ITT worst team names and new suggestions

I'll start
>Change from Texans to Stars, Galaxies, or anything space related

nah

texans to wehaveaproblems

Change back too the Oilers

texans to CantHaveTheMonkeysRunningTheZoo

Stars sounds gay.
Change it to the Missiles or Mexicans or something cool.

Houston Cattles

Houston Toros wouldn't be bad

This desu

the Texas Vote Against Their Own Economic Interesters

>worst team names
Chargers, Buccaneers, Bills, Browns

I have no suggestions, as there is no excuse.

>spic name
Nope.

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Saints fan here, pretty satisfied with our names, is it shit?

Also I personally think the Browns should not be the Browns, Idfc what they are called, just not the fucking Browns

But the Browns kinda have a cool name origin. It's like if the Pats were called the New England Belichicks.

Still. It's fucking stupid and maybe that the fact that they have never been good makes me not like them

Regardless of Libshit lies, the Redskins have a similar name origin.

>it's the 1920s
>football is only just becoming popular
>most people know football from watching pro teams barnstorm
>many of these barnstorming teams were made up of Indians or dark italians pretending to be indians.
>Indian football became known as a sign of quality.
>DC team opens for business.
>their first coach was a coach for the most famous barnstorming Indian team
>call them the Redskins

Chiefs have a similar origin. The "Chief" was larger than life Mayor and backer of the boy scouts H. Roe Bartle who basically bribed the team to KC.

I can see the protests now screaming about it's endorsing killing the planet or some stupid shit

>The fucking Houston Stars or Galaxies
Kys

>Galaxies

fuck off

Not to mention their neighbor city has.a team named the fucking Stars already

Change to Taurus
Keep logos and everything the same because of bull
Also add space relation because of constellation

Just change the name to the Longhorns to piss off Austin and UT fans.

>wud b good

Those are all super gay

from houston.

Totally agree. The shit doesn't even make sense. They aren't even the only texas team Imagine the philadelphia pennsylvanians or the san fransico californians

this town is so inbred.

Rockets

"Texan" is far more iconic than "Pennsylvanian"

Absolute autism

Keep the logo and call them the Houston Aurochs

Just make them the Houston Oilers again

the Texas Houstonians

mad as fuck.

The Texas Texas's

pic related should be changed
>literally no native Cardinals in AZ
>pussy as fuck bird compared to falcons, eagles
>already a more famous team named the Cardinals in St. Louis
>boring as fuck uniforms, basic color scheme
Should be Arizona Scorpions desu

The Houston Flooders

Chargers are fine but the logo is shit. Charger is supposed to invoke armored cavalry riding fucks down not a phone accessory.

Change the Buccs to the Tampa Snowbirds. Logo is an Ontario license plate going 35 mph.

Change the Bills to the Buffalo Lost.

Change the Browns to the Cleveland Browns. Change nothing but announce the team is moving to Cleveland in hopes the football gods will be fooled and lift their curse.

How about the 36ers, since 1836 is when Houston was founded and when Texas gained its independence?

literally anything would be better

Detroit Coffee Pots

Houston Arsenal

The Houston Apollos or the Houston Oilers. Literally the only two good options

Houston Inmates

Beat me to it

The Houston Urban or Suburban Retards

Blame Bud fucking Adams for taking the rights to the name with him then dying like an old fart piece of shit.

Houston Rural and Suburban retards

Utah Jazz -> Utah Undergarments

Houston Hurricanes

Stars? Like the Dallas cowboys logo or the Dallas stars? You must be a Yankee faggot.