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Perfidious edition

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dont like what's happening to western society
simple as

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Bit hot

Also you'll get yours very soon

live with it

Good edition.
Despite Brexit.

no

retard

How do we stop the eternal white?

Professor, without knowing what exactly the danger is, would you say it's time for /brit/ posters to crack each other's heads open, and feast on the goo inside?

fuck off whiteboy

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*sighs loudly*

you can't

>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

pahahahahahahahahahahahaha remember when that fat cunt said this?

chebs upon jubblies

Just got poffed in the chonder by a splacker. Feeling absolutely gorfed like a smeen.

Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.

*kills you in one punch*

revolting

accidentally liked a girls photo and I don't have her added

Now playing: public enemy - it takes a nation of millions to hold us back

HOWLING, yes I remember

FATCAM

>have to listen to lecture my professor uploaded
>listen to it at 1.5x speed because she talks incredibly slowly

add her then

retard

I'm going to take a risk here and over-share - since that's probably the only way to meet a kindred spirit. I think the only thing worth doing, fighting for and thinking about is revolution. We live in a deeply unjust, fucked up society, and this is becoming more and more apparent over my lifetime. I think we should all be taking to arms. However (for any cops reading this), unfortunately, I'm much too attached to my comforts: beer, wine, comedy, seeing friends and family and knowing I will be alive to see them tomorrow.

>professor
>she

unliked it now

>she

some UTTER LOSER just liked my fake profile on the 'book

absolute state of him hahah

Just got smizzled. Feel like complete dibblespleef.

thanks for the information

she already saw that you liked it

right lads i need someone to explain to me what the inside of a fanny feels like

being racist and there's nothing you can do lads

snapchatting a literal 9/10 depressed ukrainian qt i found on interpals

salty coins

She's a dumb Brit too

>hi, user
>There's slags and Chebs and all sorts of other surprises down here.
>Don't you want to come down and see?
What do /brit/

Spics spooks chinks and gooks

>How do I earn a crust? Well, other than sponging off my mum and dad, I use this little website called Craigslist... where I sell my old anime figurines and XXXXL videogame t-shirts

do a little dance

independent.ie/irish-news/news/drunk-tourist-thought-to-be-the-first-person-to-survive-swim-across-hoover-dam-36124859.html

>Man from Wales first person to survive swimming across hoover dam
Is the rest of the world even trying lads?

eating some jap pot noodle and its not bad tbqh lads

invited my muslim mate who is visiting over Christmas period to have dinner with my family on Christmas day

think he will have a problem with it? We aren't religious so it won't be a christian dinner

uhm yes there is sweety

*does one phone call*
arrest him fellas, fucking spacker said he was a racist

not your lad

that is so sad

she lives like 10 timezones away you beta

wake me up inside

Join the party.

need a mass cull soon lads

i talked to a 8/10 kazakhstani girl on kik for a little while

didn't work out

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youtube.com/watch?v=yEc49MO9RWc

i lmao so hard at this

need a 'cide stat

post celebrities that use /brit/

CAN'T WAKE UP

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Mental that are Robbie never made it big in the states

I hope you like extra large Christmas crackers with added bolts/nuts/nails.

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Need a half australian half yank gf with an impulsive need to breed with white british males

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Big ol titties with a little bit of belly. Literally the perfect body type. Face could be better though.

grim

R8 my fit

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saw some bent twat looking at my arse yesterday

might go bash the cunts head in tomorrow

hi

w2c jacket

Swansea are getting relegated mate for sure lol

Jokes aside and to avoid confusion (it's a frequently asked question and source of apparent panic, for some): I'm long-time post-op, i.e. I had my 'op' back in 2013 and have lived as a woman since 2006. It's not a big part of my life, these days and I'm comfortable, confident, outgoing & friendly. No, I don't have a beefy man voice, stubble or wear a wig and I never have - in fact, I've been told I have a sexy posh bitch voice.

>standing with your back towards a homo
Asking for it.

forgot to bake a 9/11 cake fs

people have been telling me this for like 5 years now

fuck off lol

what r those knuckles

but unironically

would only want to fug a tranny if she had a nice willy desu

are matt

forgot to unplug my arse plug and accidentally shat inside myself

travesty if you ask me

“Joining a sub-culture, any sub-culture, for whatever reason, is as I see it never a legitimate self-expression. It is always a result of sheep mentality; a wish to belong somewhere.”
― Varg Vikernes
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He was for at least a short while, from what I remember he was basically a one hit wonder. Had one big song over here and then was never heard of again.

Just like Oasis. Bloody yanks

uploading my mind to the hivemind lads

accidentally BLEW MY LOAD AND CAUGHT IT ALL IN MY MOUTH LADS HAHAHA

Bread and circus as they say. We must break the cycle

uploading my arsehole to grindr lads

What's the best drug for a rave?

I'm thinking probably mdma but I've just gotten so bored of it recently

varg is a literal retard

never trust a primitivist

how do you shag a bird from behind

her arse cheeks would envelope your penis and you wouldnt be able to put it unless you have a big willy

life feels totally hopeless lol

it's called molly

Strange, would have awesomed his charisma and brutal sex appeal would have made him a huge star

youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

simple, have a big willy

MAYBE 2C-B LAD. NOT MUCH OF A RAVE LAD BUT THAT STUFF'S QUITE LOVELY.

>shag a bird from behind

Bit gay mate

her front bottom extends when aroused into a pouch like external structure enveloping mr johnson when the moment is right.