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>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

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colby won
h8rs btfo
h8rs = filthy dumpster diving animals

Just to recap on some things i've proven

>If GSP loses he will retire.
>If bisping wins he will retire.
>If GSP wins he will fight tyrone.

There's the exact same spam in each thread...

Are you just noticing this

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Nah, I just wonder if it's actually real users posting or just scripts.

Impressive

Holy shit this community is such a cancer in Sup Forums. Why do we have 3 threads?

Is this the thread

Maybe that faggot from before can actually get to use "prolific" correctly now.

>A mandrama loser thinks people will use his thread
Lol

THIS IS THE THREAD

We need lots of space to post webms of Bisping losing to middle aged men

People are obsessed with being the OP for some reasond

Your mom a fan?

Lol Silva came out of that fight unscathed

Schaub bless.

>tfw mma has ruined every other sport for me

There is no way Hendricks is winning, right? I'm putting a $100 down on Paulo

Schaub bless brother

count pillowfist can only hurt people with his "left hook" once every five years it seems and they immediately get up afterwards, impressive stuff

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I have insider info that Rose is gonna win by armbar. Cap this.

#Easymoney

Bless

>neck tattoo is going to be a dad
poor kid

>This pathetic larping and cosplaying
>outgrappled by old man shields
>still hasn't made lellator debut cause he sucks

Please post Halloween Schaubs I’ve got a bit of a cold

I don't get these captions. Is he trying to be deep

Nah man Hendricks has got this

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Should I?

the belt won't help him be a good father my man, don't know what you're trying to prove

>blatantly calling GSP a can

Jake Shields outgrappled Maia.

Also Jake won the decision, Dillon won the fight

please don't pick Bisping

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>betting on bisping when he's not fighting a middle aged man
I don't know, it's risky, then again he's fighting a retired welterweight so who knows

Your dad a fan?

I don't think it's an easy fight at all, but lets not forget as bad as Bisping is that he fought as high as light heavyweight and George has been out for way too long.

That will never happen if he fought a thousand times. Rose is gonna exit the arena crying in her molester's arms

>when he's not fighting a middle aged man
Even when he's fighting old men it's not a lock. I remember I bet on him when he was fighting Thales Leites @1.50 and it was far from a lock. Thales arguably won.

i cant see how people think gsp has a chance against bisping

even in his roidy greasy prime gsp couldnt have become champ at 185

now hes old rusty and only here for fame and a payday

You're still a fucking weirdo.

>tfw too intelligent for marriage
I bet neck tattoo will enjoy paying alimony the rest of his life lmao

GSP wouldve beaten Andy

>s-single by choice

I'd say no, but Andy did get wrestlefucked by DC

Where can I buy PPV for JJ eating Pat's uppercuts in the parking lot behind MGM?

how funny would it be if Pigg Rigg misses weight again?

Why are you so salty a man has found companionship with a woman and not a dog?

Bisping sucks as a fighter that's why odds are the way they are.

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You mean Pat getting slept by JJ?

REEEEEEEEEEEE DELET THIS NOW

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I think it's based solely on how bad Bisping is

>implying Cruz couldn't fuck your gf
lmao

He's her dog anyway, she'll keep him around for a while then cuck him with the Dominator

Sorry, h8rs must learn whats poppin

rose is getting retired

I love how you guys have blocked out the traumatic memory of Bisping giving Luke CTE

>Greece has cuck fantasies

Yikes

For sure

>t-that one time

Fluke

Nice ab roid injection marks, buddeh

You need to get a job.

don't see how retired GSP can beat younger bigger Bisquik.

>younger

for sure cruz is an alpha my guy

>dc wrestlefucked anderson
and?

If GSP was fighting any other MW, he'd be +400 not a near favorite. Bookies know Bisping sucks, the only people who don't are the losers who spend all their time on Sup Forums.

Am I the only one who thinks Cruz is a virgin?

don't like either one, but it was pretty wild seeing Luke get KO'd literally 4 times in 5 seconds.
Contributing to CTE I suppose, but also how much time t=does that erase from your life expectancy?

Can't believe these guys do this
1. at all, considering they know what it is doing to them and their life expectancy + greatly decreased quality of life
2. for such terrible terrible pay

When you so vitriolicly attack someone you are filling a temporary void of avoiding having to address the inner issues within yourself. Thus giving a brief satisfaction and catharsis from your own misgivings but perpetuating a cycle where you fail to criticize the underlying core issue that plagues you.

You.

Pat is a scrub.

He's homosexual

the only people who don't are the losers who spend all their time on Sup Forums.

Eh depends on your definition of terrible. Making 50k each fight isn't so bad. That is like the average anual salary for a bachelor. You make that in one night, and even then you fight at least twice a year

whittaker

homos aren't all autistic

Come again?

Robert Mueller

Not me, neck tattoo's wife

>supporting a cuckold

looks alpha to me my man

How did he get past the no singles policy?

What do you think the odds would be if GSP was fighting Whittaker?

Whittaker would be -600

The Dom does what he wants, unlike the Sub

>your boy loses
>c-cuck!

Come on m8, show some class

Why are h8rs so sexually and mentally depraved?

Dom is to intelligent for friends, family and relationships.

>your boy's wife cheats on him
>h-he's not a cuck!
come on lad

it's neck tattoo who gets sub'd by his "wife" my man, he's the depraved one

So this is what Cruz wanted? Sounds pretty submissive to me h8r

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That's if you're a recognizable name, most guys make a LOT less.
Plus, 50k-100k is alright...but not if your career ends when you're in your 30's.
There's another 50 years of housing, food, medical care, etc., to pay for after that, and they've just burned through their peak career-establishment years and picked up no skills anyone but a gym or a crime boss will pay them for.

Thanks buddeh

>mfw I destroy the Bisping mandrama fans in one thread, now the neck tattoo cuckbois in this one
almost too easy

at least he's not a submissive cuckold who watches his wife get fucked by Dom

Your mom a fan?

Be honest: Who is YOUR favorite WOMAN fighter?

Get a job

>Rockhold loses
>deep hatred for Bisping

>Dom loses
>deep hatred for Cody

It all makes sense now. He can't take the L

Cody "No Love From My Wife Unless Directed at Black Guys" Garbrandt

WMMA died with Ronda

H8rs have been drowning in the dumps with Ls lately

Bisping upsets him but Cody literally sends him into shambles lmao

>bisping fans talking about taking the L
lmao