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'Scientists had to make thousands of calculations to create the (atomic) bomb and determine its effects...
Computeres and atomic bombs, both products of World War II, grew up together.'

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Nice title fuckwit

Yes, Hello. I have arrived.

Cheers mate.

Looks like the bullying has started early

Wait stop!
That's one of my many weaknesses!

me pinning you down

Who here having /pizza/ tonight?

Me shooting both of you.

l-let go of me! (please continue)

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How does Australia and New Zealand fit in with the Baltic nations?
Also, is there any significance to the country names ending in -ia?

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Wish one of you was in front of of me when I am training with the best sword in the world made by the the best Japanese craftsman the sword known as Katana
Would slash you up good

Nice, I'm glad there's some lore.

You can try.

I'm getting mixed messages here

You don't need all that.
Katanas were made from such garbage Japanese Iron that you could wear chainmail and be safe, you could even bend the swords with your hand.

I'll make it simple for you.
Do whatever you want to me.

*teleports behind you*

No future for ananas

"Western historians have said that katana were among the finest cutting weapons in world military history.[20][21][22]"

Okay *cuddles you*
proofs?

>Western historians
Listening to a bunch of weebs?
Rookie mistake

This is exactly what I was looking for

All swords bend you idiot, otherwise they would snap too easily.

>cutting
That is the thing. Try cutting through the full plate armor and you are not gonna make a dent on it.

That cutting would only work on armorless person

Stephen Turnbull (2012). Katana: The Samurai Sword. Osprey Publishing. p. 4.

Roger Ford (2006). Weapon: A Visual History of Arms and Armor. DK Publishing. pp. 66, 120.

Anthony J. Bryant and Angus McBride (1994) Samurai 1550–1600. Osprey Publishing. p. 49.

If you want to do some real damage on the armor, you have to use an axe, hammer, trebutchet or some similar weapon as the swords are not as effective.

>Wikipedia sources
I'm gonna trust the Frenchie on this one

Which is why swords, in most cultures, are side-arms and not main weapons. Even European swords are not made for fighting heavily armoured combatents.

Yes, exactly

*ties you up*
Now I can cuddle you better

I wouldn't resist...
But I'll do anything for cuddles

youtube.com/watch?v=RFu11mSutd0
hmmm

Must be a chink, so obsessed to see Japanese items fail.

Try cutting through chainmail with any sword, idiot.

Must be sad, a nation of thousands years of history and land-mass to be usurped by a island nation who isolated itself for two hundred years. Such is the patheticness of Chinese history.

I know you won't resist, you're mine now

Really makes me think...

me on the right
Now that I belong to you... what are you planning on doing!
n-nothing lewd I hope

STOOOOOOP

>ruled by Manchurians
>ruled by Mongolians
>needed USA to save it from tiny island nation
M-muh grandiose Han-Chinese history.

>China
emerging world leader
>japan
America's bitch

really makes you think

it mounted him like my gf (male) does

very erotic

I knew it, go back to China chinky. It's so amazing after all, right?

>negative interest rates
Makes me think

Ananas pizza with ketchup is the future

>Communism

The fact that you're willing to this autistically defend some obscure island nation half a world away is proof of some underlying mental issues. Reading this is pure cringe.

Honestly I hadn't thought that far ahead...

I'll just pet you for a bit until I figure out what to do

"Japan is the only nation in Asia that understands the principles and methods of Western civilization"
- Theodore Roosevelt.

I'll suck your dick, lick your ass. Whatever you want.

FUCKA YOU NIP DOG

APOLIGISE FOR NANKING YOU SMALL DICKED WHALE EATING FAGGOT
>state capitalism
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SUCK THE WHITE MANS DICK, NO WONDER THEY LIKE THEIR BITCH BOY JAPAN

what about lewd stuff like cuddling or handholding?

Ugh.

>I'll just pet you for a bit
You can do quite a bit more than that if you want...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
>propagandist participation in Internet discussions has become part of the Communist party officials' normal work.


(1) To the extent possible make America the target of criticism. Play down the existence of Taiwan.
(2) Do not directly confront [the idea of] democracy; rather, frame the argument in terms of "what kind of system can truly implement democracy.”
(3) To the extent possible, choose various examples in Western countries of violence and unreasonable circumstances to explain how democracy is not well-suited to capitalism.
(4) Use America's and other countries' interference in international affairs to explain how Western democracy is actually an invasion of other countries and [how the West] is forcibly pushing [on other countries] Western values.
(5) Use the bloody and tear-stained history of a [once] weak people [i.e., China] to stir up pro-Party and patriotic emotions.
(6) Increase the exposure that positive developments inside China receive; further accommodate the work of maintaining [social] stability.[36][37]

>tfw think i've responded to all necessary fb messages and work emails then remember that one friend from a week ago asking how i am on fb and that one work email for a job i don't really want to do
i HATE HATE HATE being a normie

>he thinks hes serious
This is a new low, even for Australia

It was kind of obvious in the last post desu.

no! that is fake!!! just for saying that I'm going to pee in every bottle of Coca-Cola (symbol of degenerite west) in my dairy and then sell them to disgusting white dogs

Chinks sure do like to own milk bars though. I've been privy to the information that they buy them and sit on them to gain citizenship, bloody chinks.

I've been gone for some time. Where are the Baltic posters? And why do you post so much anime?

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*does unspeakably lewd things to you*

Why do aussies and kiwis occupy balt just to do gay erp?
Can't they make their own general or go to brit and do this?

Oh no!
This is exactly what I've been waiting for my whole life.

We do both
>/brit/
Absolute normie cancer, no thanks
>own general
Not enough people desu

>be chink
>fail exam
>proclaim yourself the brother of Jesus
>start a rebellion that lasts 14 years and kills 30 million people

China, not even once

shut up or I'll hit you again

pets are supposed to talk. make some cute pet noises

*whimpers*
m-meow?

>be mao
>see sparrow eating grain that belongs to the people
>start a campaign to eradicate sparrows
>no sparrows to eat bugs
>massive famine
>40 million die

China, not even once

>summer
>hot and grey
>winter
>cold and grey
>spring
>cool and grey
Melbourne, not even once.

wew talk about taking school too seriously

>be Mao
>want to technologically advance your country
>start Great Leap Forward
>55 million people die

much better

now be a good pet and get up on my lap so I can give you a treat

*Crawls over to your lap*
purr~ purr~

>be Mao
>ask people to send in letters with criticism of the government
>they do
>you now have all their address
>purge all the critics

The absolute madman, how does he keep getting away with it

*pats your head*

*gently puts fingers in your mouth*
Good pet, now lick

*turns head sideways*
nya?
*nibbles softly on your finger tips*

*forces my fingers deeper into your mouth, making you gag a little*

*bites down*

How do we fix the gay problem?

*cowers in surprise*

It isn't something you can "fix"

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Yep...
Pretty much confirmed I'm a bottom with this

Very nice

youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY

>Very nice
Truly a great Australian artist.

Violence fixes everything.

>Australian artist
Surely you jest...

Sorry but I've got to get to sleep, so no more gay erp for now (much to the relief of everyone else here)

Of course you are

WHY DID IT FUCKING HAIL TODAY

Good night qt
best erp of my life

I'd rather drink rat poison than eat pizza with ananas

hello people

Alright lads, I think I'm off for the night as well.

goood night m80

Do it then, lol
Ask your group mates to tell you the wifi password

i want to shoot something deep inside ferris's butt.

hint; its my jizz

Can't blame you.