FA Cup: Hyde Utd vs MK Dons

8th tier vs 3rd tier of English football
On BBC 2 from 19:30
bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/41492207

Fuck it, this'll do.

>Hyde United changed from red to light blue and dropped the "United" for 5 years because Man City wanted them to
>Milton Keynes are an absolute abortion, less said about them the better

Shit.

Already a thread:

Hoping MK Dons get a 'hyde'ing tonight.

>3 threads
wew

Fucking hell we're keen aren't we

This one has the most replies, let's just use this.

Retards can't use the catalog

Yeah let's not bicker lads, this isn't the earliest thread but might as well stay here.

Literally no good outcome.

Should i bandwagon sutton or bromley for the fa cup?

>throwing flares on a plastic pitch

Got to support Hyde, they must have been desperate to do the City thing.

>it's a "non-league club bends over for bookies' money" episode

Truth is there were no threads when I began hand crafting the OP, but i'm a slowcoach

This because of Stoke and Forest being at home?

Hereford or Shaw Lane (Aquaforce).

>burning your own pitch, paid for by City Football Gr

Fuck

There my two closet teams

reminder that Hyde is the hometown of Harold Shipman and the Moors Murderers

m8 pretty much every team in football is bending over for bookies' money now. What is it, like 11 teams in the PL have a bookmaker as their main sponsor?

The PL bends for asian bookies lower leagues bend for english bookies

qt physio. won't be long before she gets a transfer to a pl club

Sad isn't it. I'm sure bigger teams could live without as much prize money, they could spread it out more so they didn't have to whore themselves out.

COME ON THE HYDE

BLACKED

phwooar would feign a LOT of injuries at Hyde with that slag at physio

Hope Shaw Lane beat that fat cunt Steve Evans tomorrow, also Shaw Lane are a good bunch of lads

Lot of admiration for Hereford, great example of a phoenix club.

Guessing here but is that the only 2 tier stand in non league football?

Fans have stuck with them too, getting a lot of support down in those leagues as well. Hope they make it up back to the Football League.

I think i'll go with bromley
Palces little sister desu
u21 and womens play their

MK Dons will beat Hyde in the same fashion that Trevor Sinclair beats his wife.

Only done a little research, Stockport have one I think. Not sure if maybe Wrexham do.

I love hearing about their day jobs

Non-league = best league

Yeah you're right for both, although its only two tiers where it's just split for the gangway entrances

This pitch looks to be in perfect condition.

I was saying to my dad whilst City were being shit on Tuesday, can't wait for us to go bust so I can spend my Saturdays going to places like Penistone Church FC and Hemsworth Miners Welfare FC.

I was only half joking.

Wish I had surround sound speakers or whatever its called now for maximum comfy. You could make your own bovril as well.

apart from the burn obviously
probably paid for by man city

Thanks.

>Penistone
Where do you live exactly?

>Notts County already being battered

>melted pitch

Didn't know so many awful people came from Hyde.

Hull m8, just used Penistone as they're in the NCEL which is our local "regional" league before it goes North/South/Isthmian Premier.

You better not be homophobic on this board of tolerance

Surely they have a spare bit lying around they could've just patched in, like when you get offcuts when a carpet gets fitted.

...

No fun allowed. Fuck you MK Dons.

oh ok didn't realise they travelled that far within the same league

1-0 McDons

robbie neilson

the next alex neil

Plastic team winning on a plastic pitch. Poetry.

classic image

Reminds me of an MLS game. Franchise team playing on a fake pitch.

This match would be cool to be on acid, those fireworks looked great.

It was Hyde who had that remarkably bad season in the conference a few years ago, right?

It was indeed

My sides a flare lit the plastic pitch on fire

...

>"homophobia is sexist to women"
I hate this annoying cunt

>38 defeats
>119 goals conceded

...

Vardy didn't score in that match though
t. Lesta

why would a man city fan want a commemorative scarf of a 3-1 defeat anyway?

>half and half

The growing cuck market

I don't understand why people do a lot of things.

FACT: South londoners are the most powerful race in the world

>not supporting multiple teams

What are you, a fanlet?

>inb4 free kick rasped into the top corner

>getting interviewed by Clemmy mid-game

Oh fuck off BBC

Is this MK's A team i dont follow championship?

Maybe he's not a plastic glory supporter?

what happend to british football on spee
this would be on its seccond thread 2 years ago

They're in league one (division 3)

They're midtable League One. Not sure but I think so, surely Agard, Aneke and EEL are first team anyway.

Should get rid of the league cup and dump every team into the fa cup first round

*League One

More or less. This is a standard League One line-up, not the strongest XI possible but only two or three players off it. Swap Brittain and Walsh for Golbourne and Wootton and it's a Championship-tier defence.

Game over.

No fun allowed any more.

Just had a chuckle remembering peak van laal

>spontaneous live interviews with randoms in the crowd

kek

/r/ing the Dons-Manure scoreboard image

Agree.

Also would enjoy an national teams equivalent of FA Cup all in at the first round. Except for necessary byes to make the numbers work.

>still speaking to him while walking away

>pitch on fire again

trying to get the game called off.

...and it's ogre.

Salt inbound from butthurt 'muh fuck modern football', 'muh franchise scum', 'muh AFCW' football SJWs.

that would be things that football conservatives/traditionalists say, kind of the opposite of SJW

Pitch is too nice. Non-league teams should have a shit-heap pitch to give themselves a chance against league opposition.

Should resemble a freshly ploughed field

Now it’s just freshly burnt. Belongs in Bradford.

>traditionalism is "SJW"

Have you spent the afternoon sniffing marker pens?

Get to fuck.

It's not been burnt by acid though

It's weird but while you'd think it'd be the natural rhetoric of traditionalists and conservatives those types always usually turn out to be massive raging antifa/hipster left type faggots.

>PRAWN SANDWICHES
lol fucking weird old man

Pete Winkelman looks like the type of person who's got a few 1970s skeletons hiding in his closet.

more anarchist/punk than hipster left

Here ya go

In that case I'm a walking contradiction. I'm a hipster leftist faggot who wants less cancerous foreigner diving in English football and thinks there's too much of a stifling health and safety culture around football attendance now.

was that when Dele Alli was playing for them?

yes.
And will griggs was there too, and on fire.

Predictions of the final teams?