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need me a non-white gf but she has to be hot
aussie bum
You realise God is black women right?
Stay slept
my kinda edition
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I am god.
love how religious cucks have reduced god to a shitty god-of-the-gaps just to hold on to their dwindling relevance.
anime
men are kicking a ball lads
I REPEAT
men are kicking a ball
you cannot prove a god exists therefore I shan't waste my time on silly indoctrinations like religion
Slagatha Christie
anime
fuck me
zoombinis
lego island 2
safari biathlon
tell me when they put the thing in the thing
homosexuals
>3% of the population
>55% of hiv carriers
>82% of syphilis cases
>20% of hbv cases
>37% of anal cancer
>78% have an STD
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>NED = me
>others = y'all
you
>a fucking nerd lmao
puttering at the unlucky runts who post after the new
Does anyone remember that 3D lego puzzle game where you're in the lego studio and you have to talk to lego people and find a key but when you put the key in a door, the game crashes?
america is reddit the country
Have decided I will not be going to freshers on account of me being too shy
>you can get mcdonalds delivered to your door
what a time to be alive
this is
>10% luck
>20% skill
>15% concentrated power of will
>5% pleasure
>50% pain
>100% reason to remember the name
you mean canada
do NOT make this mistake you FUCKING idiot
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
ah I see you will be dropping out in a years time
*upvotes your post*
germany is ghæy
Enjoy having 0 friends for the rest of your time at university -- I mean life.
Go to fresher's mate. Take it from me it's good to make friends early
>actually skipping freshers
You should go, m8. You're never going to get over your shyness unless you force yourself into social situations and try and make the best of them.
Moved by so much suffering Christ not only allows himself to be touched by the sick, but he makes their miseries his own: "He took our infirmities and bore our diseases." But he did not heal all the sick. His healings were signs of the coming of the Kingdom of God. They announced a more radical healing: the victory over sin and death through his Passover. On the cross Christ took upon himself the whole weight of evil and took away the "sin of the world," of which illness is only a consequence. By his passion and death on the cross Christ has given a new meaning to suffering: it can henceforth configure us to him and unite us with his redemptive Passion.
can I get away with going to freshers if I'm 24 years old? I'm technically a post-graduate fresher
WEED-MEN of /brit/
does alcohol combo well with weed? asking for a mate
GAY-MEN of /brit/
does bumming mix well with weed? asking for myself
yes
skipping freshers, didnt like it last year
loot crate just came in
yeah, love getting rat arsed when high
but it kills your brain cells no end try and limit to once a month maybe
fuck off freak no one goes to freshers it's not important
nonce
yes mate
WEE-MEN of /brit/
does poo combo well with wee? asking for a mate
only if you start smoking first really
don't get utterly wasted then start blazing
yes
all 5 times ive smoked weed have been just after a nice bumming and its been lovely
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How do you make friends though?
Do you just walk up to people and demand a friendship?
It's impossible.
Get some alcohol and cocaine into your system and go, faggot.
alri grandad
cheers lads have a (You) on me
That's how you swiftly remove someone
who else /volcel/ here?
I WANT MUZZIE GF NOOOOOOOOW
are you not living with people?
Watching the video for this song
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made me horny so i looked up "victorian stockings" on pornhub and sat stroking my cock intently for half an hour before closing out because im on nofap
doesnt count right?
Hahah manlet
just bee urself
ITS BLOOD
OH MY GOD
THERES-
THERES BLOOD IN THE BOX
skipped freshers this year
the pet leaf is sleeping
anyone else going all in on low-priced ETH while all the dabbling runts panic?
when will they learn?
Walk up to people and show them your :DDDD
Literally no better feeling than being off your nut on a multitude of drugs in a social setting with peng women about
FACT
lads what are the best tinder alternatives that don't require facebook
Same x
No
evening lads
doing a think
I'm living with parents. Not going to pay out of my arse for accommodation
Took my first selfie of like over 10 years to register for this stupid airbnb site lads
Just want to not be homeless why do I need a normie "profile"
yeah, i've often stroked myself to a full erection just to admire my large cock, as long as you don't cum you're still good
>in other countries, companies pay your commuting expenses
>in this country, you have to pay to travel to work
why is the UK such a backwards shithole
did you have any nonce teachers in school? my pe teacher always used to come into the showers to make sure we were washing, bit weird desu
i pretended to be a real party-animal normie for 2 weeks and made friends in my flat who i am still friends with.
literally the day freshers ended i was back to playing video games and being lazy, but since i made friends during freshers they invited me out on weekends, to birthdays and to friends-of-friends parties. putting your self-hatred and shame aside for one or two weeks will pay off in an infinity of ways.
Go To Freshers And Talk To People.
are you in halls?
had a really fucking weird dream lads, still feel uneasy about it
there was a headless girl, like a fleshy mannequin but real, naked in my apartment bent over, she was pale and had a fit body but when I tried to hold her she moved like that QWOP game, I went to the bathroom to put on a condom and was going to fuck her but felt really guilty and when I came out of the bathroom I woke up
belief in god is a totalitarian belief. it is the wish to be a slave.
it is the desire that there be an unalterable, unchallengeable, tyrannical authority who can convict you of thought crime while you sleep. who can and must subject you to a total surveillance around the clock every second of your life. not even your life. it applies before you were born and for eternity after your death. a celestial north korea. but at least you can fucking die and leave north korea.
does the bible or the koran offer you such freedom in death? No. the tyranny, the misery, the utter ownership of your entire being, the smashing of your individuality - all just begin when you die. its a wicked and evil preachment.
who wants this to be true? who but a slave desires such a ghastly fate?
fuc
your commuting expenses aren't tax deductible? literal third world country
who /glasgow/ here?
pics haha x
'sheed
Wow, truly awful
alri
another school shooting in yankland lads
alri Crumb
>are you in halls?
yes
Still don't understand how the moment of friendship occurs though.
Just be yourself is not good advice.
Every single friend I made from the age of 3-18 has been with me making a single friend when I was three and him introducing me to another to another to another.
At Uni you know nobody.
look forward to my "cope" post in response to this a year from now
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cheers for the novels lads
Alri Hitchens
not I
t. /edinburgh/
Might buy a 'Huawei'
Shame Chinese UIs are unbelievably horrific and ugly, stuck in 2004
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FOP
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There is a saying that goes "Those who plant dates do not harvest dates". This is because date palm trees take 80 or 90 years to bear fruits.
Once a young man met an old man planting dates and asked: "Why are you planting dates when you know you will not harvest them?".
Slowly the wise old man turned to the young man and said with a smile on his face: "My son, go eat a fat dick. This is my land and I'll plant whatever the fuck I want."
fuck off tan bastard
hello do you want to be my best? :)
>one dead