OFFICIAL HOC RANGERS @ BOLTS THREAD

TAMPA IS WHERE RANGERS PLAYERS GO WHEN THEY WANT TO WIN EDITION

>rags

Loaded up on thunderbug gifs for tonight boys

this is going to be bad

Congratulations in advance to The King for his second shutout of the season.

GET YOUR
>rags
OVER HERE

what in God's name are these purple jerseys?

>Hank has done very well against the Lightning
>Won 19 of 38 games
Hmmm

So original and funny you must write for Letterman

>rags

Cheers boys

You litterally live in the asshole of America

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>rags

Imagine actually having to live in Florida?

Ask all the snowbirds and transplants that

Sun, beaches, Publix and everything doesn't smell like piss. Truly suffering.

Imagine being a rag

Man that 2015 playoff run was fucking fun.

inb4 Tampa scores within the first two minutes

What is the fucking holdup in Tampa, jesus fucking christ just drop the puck already.

Lets go bolts

That wasn't in? i swear I saw it go in

I thought it was in too to be honest

post n out
>rags

guess we're not playing defense tonight

>that stick save that followed the PING

that was nicee

>red face crying because you got his
>Florida hockey

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why does vassy have a panther on top of his helmet?

Pics please

It's a "Bolts won't start playing until 3rd period" kinda night isn't it

feels like this whole game has been played in our zone so far

look the next time they zoom in on him. i tried to look it up but search just gave me his old buckets plus pic related

get a room faggots

>well we gotta take it one shift at a time obviously. They're a great team, we'll coached obviously. But you gotta get pucks deep, get pucks to the net, and win some hockey games

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>Lightning PP

This needs to be updated.

If you pretend it's the playoffs it kind of almost gets interesting watching

>Shattenkirk slashes or holds
Wow what a shocker

Just noticed myself, someone replace bishop with kucherov. Maybe Johnson with Hedman

t. transplant for 3 years

It's just as awful and everyone warned me it would be. I didn't want it to be. I wanted it to be the sunshine state 24/7 spring break it presents itself to be. Instead I got the literal asshole of this country where we keep our criminals and old people. Finally made it out but it took a while to save up. Feels like I survived a heroin ridden warzone.

How come the opposing teams have better scoring chances on our powerplays

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where did you escape to? your experience sounds similar to the current sentence i’m serving in shitifornia exchange old people for illegals though

how can one team be so
>rags
?

Hey at least neither team is the Islanders, negative goal differential on PP

Colorado, fortunately. For medical reasons of course.

I don't envy you whatsoever. My sister used to live in Carlsbad in a $1600/mo 1/1 in a bad part of town. That shit is ridiculous.

These fucking faggot refs are just asking for a dirty hit

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

>that attempted save

Vasy was so close to getting that too

nice i hope to be in the Midwest someday too. yeah i wouldn’t wish california on anyone

Should i watch the >rags stream or the blots stream? I don't give a shit about either team, i just want to watch the incoming BTFO

What in the fuck is Tampa doing? Jesus Christ.

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MSG has better graphics than Fox Sports Sun imo if that matters to you

no one cares faggot

i got a screenshot. at closer inspection, it might be a lion

Have the other teams finally caught onto Vasilevskiys technique and exploited his weaknesses?

Or am I just now realizing the weaknesses of our brand new starting rookie goalie?

whats his weakness

Calm down nigger i just want to know which stream is better

>literal thunderpussy

Wasn't he supposed to be a weak point for your team this season?

What weaknesses? The fucking defense leaves him out to dry all the fucking time that's his only weakness.

If you pull his mask off, he'd die

>vassy
>weaknesses
the blue line gave up like four breakaways and only got through on a 3-on-1 that was almost saved

that goal barely went in too

Ok, first of all BREATHE.

And I'd say that his biggest weakness right now is when they crowd his crease. It feels like most of the goals he lets in are because he's still recovering from the previous save (that required a weird angle to catch).

>what’s his weakness
every man’s weakness
Khazar milkers

(((High stick)))

>I only like calls that are favorable to my team

bitch cmon

vassy is playing great this game could be 2/3-0 right now

It got called on the bolts too, thats why I did it

Tampa is going to turn me back into an alcoholic.

Fast saved that one wew.

>10-2-1
>alcoholic
And I thought we were reactionary fans

>Hank playing the puck

Been watching since 97. Many a drink has been consumed.

Holy fuck the Bolts are pissy as fuck

Also lel at that raptors fan

The Bolts and >rags are scrapping like they're rivals

lots of angry washed up rangers on tampa

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Gourde with the TyJo handed goal

Scaaaaaaaaarrr

SACCCCCCCCCCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh look more terrible defense

Dotchin is starting to get pissed. I hope he doesn't do something stupid.

Hank and Stralman just laughing. God bless.

Close game

fuck you boyle has cancer.

Holden needs to be gotten rid of, he is just such a dingus. The second period showed it

>kanker man
>in tampa
um

>St Louis
>tampas sloppy seconds

>Falseflagging 101: how to catch a retard

Imagine being such a greedy shitbag that your team trades you despite the fact that the team is in first place and you are the captain

I'm talking about Ryan Callahan

Oh hes a great player. Thanks a bunch.
I absolutely love the guy, hes a great addition. Guess all he needed was a tiny raise to unlock that last level huh?

His production is virtually the same before and after his trade

>was watching baseball for the last few weeks so I missed the beginning of the rags season
>come into a great game
I'm happy to be back guys.