Some oldfags have started playing nightly pickups again around midnight EST. Nothing big yet but there's been some interest in maybe dicking around with a league again. Anyone up for some YAVA HOCKEY? No jimmy allowed.
tombrady - Terrible GM and player. Annoying. Mug - Just go away, annoying fucker. JayCutler - An asshole. Kalash - Washed up asshole who doesn't realize he sucks. capsnaut - Annoying guy who doesn't know he sucks. Teroh - Never shows up, but he was a dick. TimCTebow - Irrelevant and BAD. laimbeer - Annoying and not funny Keebler - Bad, stupid, and an idiot!
Foley - Tied with IDE as biggest loser in SPHL Klyde - I actually like Klyde HybridX - Furry, gay, loser, and annoying. OchoCinco - Thinks he is good, but just sucks and is annoying. BeerCheez - Bad not funny, and sucks at life. Hipoey - Irrelevant to the world. Zweep - Annoying and bad. capsized - Useless to everyone. drogons - Terrible player, personality, and gameplay. Bertyo - Just USA under an alt, but still a gigantic dick. SirCrosby - I HATE YOU
Eli King
I remember this,
Eli Brooks
>Remembering that I was given Admin status for some reason
Jose Hall
some more quality lore
Robert Reed
dfs kiekko when?
Benjamin Hughes
are u pcheese? BASED early statsman
Thomas Watson
>8 years ago
It's surreal really.
Andrew Young
I remember you - you were a cool dude
Brayden Morgan
Kill yourselves. I shat up your threads 8 years ago. i will shit them up now. SPHL does not belong on Sup Forums, fucking kill yourself deadspin faggots.
Thomas Gomez
reminder that sphl does not embrace jeopardy loser barrygrape
William Campbell
kill yourself.
Thomas Butler
LeCrab - Gets mad too easy, and he is a controlling asshole. He overrates himself all the time. Buckeye - Is an asshole sometimes when he doesn't get his way and doesn't take advice. NEST - Bitches and moans all the time if his team isn't good and blames his bad GM'ing on other people. idonteven - One of the most annoying and idiotic people in the league. He acts like a gigantic baby. Newgaguy - Thinks he is good, but he really sucks and isn't funny. B.Bowden - Annoying as fuck Slugger - Totally irrelevant and not worth anyone's team
Rays - Terrible GM, is too tryhard, and blames everything on his lag. Jimmy - Who let this kid in again? He's a finfag, and he doesn't even go on Sup Forums. What a loser. Terps - Roots for a crappy school and is bad. LBJesus - Is just like NEST and gets mad if his team isn't one of the best. Prima fucking donna. Krahn - Crappy player who doesn't matter. spozm - Gay and annoying Canadia - Annoying as fuck with an elitist problem DUKENUKE - Rage quits easier than anyone in the league and leaves if he gives up a goal. Niggaguy - Thinks he is funny, but he's just a stereotype and makes his race look bad.
Tyler Wood
you guys are gay
except niggaguy he was cool
Cameron Ortiz
...
Alexander Phillips
Wideright - A player who gets carried by superior players and is a dick. MILLERRRR - Thinks he is better than he is, doesn't listen, and is a dick. TONYROMO - Biggest asshole in the entire league, cries if he doesn't get his way, blames losses on everything that isn't him, and is a Grade A dick. barryap - He's an idiot who couldn't even with at Jeopardy, and he tries to BARRYBOMB all the time and fails miserably. Husker - Overrates himself and is just a platoon loser. Professor - Sucks terribly and is an idiot. Jupiterer - From Brazil, cries over playing time, and overrates himself. chiguy - Thinks he is funny, but is just annoying. Also sucks. OMEGALUL1 P.Manning - Not funny. Most annoying person in history. Girooze - Probably one of the only people who isn't that bad, but he still thinks he's better than what he is. Gagner89 - Everyone knows how big of a jackass Gagner is, so I don't need to waste my time! beastmode - Complains too much and is annoying. B.Woobles - Idiot, bad player, and annoying. GiovanniS - Shittiest player in the league, but nice guy. TravisB - DUDE YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. YOU SOUND LIKE A PEDOPHILE. YOU'RE ALSO FAT AND LIVE IN A TERRIBLE COUNTRY. YOUR VOICE IS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD ON SKYPE. TheWall - Complainer. Bad player. Annoying. Thinks he is a starter, but actually sucks.
