/SerieA/ in Europe thread

Rottura del legamento crociat' e mammt edition

You know the deal: ITT we discuss our teams during European matches, along with Serie A itself.

CL:
>31/10/17
A.S. Roma 3 - 0 Chelsea
Sporting CP 1 - 1 Juventus
>01/11/17
Napoli 2 - 4 Manchester City

EL:
>02/11/17
19:00 Apollon Limassol - Atalanta
19:00 AEK Athens - Milan
21:05 SS Lazio - Nice

Make sure to keep it comfy and prepare yourself for the incoming new international break.

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>NT break

no footy for two weeks after this weekend?

Second for la viola.

You just know

(yes btw)

>Rottura del legamento crociat'
well goodbye scudetto hopes for napoli

Napoli have officially confirmed that Faouzi Ghoulam suffered “a total rupture of his right anterior cruciate ligament”.

The left-back went off injured during last night’s loss to Manchester City, with the Algerian seen in visible discomfort while rubbing his knee.

It was immediately feared that he had suffered an ACL injury, something which reports this morning appeared to confirm.

“This morning Faouzi Ghoulam visited professor [Pierpaolo] Mariani [a noted knee specialist] at Villa Stuart,” a statement on the Partenopei’s website confirmed.

“The Azzurro defender was subjected to clinical examinations which reveal a total rupture of his right anterior cruciate ligament.

“Ghoulam will be operated on in the morning.”

A cruciate ligament injury usually requires at least four months on the sidelines

ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ ANDRÉ

GG lazio

>As expected, Ciro Immobile has been left out of the Lazio squad for tonight’s match with Nice.

The striker is suffering with a thigh strain, and Coach Simone Inzaghi confirmed in his Press conference yesterday that he was unlikely to feature against Les Aiglons.

“Immobile took a knock after Benevento, so he almost certainly won’t play tomorrow,” Inzaghi said.

“I don’t think I’ll call him up. We’ll evaluate everything with our staff, but he’s not definitely at risk for Sunday.”

Today the Coach has named his squad, and as expected the Italian international has not been included.

Nani and Felipe Caicedo are expected to start the game, and both are included in the squad.

Lazio squad to face Nice: Guerrieri, Strakosha, Vargic, Bastos, de Vrij, Luiz Felipe, Lukaku, Marusic, Patric, Radu, Crecco, Leiva, Luis Alberto, Lulic, Milinkovic, Murgia, Parolo, Caicedo, Nani, Palombi

Everyone is dying

porco dio
porca madonna
e tutti gli angeli ogbonna

Guys, a friend of mine from Napoli sent me this on tuesday to sing in the stadium:

>È martedì che gioia vera
>Pulirsi il culo con la scarpa bianconera
>O juventino ciucciapiselli
>di tutta quanta la famiglia Agnelli
>o juve merda, juve juve merda

What did he mean by this?
We did sing juve merda, but we do it for almost any team.

tell him you can't wash away colera simply with a scarf

Why would Icardi marry such an ugly whore?

Literally too young to know better. He will regret it big time in 5 years when her looks go to utter shit and there is no way back.

>being a star of your team at age 24
>not smashing everything that moves daily

The Leaonardi DiCaprio

>Implying his contract doesn't include a Ius Primae Noctis on all his teammates' wives

How do you Inter lads feel about Eder renewing to 2021?

>at least four months on the sidelines

four to six and that timer begins AFTER the surgery is completed, which only happens once the internal swelling has subsided. Godspeed man

t. user who retired in his twenties as a result of the exact injury

Is it true that if you don't operate you can still walk without any problem but you basically feel the knee like moving all around?

You can walk after a while, but you always have to be conscious of putting too much weight on the leg, or walking with your centre of gravity over the vertical plane, as the ACL (amongst other things) sort of prevents the tips of the femur and tibia from touching behind the patella, so any real compression (i.e. taking stairs two at a time) would really fuck you up.

Pretty good desu. I like Eder, he runs a lot and he works hard. I wish he would get more playing time but not instead of Icardi. I feel like he would thrive in Candreva's position.

probably because she was the shit when he was growing up and now he can fuck the chick he spent half of his childhood wanking off to

Guys, pls tell me.

Why was Perotti fingering El Sharaawy after the 2-0?

>Roma becomes CL powerhouse while Napoli fails miserably
I like this

t. Boris Yeltsin

That's a thing with south americans

Napoli is the definition of meme team

>tfw no jew-gf to watch Jewve smash Benisvento with

>tfw no anti-semitic lazio gf to hate kikes with

>tfw I’m on a tram with Ricardo Rodriguez

He got pretty mad desu and went >no you

based great worker.

AEK ATENE: Anestis; Vranjes, Cosic, Bakakis; Galo, Johansson, Simoes, Helder Lopes; Bakasetas; Christodoulopoulos, Araujo;
>MILAN: G. Donnarumma; Musacchio, Bonucci, Romagnoli; Borini, Locatelli, Montolivo, R. Rodriguez; Calhanoglu; André Silva, Cutrone;

4-0 stomp desu

for atene?

