Go to Applebees while on lunch

>go to Applebees while on lunch
>black waitress
>"How y'all doin today?"
>Me: "Hanging in there. You?"
>"HANGING in there? Excuse me?"
>spend next 2 minutes explaining a common figure of speech to waitress

Blacks are the only race which has ever been hanged you racist bigot.

At least you saved some money by not leaving a tip

>not asking her to hang around after work
>Select all images with trees

>speaking with niggers

Should have just laughed at her face, stood up, walked to the kitchen and shouted "Let the strawboss know an uppity lip just lost him a customer", and walked out.

Implying this shit really happened

>gets a black waitress
>doesn't ask for a different waitress or just leave the restaurant entirely

>day after Brexit result
>shopping at Sainsbury's
>the cashier asks a polish family if they need help packing their bags
Didn't think everything would turn around like that

>go to Friday's because Applebees is for faggots
>some black guy approaches the table
>I rest my elbow on the edge of the table and scratch my thumb with my index finger
>fucking nigger fist bumps me

Godly Quads of Truth

Sup Forums is under attack again

ask if she would twerk while you ate your burger

Brazil is jelly we have places to eat that don't involve Piranhas

>t. Mexican intellectual

They serve tacos at Fridays now?

This did not happen

Take this bullshit to tumblr where it belongs

You shoulda just said, I'm Gucci senpai. Racist cracka! Hanging? Like a monkey in a tree? You shouldn't threaten to lynch people honky!

I never tip black people as a matter of principle. I worked as a waiter/bartender at many different restaurants. Never once tipped by a nigger. They should stick to eating at KFC where they belong.

she just wanted the fleeting experience of 2 minutes of feeling superior to a white person.

Next time just cock your eyebrow and give them a chuckle

>at the gym
>waiting in line to use the water fountain
>it's my turn but a feral negro jumps in front of me and quickly uses
>can literally see water hit his ape lips and fall back down onto the facet
>visible look of disgust on my face
>turn away and buy a bottle of water at the counter
>he gave me a dirty look while I was buying it

>later ready to bench
>the same primate has used it, sweated it up and improperly cleaned it
>after he's done, spend a good 5 minutes wiping it down
>the entire time him and his other coon friends watched me and were whispering underneath their breath and giving me dirty looks

Racially segregated gyms when?

These old magazines are fucking awesome.

They always have you nigger.

Do they make them out of rat meat like they do in Mexico?