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cool toys edition

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watching real women use bad dragon dildos is pleasing

janny is jelly of my za...

why did they...

inb4 this one gets janny'd too

>smoking

also
>inb4 this thread gets beleded

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""d*nmakr""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is the janitor

Fuck chopsticks

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hate when they try to push their new pizza when all I want is a hot n ready pepperoni

youtube.com/watch?v=znFmsy6wUiA
HE

>firofi americanu cantu usu chopotsiku

god it looks so fucking good

why do canadians put toys in a pizzabox?

smoking feels good and it's relaxing

kawaii desu yo!

it got deleted because it was too fucking early don't you understand?

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>Go to the gym
>See many handsome muscular Asian males
Really wish I were an Asian female buds

Seriously how do you yellow 5'5 motherfuckers do it
You're using a utensil that's just two fucking sticks

kys nigger

currently eating 550 calories worth of hard salami and nothing else

T-that's rude!

do not bully him

kys proxyfag

>attacking the statue of one of the most liberal people in that century
(((whom'tv'e'd))) is that retardeded

not a pro- what's the point?
you cease to exist

tfw things are finally going kinda right in my life

>Whites in the crowd
This race ia doomed

>all the scythians get wiped out
>nobody gives them a reward for being oppressed
hmmmmm

>White County

Thomas Jefferson wrote that the negro was incapable of feeling the full range of human emotional and therefore not fully human

>tfw mine isn't

>implying that even changes what I posted

Reminder that defeatists don't get to live in the country after the right ultimately wins and have to go the gulags with the leftists

Did you find a gf?

all the salami is gone

>after the right ultimately wins
lol

>Reminder that defeatists don't get to live in the country after the right ultimately wins and have to go the gulags with the leftists

...

no. that comes later friend.

;)

Defeatists get sent to the gulag too ;^)

Business idea: Privatized gulags

What is this thing

The original Pokemon series has aged surprisingly well
for some reason, I don't remember the battles being this bad or the dialog being this good. I thought it was the other way around

This
We shouldn't throw the commies out of helicopters, we should teach them why their economic viewpoint is fucking wrong

stop watching childrens shows

I wish you all lived in Ottawa, I'd be willing to hang out with half of you's

what is the little timer thing at the bottom of YouTube videos called?

what should I watch then

Japanese cartoons

moe anime

Pokemon is a Japanese show

What is "pi"?

Mathematician: Pi is thenumber expressing the relationship between the circumference of a circle and its diameter.

Physicist: Pi is 3.1415927plus or minus 0.000000005

Engineer: Pi is about 3.

JACK

Buds are you buying Apple's new IPhone X?

lol no apple fanboys are gay

Galaxy's for me

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It's only $1000 lol

Are you poor or something?

it looks so cool dunno if I can convince my parents to buy it for me for christmas

guy.... I think Denmark left without saying bye

n-no

Ooookaaay......
*avoids eye contact*

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Hahaha you're poor!

Hi sweetie

who?

denmark!
*runs and hugs*

*makes Denmark cry*

*shits in canada's mouth*

;_; w-why?

*touches your butt*

*shoves a dragon dildo up yours*

*dabs*

*blows bloody cum bubbles*

*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*

*poops on your dragon dildo*

*sharts*

ate most of that pizza lads.

probably won't be eating much tmr lol...

*feeds your dog bacon soaked sponges*

AAAAAAAAUGH

*hugs america and gives canada a stinkeye*

I have my phone interview tomorrow for whether or not I'll be getting unemployment checks

*makes Denmark cry from pleasure*

*invites denmark to a party then doesn't pick him up while posting images on social media of said party for him to look at*

*licks it clean*

Are you a nigger

still hungry

no

what do you think of the Buckeyes?

Well why are you doing that

because I got fired from my job but still need money

what's an el slavador?

dont care

How'd you get fired

*likes your pics and awkwardly jockingly tells you in the comments that you forgot to pick me up*

accidentally had a nap

So brave.

POOPABOOBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Most gay men will swallow another man's poop at some point in their lives