>343
What does the Shqiptar think about this?

FORZA INTER! MILAN A SHIT!

Apollon (4-3-3): Bruno Vale; Joao Pedro, Yuste, Alef, Vassiliou; Allan, Da Silva, Sachetti; Sardinero, Zelaya, Papoulis.
A disp. Kissas, Martinez, Angeli, Stylianou, Schembri, Jakolis, Maglica
>Atalanta (3-4-1-2): Berisha; Palomino, Caldara, Masiello; Hateboer, Freuler, Cristante, Spinazzola; Kurtic; Ilicic, Petagna.
A disp. Gollini, Castagne, Vido, De Roon, Gosens, Orsolini,Toloi

youtube.com/watch?v=leldEaz1vzA

Will history repeat itself?

Milan won that CL so I doubt it

Can /ourguys/ do it even without el papu?

I dunno man, Apollon Limassol is quite a threat

milan is lacking a gattuso

stream where

>mfw googled reddit sport streams
:^)

should i drop a cheeky bet on 0-0

>hakan milans number ten

topkek

yes

how about we behave like decent human beings and don't cause too much buttpain to the albanian tonight eh?

Why do they get so pissy when you call them shqiptars? Shqiperia is the name of their fucking country.

speaking of pain, do you have any preference to a serb club bro? maybe you despise all types of bianconeri ?

Ayy lmao

Check navixsport or /r/soccerstreams

only if the others slav country are ok with not bullying albania

It's literally the same as word nigger, not joking. They call themselves shiptars but when us (Serbs) use it they get super offended and don't like it at all since its very demeaning.

Yeah I like Red Star but honestly I am not emotionally invested into our football here at all. Its ridiculously corrupt, on top of being a literal mickey mouse tier league.
Also yes Partisan fans get incredibly bootyblasted when you mention Red Star's CL trophy. Incredibly bootyblasted.

ok so how many funds have we raised ? We need around 500 bln in the next month

Give me a good ragù recipe, lads.

This is unbearable to watch.

how do you go from this....

nice, anyway Mihajlović was a goat.
THE match is on in a bit

... TO THIS?!?!?!?

BBILAN BBILAN VAFFANCULO

Bin Laden's influence

running out of Mafia dosh to bankroll the team, most likely

>meanwhile, elsewhere...

thankfully el cut inside hombre comes in

bonucci is SO shit now
what the fuck went wrong?
dont say barzagli and chiellini, bonnie was good

no team cohesion/tactics

Ingredients for 5/6
50 gr. rolled bacon
200 gr. minced beef
200 gr. minced pork
1 carrot, 1 onion
1 celery stalk
2 ladles of meat or vegetable broth
1 tablespoon tomato puree
1 glass of red wine
butter
salt-pepper
200 ml tomato sauce

Preparation
Finely chop the carrot, celery and onion.
In a pan, melt a knob of butter and add the vegetables and the minced bacon. Cook, stirring, for about 10 minutes.
Add the minced meat and brown for a few minutes. When the meat ha taken color, blur with the wine and let it evaporate. When the wine is completely evaporated, add the tomato sauce, the tomato puree and a dipper of boiling broth.
Cook for about 1 hour and 30 minutes, stirring and adding boiling broth if the meat sauce were too dry. Add salt and pepper only at the end. The meat sauce must be sufficiently thick.

vegan diet imposed by the old Milan fitness coach (which due to this fact got promptly sacked one month into this season for fucking up the training camp in July)

LAZIO (3-5-1-1): Strakosha; Patric, de Vrij, Luiz Felipe; Marusic, Murgia, Leiva, Luis Alberto, Lukaku; Nani; Caicedo.
>NIZZA (4-4-2): Benitez; Souquet, Dante, Le Marchand, Jallet; Walter, Koziello, Mendy, Lees-Melou; Sneijder, Plea.

;P

>Ngadeu-Ngadjui M.

No idea, but I hope he keeps it up for the match against us next week.

Does M. stand for Mgajoi?

>us

International break

t. Vollrat Cammarota

Probably Mbakananga

>we are going to rape your sweden NT, prepare yourself

I am ready to be raped 0-1 after both legs.

Thanks, lad. Will try it tomorrow.

What does that mean in Swedish?

>meelan

>tfw players don't tuck their shirts in anymore

did Air Conditioning Meelan manage to get at least one shot on target?

Montolivo hit a post, so no

yeah the kebabman just shot at the keeper

...

Milan couldn't score a goal even if the opponent team was missing from the field

This match is putting me to sleep

Hope Lazio does better.

holy fuck the team is just as shit as ever

man, the commentators in AEK-Milan
>must be the worst match I had to watch in the whole year

At least I've got the GOAT commentary duo to listen to while watching it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FScWFU4aoG8

JUST

Nothing short of pathetic. This is inexcusable.

>its just apoel bro

8 Milan
6 AEK
4 Austria Wien
3 Rjieka

i liked montella last year but I want him sacked in the morning

raimundi>>>>>>the rest
youtu.be/pt47rX8YZIo

ata qualified. noice