>wake up
>america still exists
Wake up
Jaxson Jackson
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Juan Nguyen
>wake up
>america still has 6,000 nukes and the best Air Force on the planet
comfy
Ryder Mitchell
>>america still has 6,000 nukes and the best Air Force on the planet
controlled by the zionist jews, to be used for jews, not americans.
Brayden Myers
>wake up
>in America
Landon Scott
> be american
> wake up
> realize """your""" army has lots of nukes and planes
> feel good
> go outside
> get shot by a crackhead
Landon Hill
>get shot
Logan Collins
really made me think, thanks toothpaste man
Jack Reed
WELL REGUL-oh shit it's not this type of thread
Jeremiah Gray
honestly lad source ? cause it cant be top gear.
Thanks for the keks.
William Lopez
Why do you hate us, toothpaste? :^(
Brandon Thomas
>be toothpaste
>get splattered on filthy teeth every day
Bentley Nguyen
>be american
>think dental hygiene is an insult
good think your government pumps your water supply full of fluoride to kill your braincells and whiten your teeth that way
Luke Bennett
>wake up
>see butthurt toothpaste make this thread again
>laugh and forget about his irrelevant country again
Angel Ramirez
>>laugh and forget
not before solving another captcha and posting about it :^)
Caleb Green
>6000 nukes
>mostly unprotected
>with outdated software on floppy disks
comfy
William Lopez
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Robert Carter
it's like you don't want the happening to happen
Ryan Reyes
>its an american not handling the bants episode
Caleb Hernandez
that will change soon tho with the creation of the north american union (USA+Canada+Mexico)
William Ortiz
double d*bs confirms it!
Samuel Garcia
My fellow toothpaste. Why do I have a toothpaste flag?
Am I the only one getting toothpaste?
Ethan Young
He could have gotten a Sup Forums pass like the good goy he is :^)
Camden Price
>Implying USA and Canada won't just suffer
Jonathan Davis
>Wake up
>Still American
Christian Peterson
kek
Everyone hates us until the wars break out and inevitably we can along for the lulz.
Jaxson Bell
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Carter Campbell
>us
>we
Shut the fuck up, retard.
You're just a good goyim being exploited by rich globalists.
Connor Torres
It's always Current Year, friend.
Brandon Scott
>implying any of us are free of the Merchant's Hand
top kek
We're all slaves of the Jew.
Brody Hernandez
2016. Why don't you Netheregioners have calendars yet?
Jace Cooper
>talking shit despite getting cucked by spain for centuries
lol
Luke Ward
>cucked by spain
Spanish is basically the american language now.
Adam Turner
So we'll hate them. Because they can take it. Because they're not our hero. they're a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Michael James
>Because they can take it
is it opposite day?
Camden Bell
>A Dark Knight.
John Nguyen
Seems more like you Nederfaggots can't handle the bantz. A lot of projecting going on over there
Colton Martin
>posts an ugly feminist jewess making fun of the aryan nationalistic germans
Asher Bell
>be dutch
>try to talk
>get heimlich maneuvered
Gabriel Jackson
We're all literal cuckolds. Please fuck my stepson's father's mother.
Brody Williams
>implying you want the nuclear launch sequence on Windows 10
It's like you want Bill Gates to cause a nuclear holocaust to kill a few mosquitos.
Kayden Lee
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Jacob Hall
Feels free, man
Jackson Collins
Think it's from the brief chat show Clarkson had back in the early 00's.
On that same show I remember he pulled Wales off a map and put it in a microwave.
Angel Sanchez
Geert will fail
You will not leave EU
You wasted your chance at meme magic Holland
We no longer stand with you, we are old allies no longer
Benjamin Wilson
youtube.com
Just post the damn video next time, famalam.
Nathaniel Fisher
America is a great partner, a friend and a trustworthy ally. However, I do hate the zionist control of their govenment. On the plus side, if say Denmark leaves the EU, trade with America will rise. We have already had a 17.5% inrease in export to America. I´d love to worker closer with my anglo partners than with the continent of Europe.
James Cooper
>be american
>live in rural area outside town with only a 28k pop in a southern state
>no president americans
>don't get shot
Benjamin Morris
>Geert will fail
good. all he wants is hijack the right to shill for israel
Nathan Lewis
The software/hardware is so old modern systems can't even interface with them. It's a form of security through obsolescence. They are so obscure now that virtually nobody can work with them but us.
Bentley Price
Mandatory thread theme
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Sebastian Reyes
>Young country
>Revolutionizes Imperialism utilizing spheres of influence, economic power and industrial output
>Robust population
>Essentially rules the world
>Serfs butthurt over their lack of relevance today
Jonathan Perez
>and the best Air Force on the planet
Correction - the TWO best air forces on the planet.
1) USAF
2) USN
Kevin Williams
>vote for brexit on the 23rd
>libs shilling at my door and clamouring at the gates
>wake up on the 24th