/nba/ general - BEEP BEEP KYRIE edition

CLE: Iman Shumpert (right knee) out 5-7 days
SAC: Zach Randolph (foot) probable for Tuesday
SAC: Garrett Temple (rest) will not play Tuesday
BKN: DeMarre Carroll (ankle) a GTD on Tuesday
MIA: Goran Dragic (illness) unable to practice
BKN: Jarrett Allen (foot) ruled out for Tuesday
IND: Myles Turner (concussion) doubtful Wednesday
PHX: No timeline for potential Eric Bledsoe trade
POR: Damian Lillard scores season-high 36 points
TOR: Lucas Nogueira erupts for 17 points, 5 blocks
UTA: Rudy Gobert goes 4X5 in blowout win
NO: Anthony Davis drops season-high 39 points

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>cavs 11th seed
>okc 9th seed

FEAR

Celties

The only memory I have of Detroit is seeing a drunk, fat, black, and shirtless man passed out drunk outside of a 7-11 and hearing a lonely trumpet playing in the distance as it was starting to rain.

Why do black people commit so much damn crime?

Are these results accurate /nba/?
strawpoll.me/14279520/r

too many warrior fags

I’m living in that 21st Century, doing something mean to it
Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it
Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
I guess every superhero need his theme music

THE LAKERS

GO LAKERS!!!!!!

IN MY DREAMS WE ARE. NEVER ENDING. YOU ALL ARE JUST FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION.

YOU AREN'T REAL.

SOON YOU WILL BE LOST, LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN, ONLY I WILL REMAIN.

IT'S IN GODS HANDS NOW. I AM ALL ALONE IN MY OWN MIND. I HAVE CREATED YOU OUT OF BOREDOM. LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW. THAT IS MY WORLD.

SOON THE LAKERS WILL BECOME THE END. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. YOU OWE ME NOT YOUR FEAR OR SERVITUDE

BUT YOUR AWE

You guys are so fucking new it hurts. Strawpolls here regularly get proxy spammed by Larry

based gsw bros

Don't understand how any newfag could come here and not immediately get scared off.

>being this paranoid
lmao autism

They don't know our lore yet, the evil that lurks behind the proxies.

They think everything is alright, then they get a cold bucket of water dropped on them by the end of the season when Larry is spamming this place to death.

>Making up lies about based Larry just because him and his disciples btfo you out in every thread and every poll

You're a poor soul that doesn't understand. You haven't been here the last two years. I pray for you. Live in ignorance and enjoy your time while you can.

That's actually on their city crest.

we are growing stronger

They don't they don't know.

I will field their questions, I will shield your name.

>this
jet fuel does not melt steel beams

>You haven't been here the last two years
just 2 years lmao

Reminder to all the newfags.

Use 4chanX and the official pastebin script to enjoy /nba/ to the fullest and have a wonderful posting experience.

>official pastebin that slows down your browser
>made by a weststats dick slurper
lmao

>Ty Lue said the Cavs started practice Tuesday with a full team air-it-out meeting before doing film and court work


Isn't it a little bit too early in the season to be having this many issues and drama?

Now that we know Lonzo is a bust, can we talk about the GOAT Ben Simmons? This nigga is averaging 18-9-7 on 53% shooting. His free throw shooting is abysmal but other than that he's the real deal.

>3rd year rookies

They're better off doing it now than later in the season to iron out the kinks

I'm Larry

instagram.com/p/Ba5dSAgHwy_/

okay that's scary.

He's literally mcw with 8 inches on top

Friendly reminder to never give up bros
He was out for two years with a broken leg and he's better than ever
youtube.com/watch?v=hKCbHEgEvUE

Malcolm Brogdon is 3 years older, clearly the league doesn't care.

>0 heat votes

>Halloween
>stayed at uni studying until they kicked me out because it was getting too late
>going home and locking myself in my room because no friends
>meanwhile all normies accross the world are probably having fun at some party

not fair

>wall of text
>begging
pure cringe

I don't know bro.

My mental illness seems insurmountable.

I'm weaker than PG. I don't have that inner strength.

This is my part nobody else speak

lebron in a car crash!!

→

Loser lmao

ayyy

This little light of mine

>PG played as OKC on 2K in the video

Dude this shit is spooky.

DID I GET BANNED

>Team is complete garbage
>GMs don't care about winning
>Still sellout every night

Are Bulls fans the stupidest fans?

How you go over max capacity and have more than 100% attendance?

not yet

groupon

Most of the sellout teams aren't really selling out. They are being manipulated.

