Get picked first in gym class

>get picked first in gym class

>son of the rabbi
>always got picked first for football games because my dad would burden them extra in the synagogue if I wasn't

>that kid who didn't prepare for penis inspection day
me desu

>don't get picked at all
>gym teacher has to remind the class that you exist

>get picked 3rd or 4th because lowkey superb defender

>be so bad dont even get picked for recess time soccer
>get in a fight
>chad is impressed
>picks me first the next day
>new enforcer on the squad

>that chick that says yes too soon

>football in gym class
>picked first
the rest of my class sucked ass though

What is penis inspection day ?

>co-ed gym's class

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete

It's when (((Weinstein))) cucks ur country

>portuguese """"hygiene""""

>get picked first
>spill the fuck out of your spaghetti the entire class
>next day the teams argue over who has to have you on their team

>get picked first because i'm the only one who liked playing goalkeeper

>get picked because you are tall
>can't shoot ape ball for shit

>not being one of the 2 designated captains because the coach/prof doesnt want you and your friend to team up
Never going to make it

>Be the kid at clean up in Kickball
>Always blast one out far
>Kickball grandslam

>penis inspection day

>be the kid who ALWAYS made it on base with softball/kickball so was always 1st-3rd in lineup.
Feels based man.

>be the last hitter in Finnish baseball
>have to hit the ball or else the game is lost
>get three chances to hit the ball
>miss all of them
sorry lads, I failed you

fucking 3rd worlders
literally how would you know your penis is healthy without an inspection

>mixed sports with the girls
>accidentally injure a girl
>she starts crying

It's like Prostate Probe Week but for your penis. Promotes health

>Picked first in Gym class
>End up becoming the Gym bust

Didn't you guys had medical review every year in school?
They would measure your height and weight, see if your feet were flat, measure your arm, your equilibrium, your heartbeat, your eyesight, and of course your penis and balls and for girls the vagos

> tfw the slightly above average role playing player
> always got picked by chad to help him win
Decent stuff

>turn to be the gym fluffer
>so good at it become the de facto fluffer for the entire year
longest year of my life lids

>sports with the girls
>girl goalkeeper
>can't hit the ball too hard
>hit it way too soft
>she saves it
>everyone laughs at me

>teams are being picked
>I’m left standing
>team captains go alright let’s go play
>coach tells them hey hey stop guys you forgot user!
>uhh yeah whoops
>uh you can go on his team
>no go on their team
>no go on his team user!
>no! We don’t want him!
The truth outs

>Elementary School PE teacher only let girls pitch during kickball

>co-ed basketball
>accidentally un into qt girl
>knock her down on the asphalt
>see her panties

see a co-ed sawker class sometimes. pretty funny to see the grills try to compete with the tryhards with the fake jerseys on.

>co ed soccer
>girls just stand there while playing
>Cost your team the game

>sports day for the lower classes and the older kids need to help out organizing
>end up having to referee the 5v5 football matches
>final is between the Muslim kids and the trailer park kids
>they absolutely kick each other to pieces. 2 footed tackles coming in from both sides
>don't whistle for anything cause I'm enjoying it too much
>ends up in a full on 5v5 brawl and the gam3 gets cancelled by a teacher

Didn't have to help out during sports day anymore after that for some reason

>Go to high school where whites are in the minority
>Be white
>Picking teams for nig ball
>Get picked second to last because white
>I'm 6'3" and played street ball against neighborhood kids since I was 8
>Dropping 3's with pinpoint accuracy
>My team wins by landslide
>Gym teacher is Basketball head coach
>Laughs at all of his players
>Admits he would have picked me first out of everyone
>Asks me to join the team after class
>Tell him I dislike blacks
>He laughs and agrees
>Get picked first in class every time after that for the rest of high school

>be me
>ignored in general in gym class
>get picked first when comes Flag football and midtier in Ultimate frisbee.

Is Sup Forums a bunch of gym class tryhards who weren't chad enough to play organized sports?

Every fucking time during real football month

> he doesn't know Sup Forums isn't nearly as autistic as we come off to be.
It's mostly just memes and exaggerations my dude.

