Tfw eating all of my kid’s candy while she’s at school

>tfw eating all of my kid’s candy while she’s at school

>having a girl
Kek she's getting plowed as we speak

what kind of school is still open at this time?

haha #blacked amirite fellow memer? gib high6 now down low on the flip side yo

>she
Lmao low test beta male detected. Your sperm wasn't strong enough to produce a son. If you don't kill her by the time she's 18 then you honestly should just kill yourself instead.

what kind of costume did she wear?

You should make this thread on Sup Forums

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how old is she haha?
can you post a pic of her feets lol?

have you tasted her Mounds yet?

Pedos. I hope you die.

i'm just curious

You too.
Disgusting filthy piece of shit.

I don't see the correlation? My daughter went as Moana, just wanted to compare notes.

this

>mad at da troof

Imagine how insecure you must be about your wifes daughter to post this

I bet you're fat. I feel so bad for kids with fat parents. Smh lose some weight man. Set a good example.

>having kids
Abysmal.

t. Nu-Chad

is BLACKED the CHAD fetish? fuck i had no idea i'm doing it all wrong

It's Chad because you shout orders at your bull

>DYEL high bf% manlet wearing tank top
>Chad
You have much to learn

no bullshit i dont fuck around teaching them how life operates because school sure the fuck wont so one of the things i do is "tax" a third of their candy outright, then charge additional taxes for renting the costume at 10 percent, bucket is 3, and an escorting fee of 15 percent for dragging their asses out and 5 percent gas tax

So I end up with two thirds when all is said and done, pretty much like real life

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great minds do think alike

No u

Excellent post.

>implying this thread has anything to do with sports

Rulecuck.

Nothing wrong with a father taking what is rightfully his, and then some.

>having a daughter
>craving sugar

Lmao confirmed for low test soyboy. Good luck raising a future cumdumpster for niggers.

she learned about socialism by getting the free candy. hes just teaching her how to be a joo.

>tfw ate all my nephews Peanut Butters cups

I feel bad, I didn't touch anything else. Skittles,Snickers,Smarties. But if I see Reese's I'm eating them.

I hope you didn't touch his twizzler

>he thinks you have to lift to be a Chad

Lmaoing @ ur life gymcel

>>>/reddit/

>spending energy, money, and time picking heavy things up and putting them down
Imagine being so much of a brainlet this sounds appealing to you lmao

>tfw didn't eat any candy this Halloween
Cutting sucks, thank god I'll be done before thanksgiving
Also
>feelio when willie appears bigger from losing 20lbs

>tfw spent all my holiday money on booze and spent all my time in a drunken haze with some sleazy bitch

You're a mean daddy! >:-(

Jamaal is giving her some sweets so don't worry about it

>be