>be american
>get shot
Be american
Daniel Hernandez
Chase Gomez
>be american
>forget to take your shoe out of the freezer
>get shot
Alexander Gutierrez
>Be Scandinavian.
>Get raped by everyone.
>Get murdered and attacked by terrorists.
>Do nothing.
Brayden Myers
>be mexican
>think finland is scandinavian
>mexican education
Liam Mitchell
lmao
Jace Brown
STOP THIS
Henry Hughes
>be american
>get arrested for tipping offense
>cop shoots you
>thanks the officer for his service before dying
Levi Price
F-fuck you Pierre!
Ryan Ortiz
...
Benjamin Richardson
>be american
>get shot
>wake up in hospital
>get bill for $10,000,000
>go bankrupt
>walk to welfare office
>get shot again
Brayden Johnson
>be American
>don't get shot
Ethan Brown
>me visiting America.gif
Asher Moore
>be American
>get shot
>drown
>get blown away
>burn to a crisp
>be so fat you cause earthquakes
>use donated money for building walls
Jaxson Nguyen
we'd tip the cop too
Michael Turner
>Be American
>Be fat
>Take 10 waddles down the road
>Get shot up by Tyrone
>He takes your wallet
>Roll to the hospital using your own grease to more or less glide there
>Have to pay 120k because Trump care best care
>Motorized wheelchair home (Another $2k)
>Watch news on how current generation of peaceful protestors and college students have another "Peaceful" protest about education, and basic economics.
>Take a swig of your "Heavy Cream Wet Dream™" transfat drink
>Feel your heart stop beating because it's covered in fat
>Cry a single cholesterol tear as you whisper
"God Bless America"
Justin James
>be finnish
>don't get shot
Eli Gutierrez
>be finnish man
>"""""""""""man""""""""""""
Andrew Williams
>be a belgian
>"""""exists"""""
Luis Powell
>be finnish
>shoot yourself
Angel Flores
>be finnish
>get stabbed
Christian Gonzalez
Can't shoot yourself if you don't have guns
>be swedish
>get run over
Luke Perry
...
Blake Taylor
>be american
>shoot at hurricane
>get shot by hurricane