I tried, but my school had no football program and the regional teams were coached by shit tier coach for the most part
>Was once coached by someone who never played, highest he reached was "Waterboy"
I'll never forgive this coach. Attended every goddamn practice, never got off the practice squad cause Waterboy wanted me to play LB
(And I had the shape of a goddamn O-Line)

Usually the teacher chooses the 2 most usleless dudes because otherwise they always get picked last.

Not enough students desu. Small town

>be me and a friend
>both are pretty athletic and good at football
>we play brick football
>there are 8 different bricks and each team of 2 has to protect a brick and try to knock over other
>everyone else is bad/poor at soccer
>we literally dominate and link up to knock over everyone's brick several times
>act too cocky at one point and they knock us over after a mistake
>whole class including teacher cheers
>it's like we're 2011 lebron and Heat losing
felt good being the class villain for a little. Also I was pretty chad at 16. It was funny being a bit bigger and stronger than everyone else because I worked out.

What's brick football?

>running on the track
>strawny frail kid who was weak at everything somehow finished 2 laps under 8 minutes

too bad you spend most of your time on an anime imageboard now

>mixed football with the girls
>get outrun by a girl on the wing
>I get bullied

what am I suppose to do? fucking push her?

meme. they make it a joke and others who are in on it keep joke a joke. so it remains running

At least make it sort of believable man

What the fuck i wish we had Baseball in gym class. We had bull shit made up sports like tennis with bouncy balls and kickball with balloons.

I'm making my future kids join teams because p.e. was lame

Most tracks are 1/4 mile correct?

That means he ran 1/2 mile in 8 minutes.

Lol @ 16 minute mile

You're impressed by this?

It's literally not a meme. Most schools have it

Believe it or not, true story.

Repressed memories much?

>nordic traditions

>ever giving anything less than 110%
the only people who use the words tryhard are betas

true chads always excel

you get a wooden 'brick' standing on it's long side in the gym/field and you guard that brick and try to knock over other bricks. We also used one of those pink soft dodgeball so it was always a wonky game but if you can controll a ball properly it's not that big a deal.

me tbqh

We didn't even have picking at my school. We just stood in line according to height from tallest to shortest, then we counted ourselves (like the talest guy said "first", the guy next to him said "second"). Then we split in teams of odd and even numbers. I assume it was the same in all soviet/early Russian schools.

>tfw get assigned to clit inspection duty

>his gym class had kids "pick" each other

how problematic!

>gets picked first not because of skill but I was the only dedicated goalie in our whole class

feels good man

did you guys ever have that thing on valentines day where you fill out a scantron survey, and it matches boys with girls, based on how you answered the survey and your compatibility. that was so awkward.

>playing soccer against coed team
>slide tackle girl
>she's unconscious or something for like 15 minutes
>everyone blaming me even though she was just a weak whore

kek, beautiful.

Travel hockey fag here.
Fuck I miss playing mini sticks in hotel lobbies.
>pic related, 13 y/o me bullying a trashville fag

I was on my tae kwon do fight team in middle school. Stopped that in highschool to play football. Nothing builds friendship like a hell week.

>co ed povertyball
>be the paria of the class
>be the goalie
>being aligned with the biggest fucking faggot of your promotion who should play defense, instead talk with the broads
>the cocksucker still don''t do shit, have to shout from the top of my lungs at him.
>until being lob goal-ed by a girl, the sole goal of the game
>being called a fag for the remaining of the month

I remember something like that. I didn't take part because I was too anxious about it

>mixed sports
>girl with the biggest titts has always rock hard nipples in the first 15 minutes

thank you badminton

>arm span longer than my height
>slayed at goalkeeper
>girls who decide not to do P.E. sitting on the bench behind me
>"wow user you're so cool"

>get picked last in football days
>picked first in basketball and volleyball days
Mixed feelings desu, i always prefered football but was shit at it, and hated basketball and volleyball, but was good at it.

>FFA dodge ball in the gym
>down to me and the high school QB negro who went on to play at an SEC school
>beat him

>Ministicks
This is a wholesome post thank you user

>be fat throughout highschool
>always played goalkeeper because of that
>still get picked first most of the time because I was actually very good
Mixed feelings desu

>shit awful at basketball
>not bad at soccer
too bad i live in burgerland

>picked last at almost everything
>picked first at dodgeball
Those days were the best days

>picked first at everything because I was fast and pretty funny
good times