yomother - Bad GM. Annoying. Bad player. LuBongos - Selfpasses, annoying, bad passer, and a shitty Canuck fan. Asomugha - Thinks he is good, but he just sucks. Bisu - Overrates himself, is a tryhard, and doesn't pass cause he's a selfish faggot. Verjesus - Annoying as fuck. I don't care if you fightdance. THRILLHO - ONE OF THE WORST PLAYERS EVER ON THE BENCH. I WAS ONCE ON YOUR TEAM, AND YOU WOULD NEVER STOP COMPLAINING. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Echidna - Sandslah, you still suck. Just retire. And you're a bad stats keeper. Toaster - Irrelevant and was bad when he did play. Lulzpuck - Swedish, not funny, and bad. TPlush - Crappy player and person.
Alexander Sanchez
kill yourself.
Are you that pathetic you need to find nostalgia in a java game that hasn't been active in in nearly 10 years?
Fuck off.
Caleb Baker
hurp - Hahahahah, you're just a joke to everyone. FlyingV - Someday you'll learn how to stop circling. SeminFace - Your writing sucks and you're not funny. FABREFAG - An asshole who gets mad even though he never show. Jerglings - Annoying fucker. Gnomelord - What I just said for Jerglings but times 1,000. HinesWard - Not annoying as Gnomelord, but more annoying than Jerglings. Also is a dick and is a mean person. Ancelotti - Gay Kazuma - More gay Clutchell - He's alright
Jonathan King
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Nathan Miller
eat shit
Jason Young
would this be fun for a new joiner, or is it kind of a cliquey tripfaggy thing?
Jose Fisher
It's a cliquey faggot tripfag thing, and if you join it you should kill yourself shortly after.
These fags were the first general on Sup Forums, and directly responsible for floods of shitposting. Fuck them.
Aiden Stewart
confirmed for KoG-lover and idonteven-friend
Chase Thompson
Confirmed for some faggot deadspin writer. off yourself.
Carter Peterson
threads got deleted by mods in like 2010 my man, back when they didn't moderate dick and Sup Forums was the goat because of it
there was no general
Leo James
fucking kill yourself faggot, i don't give a flying fuck.
Oliver Morgan
is this that guy who sucked so he started that haxball league?
Robert Robinson
is this the faggot deadspin writer who posted a preemptive apology and basically admitted to stealing content from Sup Forums for the website?
Nolan Lopez
Since some dudes having an aneurysm in the thread I'll try to give you an answer. The sphl was popular back in 2010, so if its only people from the original sphl that show up you might not be in on a lot of the things they talk about. But if a few new people show up, it would probably be a lot of fun.
Ayden Peterson
fuck you faggot
Jacob Roberts
thank you
Michael Phillips
don't be a faggot man
Kevin Fisher
you now remember stuart schweigert
Chase Rogers
fuck off
Nicholas Davis
who /haxball/ here
Jeremiah Watson
nobody was actually giving me an answer, and i wasn't around in 2010, how was i supposed to know?
Bentley Jenkins
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Sebastian Cox
>chiguy - Thinks he is funny, but is just annoying. Also sucks.
At least someone remembered me for something
Luis Moore
I straight up told you it's tripfag circle jerk faggot shit.
Jose Ortiz
alright, you're right, i'm sorry. thank you too. i haven't even made any decisions yet anyway
Blake Walker
schitzo freak, stop posting
Nathan King
You first faggot
Tyler Bennett
Kinda. The game is also pretty difficult and sucking at it can feel bad. But for a java hockey game it's pretty satisfying to get gud at.
Asher Foster
fucking kill yourself you stupid fag.
Cameron Ramirez
these threads are legitimately better suited for a /vg/ thread, that way there's very little chance that SP mods will remove them
Gabriel Gomez
it's not the /vg/hl scrub
Jaxon Powell
fuck off retard. it's a bunch of tripfags circle jerking over a fucking java hockey game. it doesn't belong here. it's not sports related.
Austin Nelson
>BEING THIS FUCKING UPSET OVER A HARMLESS JAVA GAME
LMAOOOOO
Tyler Rogers
it's a level of butthurt unseen since sexyraxy's dumb ass
Jacob Martinez
remembering all the hilarious lore and then seeing half the images down because of tinypic or other image hosting is very sad