When with Deutsche Bank Collapse

...and how can we accelerate this happening?

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Tomorrow. Call them and ask them when they will declare insolvency.

Is there any market site where we can spam 'SELL' in German?

The Elephant In The Room: Deutsche Bank’s $75 Trillion In Derivatives Is 20 Times Greater Than German GDP
zerohedge.com/news/2014-04-28/elephant-room-deutsche-banks-75-trillion-derivatives-20-times-greater-german-gdp

Deny mudslimes into their country

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George Soros says the decline of the EU is "practically irreversible"

The United Kingdom's fateful decision to break away from the European Union makes an eventual dissolution of the 28 member bloc "practically irreversible," billionaire financier George Soros wrote on Saturday.

In a somber post at Project Syndicate, Soros, who rose to prominence by speculating against the British pound—immortalizing him as the man who broke the Bank of England—speculated that the U.K.'s referendum to split from the EU is likely to hasten the breakup of the entire EU.

Brexit, combined with Europe's festering migrant crisis, has created a "catastrophic scenario" that has grave consequences for Britain and the world economy, Soros wrote, "making the disintegration of the EU practically irreversible."

Noting that Scotland is agitating to leave the U.K., Soros said the county itself "may not survive" the decision to leave Europe.

"But the implications for Europe could be far worse," Soros cautioned. "Tensions among member states have reached a breaking point, not only over refugees, but also as a result of exceptional strains between creditor and debtor countries within the euro zone."

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>tfw a rarefag saves you from humiliation by derailing a DB thread

thanks lad

The free market will fix it.
We need more Europe.

Russia?

.tk

Hey m8 thanks for giving free access to your TLD. I don't really know you much other than that

Thanks again

I'm pretty sure that's just a made up country tier rareness.

Oh when will Goytschland die?

>when you're waiting for a joke to be over...

Deutsche will collapse as soon as other European Banks will need bail-ins and bail-outs to survive. Deutsche is big in the CoCo market and we all know what happens with bonds as the system collapses.

It has already started though:
zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-30/european-commission-grants-italy-crisis-€150bn-bank-bailout-program-prevent-run-depo

Btw. I checked domestic newspapers and financial magazines but no word yet about Italy's rescue umbrella. Portugal and Spain are also on the verge of collapse. Fun fact: The EU allowed bank bail-ins on 01.01.2016.

A FUCKING BOAT

This.
This country need to be erased and to never exist again.

what does the original of this look like

> Ask those cucks for a loan and get your refugee friends to do the same
> hide cash in Switzerland or just burn it
> go around the media and crow about how you cannot pay back the loans. Neither can your refugee friends
> DB gets audited on lending practices
> Trust in DB melts immediately
> DB is going down like a rock
> Europe implodes, inflation kills any savings
> Germans extra butthurt
> Burger drops nuke on Berlin
> all objectives achieved

Start a finance magazine and spread rumors how all of their investments will bite the dust, peoples money are going to the toilet, and how corrupt they are assisting crime and terrorism.

Wait what? It's collapsing?

What would it take for Sup Forums to actually affect something like this? Like how many false news stories, fake twitters and shit would we need to spook the market?

rareflag or rarest flag?

still mad, Algeria?

You could have saved the white race if you had fought harder

Instead you fucked around and became Goytschland

Chill.
We're on it.

Didn't realise jersey shit posting rivaled China...

Fuck you

>> Trust in DB melts immediately
>he thinks DB revenue is at all reliant on private loaning
It's like a quarter of total revenue
Work for corporations is the bulk of revenue. That's how banks make money, unless laws separate investment banking from other banking practices

whitnessed and checked

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Share with us your hidden arts and crafts secrets oh wise one.

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Sain bainuu you rare gem

Jersey isn't that rare

1st time I've seen it

Sup Finland :DDDDD

Just because you haven't paid attention doesn't mean it's rare.

According to US regulators its already at a tipping point. A small manufactured scandal like your sub prime crisis will do the trick.

Herro brother!

:DDDDDDDDD

>Implying we have free market.
>Implying real free market accepts fiat money and banker frauds
>Implying you know what free market is.

Who gives a fuck what you think is rare and what is not.

You're not that rare

...

Why so mad Hans?

muslims...

why the fuck is your image 3.5mb

Hearing redditors constantly scream "rare" and variants of "fpbp" gets pretty old after a while.

>megateutons
I smirked

I see someone who works in Banking here...

>George Soros has apparently shorted DB because of the Brexit and immigration he has unleashed, and he's shitposting to Sup Forums, so we can do his dirty work for him. Not your personal army.

Caйн yy?

>megateutons
Good one
>said the punchline to every joke

Bavaria should be independent myman

Da.

Fuck you.

never seen this one. Do you live there or just travelling?

>population : 1,411
>A fucking tiny island

guys please

I'm actually buying Deutsche Bank stocks

what's fucking happening

Fuck.

>tk (1).gif

>tfw

disappointing 2bh

Those rare flags, wtf is happening

Soros dumping his rare flag to crash the rare flag market with no survivor

please note this: german government will not let deutsche go under in ANY circumstance.

