Be Real Madrid

>Be Real Madrid
>Lose

>be Spanish
>have no job

>be Brazilian
>have no macacos for the sopa

>but i passed it sideways and backwards for the entire game! how come we didn't win, boss???

>be real madrid
>get anal raped
lmao

Nice ironic post. You're right. Toni Kroos, the World Cup and 3 times Champions League winner, is a fraud.

Why didn't they just try and win? It's only Tottenham.

"Vamos, Vamos!"

i honestly, genuinely believe so

come at me.

>be British
>see your country become a caliphate

Didnt clap hard enough

how?

what does he do that, for example, Sebastian Rudy or Jordan Henderson couldn't do? absolutely fuck all.

based zlatan does it again

...

weak 3/10

Kroos is the type of player that works in a well-functioning team full of world stars. Carrying a team on his own? Creating chances on his own? He's Özil-tier when it comes to dissappearing in big games and when it really matters.

>I'M MANAGING

this is my favourite meme

So is it like a German thing or like what is the explanation for those two disappearing like they do?

>choking when it truly matters

definitely a german thing

I don't know but I'm surely not proud that two of the biggest frauds in modern football are my compatriots