Halloween night with Sup Forums

>Halloween night with Sup Forums

What's not to love
Halloween is not taken serious at all here though

It's the most wonderful time of the year

there's nothing special about it. everyone starts pretending they like horror movies again, and they throw "costume parties" with the same exact shit that happens at regular parties except you don't recognize anyone.

Nobody here was giving a shit about it ten years ago. It's pretty big now tho. Fuckin Halloween parties everywhere.

Why aren't you at a house party loser?

Happy Halloween my fellow redditors!

enormously popular with kids here. for everyone else it means probably 1 party, but if you live in the right neighbourhood you might have 400+ kids come to your door trick-or-treating

>tfw forgot to buy candies for the 18yo kids in my neighborhood

watch out for demons

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Remember, Sup Forums, tomorrow is All Saints' Day!

ticker treet
gib candy

hail astros

>that house that gave away full sized chocolate bars

thanks for the reminder

here you go kiddo :^)

For me, it was a dentist’s office, not even memeing.

what does trick'r'treat feels like?

you walk around wearing a paper thin dollar store costume in the cold, while you fill up a dollar store pumpkin bucket with cheap garbage that shouldn't even be fed to rats.

Like day of the dead but we don't actually believe in spirits

literally the best day of the year in the US. I will take halloween over christmas any day. God damn all the disgusting freaking sexy cops and angels walking outside, my dick is rock hard.

unironically this.

>Remember, no sex on Halloween. I DO NOT CONSENT!

>american traditions

>Swedish trad
oh wait no

>live on a small island
>everybody goes to bigger island to do anything
>no trick or treater's
>no fireworks

Welp, world eries with Sup Forums I guess.

Disgusting heathen. Repent!

what's the purpose of living in a small town?

Not op but we went on Sat

but day of the dead has great food

More like gay of the dead am i right?

There isn't even a town here. It's just where my job is.

What island? Is it in the Great Lakes?

cheaper cost of living

>looking out the blinds at the girls wearing cute disney outfits

One of the gulf islands off BC called Quadra.

Why haven't you killed yourself, user?

>getting up early tomorrow and buying all the discount candy

Adulthood is so much better than childhood

Unironically kys

>people ringing my door when I'm trying to watch baseball

Adults don't eat fuck loads of candy m8

what movie does Sup Forums recommend today?

why

actually OP and we went on Friday

baby driver

The Omen

??

because i feel optimistic towards the future (except in getting a gf but who cares anymore lmao)

I love for the memes but I don't want to be a meme

I'm not a virgin anymore :)

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Yee

>tfw last year me and my gf went trick or treating then she fell asleep next to me while I watched wrestling
>tfw no gf and the girl I have a major crush on and I know would be a great fit for me has a bf

aaAAaAaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Halloween
>Stays off Facebook
>Stays isolated from normies
>Actively avoids cute couples in clever costume ideas
>Lonely af

Best pepe desu

i came here for slags

Sup Forums a shit, twitsp best shitposters desuwa~

>tfw hate Halloween because my gf uses it as an excuse to eat a shot ton of candy
>she's fat already

Fuck off need I bet you live in some flyover shithole

>astill usign facebook

dump that bitch

marry that bitch

make sweet love to that bitch

she fuggs good but can't take her anywhere

My best friend dates some fatty feel ashamed for him tbqh i personally would rather die alone

I know that feel, I've been hooking up with a girl on and off for 3 years and she's gotten bigger throughout, at first it was great because she just got thicker, now she's just fat with lazy fat people tendencies
We don't really date, but now it's kinda annoying when she bugs me about hanging out

>My EX GF is sleeping on my bed right now. She's been sleeping for 25 hours as of right now.

>I can't get her to fucking leave. I may have to set the house on fire or something

Did she died?

What is her height and estimated weight?

>She's been sleeping for 25 hours
...user...

Why is it only popular in the Netherlands?

No, but this morning her face had puke on it and I thought she OD'd on Xanex (she did that once before) but it turns out she's so fucking worthless she can puke on herself and not wake up

Goddamn.

She's snoring (because she's fat). That's how I know my special girl isn't dead

Fuck, I had parents and grandparents with their extra buckets along with their kids' buckets.

Keep it sports related guys

jfc user, way to make us neets feel better

>posting on Sup Forums when I could be crying myself to sleep because no gf

How does shit like this even happen?

she's pretty tall for a girl, somewhere around 5'8'
Would say she was around 190 when we first started to hook up 3 years ago, now is pushing 250+
She's got a giant ass and is pear shaped which I love and it's HUGE now, like her hips doubled, but she's getting to be just big all over and just kinda sucks, stick in the mud, used to be more fun

25 hours tho? you should dump her near a hospital somewhere, if she isn't dead now

No problem. I long for the NEET life at this point.

I just want to watch Halloween and the Worlds Series alone

>5'8" 190
lol

Feel bad for Euros where Halloween isn't popular.

It's literally the most fun holiday of the year. You get to scare people, dress up, when you're a kid you get candy, when you're an adult you get hammered with friends at Halloween parties.

Halloween themed movies/shows are the most fun out of any holiday. Halloween Town, Nightmare before Christmas, a Nightmare on Elms Street, etc. are all so much fun

Jokes on you. I lost my virginity before the 2014 world cup and have had sex after it as well. Sex is amazing to all you virgins out there. Not even memeing. You'll all get there someday, don't give up hope fellow Halloween anons.

what a cute little batman costume!!
here you go!

I wake her up periodically and tell her I want her to leave. She says "5 minutes" and then sleeps for 5 more hours.

Earlier I pulled her off the bed by her legs and she woke up for about 1 minute and asked for a Sprite

Kek I do that now

why dont you drag her and put her outside

We have Karneval for all what you described here (except movies and scaring maybe) in Germany and it’s literally going for 5 days

I actually like raisins.

Nigger.

1) how can you sleep for 25 (and not be embarrassed about it)
2) why can you do that at your exes place

Pls explain her (and your)mental workings relating my questions

>live in an apartment so not only do I have nobody to trick or treat with or any Halloween parties to go to, I also can’t dress up and have fun giving candy to kids who are having the time of their lives
Sucks brehs

>5 days
The Jews did this for monies

ehh what can I say I like a big girl every now and again

I'd have to take her down a pretty large set of wooden stairs. She's hit her head a lot