ITT: Players that turned into "The Next Messi" when pretended by Halal Muslim

Posting the classic that started it all

What the fuck happened to this guy? Ebola?

I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often considering how many footballers require surgeries

Gangrene

krokodil

Spanish """""healthcare"""""

he actually got the surgeries in sweden

Couldn't they have grafted the skin from somewhere that didn't have a tattoo?

Wait, so what happened

Over 8 surgeries so they wouldn't have to amputate

his daughter's name too
surgery on ankle, the wound didn't heal. massive infection that went on for months.

I miss him so much lads

wtf is that? a tatoo?

motherfucker all your oldies went to spain cause our healthcare is great

Christ, does he still have a chance of coming back? I wouldn't want to put strain on that "ankle".

infection? what the hell, did they operate in the open?

probably a somali doctor

this is unironically plausible

imagine how fat he is now

There are no somali doctors.

Somalis live off of welfare checks (all the women do), or work as buss drivers.

Arsenal are such betas.

>s-sure, you had one good game 6 years ago so we'll keep paying you a 100k a week contract til you get back to your best buddy aha

Not even entirely Wenger's fault, the whole club is fucked.

i was wondering what happened to him

so why do you keep working and paying taxes? your nation hates you, stop feeding the machine

I don't think he'll play again.

he was on par with Silva when he played

>get tendon rupture
>get surgery in 3rd world sweden
>gangrene infection
>they rip out the tattoo on his arm for extra skin
>doctor tells him he should be happy if he can ever walk again
>the absolute fucking state of sweden

He ded
>Having not played since October 2016, it was revealed in November 2017 that doctors had told him he should be "satisfied" just to walk again after he contracted gangrene following an operation. Despite eight operations, the wound did not heal and became infected. Cazorla told Spanish newspaper Marca the infection had "eaten" the Achilles tendon on his right leg, adding: "There was eight centimeters of it missing." Despite several successful antibiotic treatments, there were fears the former Villarreal and Malaga player could lose his leg because of a blood infection. His last operation was a reconstruction of the Achilles tendon on 29 May, with doctors grafting skin from his left arm - featuring a tattoo - to his right ankle.

I miss the cringy way EPL guys pronounced CATHORLA

it's worse when you hear Naingollan like NINE GOLEM

>literally le penalty man

Are you talking about Wilshere?

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We have the best hospitals in the nordics