/heem/; steroids

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>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

>saves life
What?

this is the thread

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He’s talking to himself again...

Grow up.

GREAT POST

Who are you talking to?

Find gainful employment.

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>not talking to yourself

sad

Post your face when Bisping drops out and Johny takes his place and retires GSP for second time.

Cuck Thomas interviewed DC about GSP’s wrestling
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Awesome DC interview with Luke Thomas,

youtube.com/watch?v=DYqR7CirX1E

i hope the ref is merciful in rose vs JJ. JJ has no KO power but she will ruin rose face if it goes 5 rounds :(

Did Paulo overtake Luke Rockhold as p4p most attractive UFC fighter?

No one is going to watch your smug liberal asskissing show, Luke

he's already fighting that night, this isn't Japan in 2000

Too bad Rose is gonna armbar JJ.

Bader vs. Vassell
Macfarlane vs. Ducote
Freeman vs. Awad
Davis vs. Leite
Ruth vs. Dempsey

>one title defense
>3rd longest title reign in the division
You realize that's not a good thing, right?

How on earth is gsp the favourite when all the expert betters all say Bisping will win?

nice "life" ya got there
get a job wmma spammer.

how the fuck usada pass that

>bellator

>obsessed with Cynthia Calvillo
>puts a picture of her as a baby on the top right
pedo trash

>Beautiful children

O rly?

Doesn't matter, he's getting slept by riggu either way.

Dana BTFO tattoos

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Jonny that fat piece of shit making excuses before he got on the scale

only 12 real mma fans in heem. sad

Get a job

>Punishes steroid abusers
people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

heem is casual central mang

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Darsh Bader
Macfarlane
Freeman
Davis
Ruth

hendricks has lost his k.o. accuracy, the fight is gonna be 1st round borrachinha going full hulk, hendricks surviving with wrestling, 2nd round borrachinha gassed and bigg rigg wrestling fucking him for the last 2 rounds, winning by dec

same

1 day, 8 hours, 46 minutes until you die

if that dude wasnt a UFC fighter he would probably just be an unemployed alcoholic on a farm who beats his wife and children

Where the ring girls at?

bader
Macfarlane
Freeman
Davis
Dempsey

i really like this meme. thanks for keeping it up. helga posting could be a top heem meem

brazil = dump
brazilians = filthy animals

Colby bless

Pissbing
NoDad
JJ
Thompson
BiggPigg

Where is the new MS picture of wonderboy?

Sights on whittcan

Leave Johny Alone!

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hmmmm

that clears that up, Wonderboy has never been to Sup Forums

UFC 217 Embedded Episode 5: youtu.be/X38QOJHGGY0

Bisping looks like shit

Abs don't win fights, Georges.

why is he sucking in? beta move

the natty limit

mike brown is stealing my mommy!

kek

ITT: we rank the UFC's divisions by quality, depth and number of interesting matchups right now.

1. Welterweight
2. Lightweight

Power gap

3. Bantamweight
4. Featherweight

Power Gap

5. Middleweight
6. Heavyweight
7. Flyweight
8. Women's strawweight

Power Gap

9. Light Heavyweight
10. Women's bantamweight

nah

Bader
McFarlane
Freeman
Leite
Ruth

georges looks so fucking slow

TJ naming his son Bronson Dillashaw. If that kid doesn't turn up manlet, he'll be the Chadest Chad ever.

As long as you also know I could tap you out

>Renzo throwing Firas around

Just gave me an idea will make one later tonight

1.HW

Powergap

99999. The rest

Shrewd bets but I think Bisping is going to win.

In the gym where I go there are so many dudes who have a better body than TRTitor in his prime. Even some Yoel Romeros walking around. Are those motherfuckers all juicing or can you get an Adonis body more easily if you just lift weights without doing actual sports?

Sorry lad GSP is getting heemed. Legends get ring rust too.

Not allowed to juice anymore

drumpf btfo

so is this guy natty? will brazilians ever amount to anything without cheating?

Which fighter, if you had to pick one, would you choose to die a horrific death today?

not a chance in heck, they all on steroids, creatine and HGH

Why wouldn't he be natty?

Only way to naturally achieve that physique is in conjunction with an absolutely perfect diet and cardio. So 99% of them are probably on something.

WW
LW
FW
MW
BW
LHW
HW
FLW-WBW-WSW in a 3-way tie for last place

UFC's heavyweight division is garbage though.

none of them you weirdo

*inhales*
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH

Any fanzants in here?
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that really puts it into perspective johnson is literally a midget and amanda nunes is as ugly as joanna

Not really

Chile is a yuge fan of PVZ

How much does your underwear weigh?

Maybe Howdy Honda Housey.

t. manlet

pvz qt

Johny has lost it, that whole rant before weighing in was crazy as fuck. I'll be 100% shocked if he wins tomorrow

EASY MONEY
EASY LIFE

none of your bizness

no way hes winning

I think it might help him, he's tapping into his inner desperation

post it

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THOUGHTS

okay that makes me feel better about myself. Was beginning to think I have the shittiest genetics by looking Bispingesque

good luck man

cringe