You wake up tomorrow morning as a member of the nationality you hate most

>You wake up tomorrow morning as a member of the nationality you hate most

What do?

kill myself because I would rather die than be an am*rican

swede?
just because if gay were nationality...

kill myself because I would rather die than be an r*ssian

What if I hate no one?

>muslim
not a nationality
>nigger
not a nationality
>arab
not even this is a nationality desu

Get in my BMW and drive zum arbeit I guess

I can't decide if I hate Serbs or Albanians more.

albanian, turk, dutch and greek

Get shot.

russian?
just because if aids
were nationality...

Ruin the online reputation of the nationality by doing my best to make people hate me online while making a point of where i'm from at all times.

>what do?
Poo in the streets obviously

nothing changes

kill myself because I OD on depression med as a dane

>Latvian

Immediately shoot myself

this

Literally this. Exactly what I was gonna write.

I guess I'll suck nigger dick then.
When in Rome.

Don't think there's a nationality that I genuinely hate, but i'd be disgusted if I woke up a member of any non-Anglosphere nation.

There is just something subhuman about them.

Play Euro Truck Simulator after work

Adapt to my new culture and become a serial killer because fuck Am*ricans

This, even though I wouldn't mind being Norse, everything else just seems like a step down in quality.

>become disgusting Arab
>go to Germany and use their weakness for myself with fickificki and gibs me dat

Migrate to Sweden, get free Eurobucks and become a neet while having 8 children a year so the Swedish government gives me larger flats.

I'd also get a cozy new Iphone X. Would be pretty cozy being a sand nigger in Swedland not going to lie.

/thread

This.

>Saudi Arabian
Time to fund ISIS and marry underage lolis.