related is Robert right now

Good job Roberts!!!

What's the nigger bodycount?

>Mayor detail

lol I wonder how many people he has protecting him

10-4 Robert
Check yo keys

10-4 Robert, stay with us.

>6, 6, s, i, x

This is some demon /x shit now

110 = Court?
wat

Had static earlier like 3 hours ago

STABLE

>100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING!!!
damn, sounds rad

Take this down, you'll curse us all!

What the fuck is going on?

>suspected employee involved

wat

Good news guys!

Mayor 9.5 is safe and /comfy/

Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert

holy shit 2 nights in a row im up early to catch these threads

Would the world be a better place without niggers?

What scanner are you guys listening to?

a bunch
a few missing spics, smoking niggers and Aryan white man with a bat.

>man dragging woman around alleyways

High and/or drunk

dragging that ho like a cavenig

"Can you repeat that?" has happened at least three times due to static.

Several so far tonight, 3 or 4 bodies I think.

Realistically what would be the most effective method of reducing crime in Chicago?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q9jDlp7eTro

I hope you know I have been sending links and screen caps of these threads to the BLM website. America will adopt censorship and you guys can thank each other

Fucking hell, OP.
>They really need to put this pastebin in the fucking sticky pastebin.com/vL76J8bK

Will that statue make an appearance tonight or over the weekend?

On the fourth?

Will it trip a nig in a foot chase and help Robert?

of course

>he's dragging her into an alley

>he's dragging her into an alley

>he's dragging her into an alley

>he's dragging her into and alley

>dwayne
>5'7"
>285lbs

Chicago

Fire.

And lots of it.

Black Genocide

Raising the cost of living.

Who here /comfy/

yea i just caught one. lets go fire and car chase.
>10-4 Robert

>dawn Mitchel

If there were niggers in heaven, would you still want to go?

>doesn't think it is funny when new people ask about robert

>doesn't like the robert meme

>doesn't want any new robert jokes

>BIG GUY

HE'S A BIG BIG GUY

zyklon, and lots of it

BIG GUY

HE'S A BIG GUY

>he's a big guy so we might need two people

I'm ultra comfy.

BIG BIG GUY..... for you

I NEED A BIG BIG GUY

WHAT?
WHAT?

he's a big big guy

...

I need a big, big guy. I might need two people.

Fucking dying over here, this is better than cable

>dwayne

>HE'S A BIG BIG GUY
>HE'S A BIG BIG GUY
>HE'S A BIG BIG GUY

>politicians have permanent police bodyguards 24/7 paid for by tax payer

F

CIA IN DA HOUSE

>HAVING A BABY IN A USED CAR LOT

All my keks

>lady having a baby in a used cars lot

BIG GUY
>lady
>having a baby
>used car lot

Used car lot baby!!!

>thaaatts about right

>Woman having a baby in a used car lot
Jesus christ

>having a baby in a used car lot
>thats..... about right
>10-4

>william ocean

...

>she's having a baby in a used car lot

that cackling in the background

SECRET MISSION

don't tell anyone

5'7
>big guy

DOn't tell anyone, we'll keep it quiet.

IT BREEDS

What the fuck is a seatbelt mission?

OD

seatbelt mission?
>dispatch laughs

DON'T TELL ANYONE

K... KEEP ME POSTED

>what did he mean

Couch, beer, blanket, payday tomorrow, and The Saga of Robert streaming. Comfy as fuck. Be well, Robert.

The old going inside trick again

Better to be comfy and inside than out and involved in those types of messes, good grief

you could say he was a big guy

>BIG GOY

>5'7"

>280lbs.

daaaamn

>dwayne
>bane
>both big guys

Its an alias. Memes are now coming into reality

10-4 Robert, stay with us

last night someone tweeted the robert movie poster to the cpd. anyone know if they responded?

ever since they fired up the LHC quantum realities have been collapsing into a single stream.

You raise a valid point, Robert

bad goys bad goys
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when they come for you
>B A D G O Y S B A D G O Y S

Seatbelt

Someone spill the beans