If my post is dubsTrump wins Presidency

If my post is dubsTrump wins Presidency.

Fuck

If my post is dubsHillary wins Presidency.

Marshall Law

Obama 3rd term

Fuck

Gary Johnson, then?

If my post is dubs, the USA will become the 8th state of Australia

roll

Wtffffffff

Ebin

boi

Please tell me you're at least dropping the compulsory voting.

We don't need even more leftists in office.

MAGA

Nice too see our future well in hand from our shitposting overlords

godammit, Australia

Has kek spoken?

I'm okay with this

I for one welcome our feathered overlords

they can't force you to vote

t. someone who doesn't vote

If my post is dubs Hillary will be indicted but soon after trump will be assassinated

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Nah. It's gonna be Jeb. He's making' a comeback.

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NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>If my post is dubsHillary wins Presidency.
>a literal fucking leaf

Kys

Libertarians win

If my post is single digits, Trump will resurrect after his assassination, judge the living and the dead, rain in the apocalypse, bind the devil, and usher in the 1000 year kingdom prophesied in the bible

PRAISE AH JESUS

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What am I doing? I'm making Bernie win.

>check em