Roomie is a nignog. What do?

My roommate assignment just went up and I've a dindu as my roommate, what the hell do I do? There's no changing rooms either and I don't know if I can make it pol...

Maybe you can unleash roaches in the dorm and then report it, so you can be reassigned somewhere else.

Disclaimer: this post is satire, I do not condone vandalism

Befriend your groid and drop him the redpill

He might not be smart enough or just too plain ignorant to understand but try to shape him into being a tolerable person.

Do as Christ would, lead by example.

It depends on if he's a typical groid or one of the more nerdy introverted ones that love anime and shieet
If he brings a herd of his 'pals', get outta there

He's a thug from what I can tell so far, can't tell you how he got into college

Lol get ready to out locks on EVERYTHING you own and for them to find ways you never imagined to still destroy your shit

Buy a pocket knife and keep it with you. Keep all your shit locked up at all times.

Hang a confederate flag above your bunk and tell him that bottom bunk is his, also don't drop soap in shower.

Bring back a Klan outfit in a laundry basket and tell him all about your super secret big-boys club.

wear a MAGA cap, put a framed picture of Trump on the kitchen counter and blast Johnny Rebel on speakers every day.

Find out if he smokes weed, when he asks why, say you want some weed

are you 18? it happens to most college freshmen.

PROTIP: get a large friend group have them chill drink and play videogames in your room. the black kid will go find some black friends and do whatever nigs do in their room.

Move out. Not worth it. Time for white flight.

Think about how far we've fallen when a white brother has to live with a nigger. It's shocking and absolutely terrible.

>Sup Forums Goes to School: The Movie
this is going to be an autism extravaganza

Get sound-proof headphones and/or earplugs immediately. Niggers are the fucking noisiest people on the planet. They scream like chimps at random occasions. They are going to play their shitty music 16 hours a day, 7 days a week. And their nigger friends/nigger girlfriends are just as bad.

(I know, I know, #notallniggers, but certainly most of them)

Stay safe. I know someone who got into an argument over cleaning, and the nignog roommate chimped out, hit him hard and kept punching him in the head while he was down on the ground. At a good school too. Nignog got probation only, and then a good job after graduation. No penalty, really, for sending a white guy to the hospital.

Got to prepare to deal with feral nigger retards.

They are filthy little animals. We fuck them up, too. :)

Rape him first to show your dominance

Make sure to make a thread in a year when all your shit is gone missing and he's fucked the place up. If you're still alive.

Niggers stink so I hope you don't have a sensitive nose. Some of them are absolutely disgusting.

>Americans live on their university campuses

Fap in the corner while he fucks the hot blonde from your class, you hopeless dork.

Rape him, no other choice

Bring white girls into the dorm for him to fuck bareback while you watch.

the leaf, everyone.

Stop posting on this board until you're out of school and an adult. That's your first step.

This kekor this

This too, would be hilarious, especially with before and after photos.

A funny idea would be to redpill him into moving to chicago and taking responsibility for his race and putting an end to it.

Purely satire what you do with this information is up to you and I am not responsible

Put little padlocks on absolutely everything you own.

Maybe he's actually a nice guy and you should let an individual speak for themselves.

The moment he starts getting stupid bust him in the mouth with a padlock or some keys

Id say let him know on the downlow you carry but your college is probably a liberal shithole

Dude, im telling you just bust him in the nose and choke his ass. Its the only way they respect you.

This is only if he starts shit. Youll know when it happens

do you have a pillow? is he sleeping? I think you know what to do.

Put padlocks on the padlocks.

Calm the fuck down, OP. If you're in college with some sort of thug nigger, you must not be too bright either...