They're doing the process 2.0. They built a team that's absolutely foolproof in terms of tanking

>"fans"
Most bulls fans I know only like them because of the hats

No, they're sold out, usually by season tickets. Just because not everyone is at the game doesn't mean that the ticket for that game wasn't sold.

...

spoopy

>almost $17 for a small slice a small bag of chips and a soda
Why do the Jews get away with this

Theres no fucking way theres only 1 cavs fan

Why did the Mavs trade Nash when he helped produce the best and second best offence ever?

They are the lesser of 2 evils option and don't actually have fans here. Unless the game involves GS, LAL, Bos, or leafs nobody roots for the cavs

they didnt. they just didnt want to give him mvp money

in the end, going to the suns forced his wife to meet jrich rofl

>Jahlil Okafor's fourth-year option will not be picked up by the #Sixers, according to a team source.

>Philadelphia had been exploring trade possibilities with Jahlil Okafor until declining option today. He could still be moved this season.

I honestly did not think Porzingis would reach this level this quickly.

Phil Jackson wanted to trade him for fuck's sake.

Didn't this guy play well his rookie year? Why are they treating him like garbage?

>tfw every time something bad happens to Jah I remember the article about his mom's death and his video about not having a date for valentine's say

I want Jah to be saved but I don't want my team to trade for him and waste assets.

Is this hypocritical of me? I just feel so bad for him....

What is Jah's price on the auction block? Would second rounders do it?

He's not worth that anymore. Some don't even think he's worth his rookie contract as is.

True, the Mavericks valued Noel at $70million over 4 years IIRC and gave up 2 second round picks and a non rotation "defensive" wing player for him.

I'd be ok with my team giving up a second round pick or two for him, he was a lottery talent and could play better with a change of scenery. The organization didn't seem commited to him to be fair

Orlando is shooting 44% from three so far.

That is not going to continue.

hey, to oldfags who remember legods rookie year, how does Simmons compare?

>this many knick fans
They barely shitpost

Not at all, his team doesn't even have a winning record

It's his own fault. Philly gave him a shot to prove his worth the last half of last season and he did fuckall with it. He showed no effort, no drive, no hustle, etc. The only thing that saved him for being cut is his high pick status. There's no real question about his offensive talent but he doesn't look like he has the will to succeed He is done in philly. The only positive outlook for him is he slimmed down in the offseason and at least looks like he's in shape.

what said and the fact the NBA evolved from his style of play one season after he was drafted, so he became obsolete after his rookie year. a big with a god tier offensive post game but weak rebounding, weak defense, no ability to stretch the floor, and a shitty attitude about being in Philly has no room in the NBA. dude's only a change of pace role player at best now

Is OKC @ Milwaukee gonna be worth watching?

Yeah. It's the game melo gets injured

wtf how do you know this??

Oh, hahahahha, hey LeBron

So I heard your team was like 3-4 or something, that sucks, hahhahahahaha

are the magic good because they overdosed on the positionless basketball meme?

just ordered a pair of the LeBron XV "Ashes"

Time traveler. Don't ask from when. Here on the chans for various reasons.

see

go to bed for once

Lmaoooooooo

explain to me this schedule
bulls have had 3 off days now
fuck you steiner

Knicks didn't play for like 4 days only to play a back to back. Fuck this schedule

Okafor for Hezonja. Who says no?

Post game has been dying for like a decade.

The problem is that he didn't develop from his narrow skillset.

The Sixers also really fucked up how they handled the whole Noel/Okafor situation. They waited wayyy too long to trade one of them.

it chicago
people just gettin offa streets so then don get shot up

>cavs at one point had Kyrie, Waiters, and Wiggins

lebron is the worst GM of all time. That core could have won multiple championships without Lebron

waiters was a contract year baby and wiggins still isnt good

Who's gonna save LeBron's ass when the game is on the line now that the Cavs doesn't have Kyrie?

who would you rather have right now, wiggins or Kevin Love?

Who would you rather have, Dion or JR Smith?

Hey everybody quick question. What the hell ever happened to Roy Hibbert All Star career. How he got from being a top 5 center to a nobody?? What happened to him. I really want to know

NBA got faster and he has stone hands and cinderblock feet

kwame hands

Paul George fucked his wife. He became a beta ever since.

>The Sixers’ decision to bypass Jahlil Okafor’s fourth-year option could lead Okafor to press for a contract buyout, league sources say

a combination of all these:

a similar thing also happened to Pau Gasol, but he had the skills and over time, after leaving LA, was able to recover, mentally.

You losers are so TMZ. I bet you actually believe Delonte West banged LeBron's mom.

I have Hezonja on my 2k18 all-white team. It was either him or McConnaughton.

he did though