RISK: Slow Edition

Name, color, location etc.
This will not be a fast game; big map, lots of tiles, im bad with Gimp. Be in it to win it.
NO gay/silly names allowed. And if you keep your name as anonymous, I will ignore your post senpai.

READ rules on map
Include bonuses, alliances, nap in your name as well

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thread theme

>The United Slavic Republic
>Red
>Moscow
National Anthem:
youtube.com/watch?v=1mG3BvkT6YQ

>404 right off the bat
ANNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CHEEEEEKI BREEEEKI IV DAAAMKEEEE

Let's see if anyone else even shows up

>Spain
>Blue
>Madrid


We could bump this thread with qts till enough people show up

>Haifa
>black

Sorry,trip

Kekistan (People's Frog Party)
Cairo
Green

someone say qt3.14?

More of her?

The Commonwealth
Rose
Warsaw

Name or Moar plz

>her
But hey, I still would.

...

i wish.

add trip/name please, friend

sorry.

we have a good map brewing. maybe 1-2 more

how long do you expect your mupdates to be

>Greater Syria
>Syria
>any color

make syria Assyrian christains again

Is Sup Forums retarded?

I came here just looking for one shitposter, and I find a bunch of retards.

HER name is Kitten_Sophie

Learn to use google image search, you imbeciles.
Jesus Christ, I'm surprised you guys are playing a strategy game when you're all this stupid, tbqh.

trip

10. might get up to 20 if the game gets complex

thanks, gypsie.

Calm down,Dracula,and play with us

Third Bulgarian Empire
Orange
Sofia

10 is the ideal speed

>using the search engine jew

>gypsie

Ok dude.

I don't know how to play, if I knew, I would gladly play with you.

>Calls us retarded
>Can't figure out risk game

was meant for

Who cares, dude.
If I played, I would probably dominate alone and you would be forced to ally just to bring me down.

>Paris
>any colour
>kek.

>you people are retarded
>I don't know how to play this game with concise rules in the OP image
We're not full retarded, piss-France, we're just autistic, and you're a normie.

i think i seen your country on a map once

it was really small, im surprised i remember

You should totally play

MUPDATE

Secure Damascus, if spills grab Aleppo

Fill Poland with priority to the north.

>Go south, Tel aviv

Forgot bonus

Head to Thessaloniki and Skopje

OP you should add palis to the get list

Take Sevilla and Valencia,Spills to Bilbao

Any northardly advance or Breach of Syrian borders will be considered a hostile action against the interests of Greater Syria, resulting in another shoah

but as long as that dont happen we cool bro

Advance toward Alexandria, then west toward Sisi, Kek willing that we take Alexandria this turn..

>grey
>as
>Paris

name:echelon
>Roma
>liliac

>bonuses for ants

how are you reading that shit like jesus christ kek baal

Begin Squat to Irish Potato
Get angry of OP because I got 404 on roll.

Double, take Jerusalem too, if you can

MUPDATE

Great gains for Syphilis in the Holy Land

Rumors of two new Empires travel across the land

Are you a country named Syphilis, or the visual representation of syphilis breaking out amidst all else?

Take Barcelona and Andorra. Spills fill Portugal

Go to the wheat South spills continue south

Still get mad of OP because I got a 404. And even get 50 in Gets
Continue squat to potato in Anger.

Take Skopje and fill the gap between Skopje and Thessaloniki

Spills go to Bulgaria

take Damascus, spill torwards Aleppo

would you care to explain the fortifications, annexations, water travel in a little more detail? i've never played this map

OP how are you coloring this when it's a jpg?

>East, for Amman

just a country

Fill Kalinigrad, spill Poland

March on Sisi, fill out the coast, and hopefully sweep south from Sisi to fill the southernmost habitable space (toward Luxor)

bonus senpai

If any spill fill Lithuania and Ukraine

can i join?
England fill UK

Joining as Turkey

Cunt name: Ottoman Empire
Color: Pink
Begin in: Istanbul

First turn for me, fill east of Istanbul in Turkey and then spill west.

I got you m8

sorry

water travel is by tile and takes two turn per tile. so if you roll a 10 each tile of water takes two from that.

im exporting from gimp

light blue btw

It k. Just want to make sure milk strong whenever.

Mutual NAPs, senpais?
We can respect the borders of our starting countries- I don't intend to expand into Saudi Arabia or Jordan.

Can one join? Zürich/Vaduz
Cyan
Name: "Eidgenossenschaft" short EG

Hey OP I'm going to be busy for a little bit so this is a pre-roll to fill Ukraine.

Assad respects KEK

if KEK wills peaces, then Assad wills it too

May our friendship be dubbed bountifull

Ok

Friendship confirmed bountiful!

waiting for echelon

added the new players btw

HES HERE

How about an alliance instead?

Yes, agreed

theirs no way I could refuse such an offer, seemingly from KEK himself

MUPDATE 2

With new Empires forming daily the race for domination picks up heat. with the sleeping giant now awake in Russia, time to conquer is surely now.

Take Porto and Lisboa. Spills go to Toulose.

fill UK especially those 2 cities south

Sieze Antioch from turkroaches, if spills march to ABu Kamal

>go south-east, take Avadabar I think... I can't read it

Fill up Bulgaria and head into Bucharest

to firenze and napoli if spill

Fill france around cities.

Kek in paris, alliance?

Fill Bern
Then go down towards Milano and Torino

Start to Squat as in followed by Glorious 5 year Plan or sent to Ivan approved Vacation Homes of Siberia.

Expand toward Nakhl, start expanding west along the coast if I secure it in a contiguous region.

Fill Poland, spill Lithuania and then Belarus.

Only count this if you don't count

Fill the western part of turkey, do not expand into Bulgaria. Spill into the east and annex Ankara.

Bulgaria, NAP?

lol go fuck yourself

Yes alliance granted

alliance?

TURKROACHES BTFO

BASED BORRIS

Make Anatolia Christian Again!

Ok, more nice Christian slaves for us

Make sure you check them in at the airport

Tension increases as the race for southern France begins. Turkroaches btfo by based Bulgarian. How can they even compete? Find out next mupdate
Note: make sure to add ALL bonuses to your name.

>tfw your oneitis is beheaded
>tfw no food
>tfw no job
>tfw you have to praise Allah and pretend it's all okay

ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF NORMIES

March on Almarj, then fill out the rest of old-order Egypt, north to south.