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Luxembourg FM edition

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remainers=remoaners
It's just factz

thoughts?

Hello

going to Holland and Germany, pissed off about the exchange rates but still don't regret brexit tbf

puttering at this

are you a girl

anime

America is on the decline

>drinking alone again
>tfw no gf

want to hug her

*enters thread*

the gf

How do I get a girl off the street to kick me in my balls for money?
What do I need to say to them exactly to put them at ease and follow me to say the asda stairwell or the car park at a local park?

I'd get down on my knees so she wouldn't have to lift her leg that high to kick me
What do I need to say to them?

watcha drinking senpai i'm drunk too

me on the left

>THE asda

what are some good subreddits I can binge read the top posts of?

michael caine what a lad

DONT WANT
TO GO
TO THE GYMMMMMMMMMMM


alan are you here? need some motivation pl0x

kick me in the balls please

got my mates hot gf to kick me in the balls when we were all a bit shitfaced. Get a bit turned on by thinking about it now desu.

>>the mogg
>secretly conspires with his banker/hedge fund manager mates to asset strip UK PLC once the economy turns to shit, while fooling gullible proles into thinking he's a top bloke.

>the people who voted for it were either selfish and mercenary profiteers, uneducated racist mongs, or clueless twits


sorry lads, are you lost? This isn't /r/unitedkingdom, nor is it the comments section of the Guardian!

I present to you the best music artists of the last 1000 years

>either you're buying stuff that has chemicals/preservatives and whatnot in it that you're allergic to or just don't agree with
its probably this. I don't drink much. maybe I just have a small stomach? should I eat before drinking?

where you going?

glen's vodka straight out the bottle
ultra grim

fuck off reddit cunt

r/bestoflegaladvice
r/weakpots
r/insanepeoplefacebook
r/iamverysmart
r/cringepics

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lucky bastard, did she laugh, hesitate and apologise afterwards or did she kick you really hard?

*putters*

Amsterdam>Utrecht>Bremen>Hamburg

fucking hell

>want to go to tesco to buy a bottle of vodka
>loads of teenagers hanging out outside the front doors smoking and shouting
>turn around and go home
>getting the shakes now because i have no alcohol

...

hmm
not sure this is a website i want to be visiting tbqh

it's not Sup Forums either. fuck off.

shes amazing FUCK

y not munich

idk about you lad but all the cider here has something called preservative 204, absolutely rapes my stomach even after one, it also could be lactose remnants
eating directly before drinking will just make you drink slower because you've got no room but if you eat 2-3 hours before drinking you'll not get as drunk quicker and have a slightly more endurable hangover
why no mix lad?

>reeeeee leave my echo chamber alone!!!!!1 mean lefties!!!!!!!!!

because i've lost control of my life

wonder if people making posts like this think they're funny or clever

What do you think of Alan's boyfriend ?

nice.

>never been to one of them and now I feel like a piece of shit

OPINION:
tiny "rabbithutch" apartments are grim and fucking depressing as shit.
if you want to make small accomodation, dont even fucking pretend that its suitable for having guests round with a desultory shoebox-sized living room. I think that small accomodation should COMMIT to being small, and should be nipponese-style capsule rooms. Lets be honest, nobody is going to use these apartments except for sleeping and wanking anyway, its pointless to pretend differently. Give each block a shared communal area for hanging out and stop the pretension.

where did you find the full photo?

yeah but at least lose control in comfort
just git a bit of juice or summat lad

she laughed but she's quite petite so didn't get much power behind it. It sill bought me to my knees though.

>barely get drunk but get a very painful stomach like I'm going to explode
wtf this happens to me
eventually if I keep drinking I just let out a gigantic burp that sometimes has a bit of sick in, then i'm completely fine

I dont deserve a nice tasting drink

Ladies all across the world
Listen up, we're looking for recruits
If you're with me, let me see your hands
Stand up and salute
Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots
Representing all the women.
Salute, salute!

>brings up politics
>tells others to go to Sup Forums
screaming

...

Nice

he posted it on /fr/

also wish you a good time of course.

work gave my a certificate for not missing a day in 500 days

if you want to be a good little redditor and whine about brexit, here's a link for you: reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom

it just looks out of place here, lad

>a
>fucking
>certificate

Bisexual, Pansexual, Queer, Woman, Single, 5’ 4”, Overweight

Speaks English, Dropped out of University, Agnostic (but it’s not important)

Smokes sometimes, Drinks socially, Omnivore, Doesn’t have kids, Cancer sign

wow a whole certificate. they must really value you.

work gave me a card at christmas

POST MORE 80s GIRLS

Romans 3:23 lad we're all cretins
take it easy on yourself, your punishment will come in other ways
>Agnostic (but it’s not important)
>radical centrism
>nottim portant
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand dorpped

want a big storm outside to feel comfy lads

Kek

went there last year
I was only supposed to go to 2 cities but it's ended up like this
only doing 1 night in each apart from Hamburg for 2

Channel 4 still going on about Grenfell. STILL no questions over how many illegals were living in the tower and extrapolating that out to other rented properties across the country

when I was at B&Q they gave me a 4 pack of carlsberg for being a good drone
I was happy to get it

I watch a lot of television. I like The Office (US), Supernatural, TWD, Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, Impractical Jokers (US) and Rick and Morty. I love Botched.

I have listened to the same five albums, give or take, for ten years and have no intentions of branching out. You can't save me. I have no interest in discussing music unless all other topics have been absolutely exhausted.

why don't they care as much about the survivors of terror attacks as they do about the people in grenfell tower who are now set for millions upon millions of pounds?

Is Grenfell our 11/9?

Co-worker was talking to me about that pewdiepie drama and he used the n word in convo while this fat women from HR nobody likes was eavesdropping so now they're setting up disciplinary procedures and want me to write a statement. Fuckintg hate work lads.

which five alb's lad

losing to iceland in the euros desu

oozes leftypol

listening to rickandmortywave

third eye status: non-existent

Why have I wanted my bollocks crushed by a woman since I was little?

it's worse because most of the victims of 9/11 were white

nah, the government was actually responsible for grenfell

brexit was a mistake

I like ballbusting as a meme but just can't understand the appeal irl
getting hit in the bollocks really hurts

dont post my facebook messages on /brit/ mate

normdrone at work is proud of the fact that she has her sons christmas stockings sorted already

t. crusty virgin

Sick of politics.
Would love an absolute monarchy guided by the church

I've punched myself in my balls no end of times and tied them up and squeezed them till I felt sick when I've wanked in the past, don't understand why it gets me off

fridge fuel can't melt commie blocks

inferiority complex

>HR

why do they exist again?

think it's something to do with female domination

...

Seriously in love with this bird
youtube.com/watch?v=nD9WmcKM96o

not him, but brexit will probably not result in any material benefit to the UK.

At worst it could be a crisis, at most optimistic it could be a minor inconvenience.

People voted for brexit out of sentiment, not to actually gain anything and that is why brexit will probably not really better anyone's life in any tangible way.

Endorphins

Virgin

To resource the company's humans