A lot of that derivative exposure is difficult to value properly, but many of those will likely be options which considerably lowers their actual exposure anyway. many of these deals are with other investment banks like goldman or jp morgan, and if db goes under, so will they.

YES their stock is fucked at the moment but they are going through serious restructuring, and putting a shitload of cash aside. the company is cleaning its balance sheets and deleveraging massively.

source: i know a DB fixed income trader

This will be interestng to watch the Germoneys try to balance the increasing costs imposed on them by their EU empire(financing the debt and pensions of the PIGS) while trying to maintain their good credit and savings

As a german, if you wait a few more weeks you will all own 100% of it. Although it will be a smoking crater by then.

>>megateutons

I know, mt is what gave me the idea to make it about DB rather than somehting else. 15000 hours in mspaint.

>investor mastermind soros shorts deutsche bank stock by over 100 million
>user thinks its time to buy a long position in db

Honest question, why the fuck aren't Germans pulling their money from this shithole before it goes under?

If a bank as large as DB goes under, shit will surely hit the fan at last in Germany.

>mfw Germans actually have a reason to fall for the buy gold meme

HOLY FUCK RARECEPTION

If DB goes under the whole global economy will collapse even worse than the great depression. Indeed, they will do everything possible to not let DB go totally broke. The question is: HOW THE FUCK would they be able to bail out THIS MASSIVE DEBT. It is almost impossible. Unless they find a new way to avoid the economic apocalypse, we are fucked.

ps. Our economy is in a huge bubble. It is only a matter of time until clusterfuck happens. Most European Banks face huge problems that will surface in the near future. This would probably lead in WW3 or it would be used as an scapegoat to create a global government/global currency.

Look up the Tsar bomba.

They can only nationalise it, and place the bet on the future size of the German (soon to be entire EU when Germoney takes full control of everyone) economy.

Then DB liabilities will be the problem of every man woman an child in the EU.

Its 110,000 Euro per man woman and child in the EU.

>> hide cash in Switzerland or just burn it
> hide cash in Switzerland
yeah, this ain't the 90's anymore alpine faggot
you fucked it
you fucked it all

well, enjoy your socialism and females making rules

>Switzerland
>not Luxembourg

So XXth century

And who is owed those debt?

I'm glad you asked

Basically, american, european and chinese banks all have exposure to DB's debt.

wont happen, it never happens

So what you're saying is I should be buying Deutsche Bank shares

I can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet.

If DB blows up you should probably buying bags of rice and some means of boiling it that does not rely on the power grid being up.

You can't :^)

Hey OP i got bored so I cleaned it up for you

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-28/soros-wagered-deutsche-bank-would-drop-in-brexit-turmoil

Soros was shorting Deutsche bank after all and I have nice tinfoil hats for everyone:

1) they let Brexit happen because now they have nice scapegoat
2) There is huge shit hitting the fan, Greek debtz exploding,
3) Negative interest rates destroying banks balance, it ruins pensions after all,
4) Illegal immigrant flood was not the USA trick to keep wages low but instead it was welfare shit that wreck all savings that internal devaluation would give to Germany/EU (or all of these combined)

Deutsche Bank releases 2Q results at July 27. I'm not sure but my habbening level is raising.

Yes, I have been posting this same shit for a while. But only Germans can accelerate the shit, if they panic and start to withdraw their savings and pension. Even a economic newfag should have some kind of of knowledge how people will react. Cyprus bank crisis(2013) was total theft of normal people/Russian investors (That's one of the reason why Russia is so hostile to this whole EU project nowadays). 2008, the year when EU doomed itself and every year after that has been worse.

I know it sounds too extreme but he is right. If DB goes under expect a chain reaction and a global meltdown, politically and economically, nothing compared to the previous crisis.

T H I S

but without swaben and franken

If DB goes bank, the explosion will be at least 5x larger than Lehman brothers. 5x.

You will see inflation, pricing controls, food riots in some countries, inability of some businesses to obtain stock, fuel shortages, the whole economy will seize up.

Wait, Lehman Brothers had around 600 billion debt when they defaulted right? What was their derivative exposure?

Lovely.

HOLY KEK! This is the rarest thing I've ever seen, and I've seen Hillary run for president

>kek confirm my digits

MAGA

Gotta listen to Greece afterall. Too bad they'll probably blame the bank exploding on Brexit somehow

You are right. Seems a realistic theory. However a bail in would have close to no impact in solving the issue. On the contrary, people would start distrusting EU (they already started to), they will start taking the money away and Germoney + EU would fall.

Wow are you actually from Tokelau?

Yeah but most those derivative trades will cancel each other out.

Yes. Unfortunately, the last generation of Greeks are cucks and socialists. Everything bad that happens is someone else's fault, it's never their own. I agree to some extend that EU has a big responsibility for what's happening but not the most (at least for Greece, since EU is just another Marxist superstate).

>>said the punchline to every joke
said the country under 7 decades of reeducation and indoctrination to never again have balls

listen kraut, germany is a beautiful country, but you are in the process of becoming more cucked than the christians in the spanish lands after 700 years of muslim rule

The blast from DB going under is still going to be 5x Lehman. Perhaps worse due to DBs position within the banking system. It will be cataclysmic.