JAX: Dede Westbrook expects to return Sunday
TB: Bucs label Winston (shoulder) questionable
HOU: Lamar Miller (knee) good to go for Week 9
SEA: Earl Thomas (hamstring) officially ruled out
MIA: DeVante Parker (ankle) questionable for SNF
DAL: Dez Bryant (knee) taken off injury report
BAL: Mike Wallace (back) draws questionable tag
BAL: Flacco listed questionable, expected to play
JAX: Fournette (ankle) removed from injury report
TEN: Titans clear Corey Davis for Week 9 return
WAS: Jamison Crowder listed questionable vs. SEA
WAS: Jordan Reed officially ruled out vs. Seahawks
/nfl/ general - COVER edition
Coming for that booty, brock lobster.
>my team > your team
313 yards 2 TDs 0 INTs tomorrow
>bengals vs jaguars.jpg
>Eagles wearing all black on Sunday
Is it the Broncos' funeral or the birds'?
you know Jags gonna Jag and they'll lose somehow
they lost to the Jets didn't they
REMINDER
IT WAS
28 TO 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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3.5 TDs
Go birds
Stop posting my gf
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>you now remember the only reason we have huge half time shows at the Owl is because the AFC lost 13 years in a row
makes sense
Why is this conference so shit.
NFC has been ubershit the past two decades
>more then half the people in this thread will be dead by 2833
so when do we get our favorable rule change
You're not wrong
Why do American Sportsball themes sound like they come from a superhero movie? For example, the 1999 NFL on CBS theme by Frankie Vinci.
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How about a favourable rule change for everyone: get rid of the concussion-inducing helmets and shoulderpads.
>ubershit the past 2 decades
>has had more good teams than the AFC
there's only been what like 5 competitive teams in the AFC in the past 2 decades?
Holy crap that one is so much better than the current CBS trash
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Is this the week lads?
no
it's never the week
just hope the Chargers don't fuck up the against the Browns again so you have another team to share your sorrow
pic related is the past starting QB's that won the AFC Championship since 2003
I LOL'ed.
Fuck you, that shit pumps me up.
NBA on NBC is the patrician choice for sportsball themes
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4 QBs keeping the whole NFC down
how embarrassing
not him but I'm pretty sure the point was they're keeping the AFC bottomfeeders down, benefitting from weak competition and winning owls as a matter of course
How many fucking vampires are in this thread?
Jaguars 38 Bungals 3
x plane
>not him but
No Bengals D is legit. It will be more like Jags 21 Bungalos 10
>mark sanchez was unironically the closest to breaking through to the owl
The AFC was getting blown out of games completely. A good example is the 1990 SB where the 49ers destroyed the Broncos 55-10. The game was well over by halftime, so people just turned off the game early.
NFL had to do something, because the SB is basically their ratings giant game. They can't extend series to 7 like the MLB, NBA and NHL can, it's all contained in one game. So they basically created the halftime show as a concert to draw in more people and also made the commercial breaks less dull.
Say what you want, but it has worked to some extent. At the very least, even casuals or non-fans of the sport will watch the SB and it would probably be the only NFL game they've watched all year long.
Are you sure it will be that many?
Is Joe Flacco still elite?
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It's 3:50 PM and DeShone Kizer just threw another interception
I'm rooting for the Browns to win as many games as possible.
That's just cruel, this may lead to No Clue Hue keeping his job
>going for booty
Forgot your trip p12
>browns fans
>can't take cruelty
They won't even get the satisfaction of the #1 pick.
I'll be content with a 2nd overall pick too. Whoever gets the 1st pick will most likely trade down with a QB-desperate team who fell for the Rosen meme while the 2nd team selects Barkley or Fitzpatrick
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>implying nfl on fox isnt a classic
>implying even normies don't know this song
its funny how to reuse this shit for baseball sometimes though lol
Don't fuck up our 2nd round pick!
People think a mobile QB who can't short pass or throw it down middle and throws it deep 75% is good. Literally was one of the worst QBs in 2016.
>TFW I will start three tight ends every week in the fantasy league I am losing badly in
Doyle, Gronk and Davis, aka giant receivers.
nope jimmy boy not startin
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What if I put my brain in a robot body?
I think you mean exposed by based Brock.
>arbitrarily cutting off Rich Gannon
Fuck you
>11-7 is almost as bad as 14-4
>one time fluke
Rich Gannon was a meme
Yeah but he was our meme
>3 all timers and Fluko
Can’t really blame the AFC for being dominated by legendary franchises/QBs. Meanwhile the NFC keeps sending choking meme teams to the owl.
No way Jose
Only big white cock for me
And now a large section of people unironically watch it for >muh commercials. Wtf is wrong with this country?
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They’re pretty funny sometimes you fedora-tipping faggot
it's never the week
3-13 incoming
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on with Zeke? They keep saying he's suspended, yet he's getting to play every game? Is he actually ever going to be suspended and miss the 6 games?
Patriots
Steelers
Chiefs
Jaguars
Titans
Bills
Eagles
Seahawks
Vikings
Saints
Rams
Cowboys
God willing his suspension starts just in time for Fantasy playoffs, guy who has him in my league is undefeated and also has Kareem Hunt
Also fuck the Cowboys
>no one posted the G O A T theme
>you are now filled with the nostalgia of hearing this theme blast throughout the house on thanksgiving day, surrounded by loved ones and food
couple more weeks, spee
Accurate.
are there really people that would take wentz instead of dak? he has more intz, more sacks, a lot more fumbles, worse completion percentage, averages less yards per rush and has no rushing touchdowns, despite rushing twice as much
The virgin Game Manager (Dak) vs The chad Gun Slinger (Wentz)
Is it just me, or are the Packers fragile? Players keep getting hurt.
>dominating... the Niners
Wow.
lol good pic
>3 inches taller
>same weight as dak
>chad
Because they won't tackle right, they will just kill each other
I feel like chads must do laundry like every single day
There are "people" in this thread RIGHT NOW that think the Falcons aren't making the playoffs.
Explain yourselves.
I would do her laundry if you know what I mean
I... don't. Elaborate?
i'd fuck her in the ass if you know what i mean
Fuck you. Imma beat you and all y’all faggot ass Patriots fans
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>user, are you being cheeky?
I feel like if the Jets can win enough games, then they can make it to the playoffs.
Saints are gonna win it, faggot
Did Martellus Bennett leave all his talent in NE? He hasn't done shit this year.
Who is this stiffy staff seargent?
They're getting exposed by the BUCC tomorrow before they sink back down to 7-9 like always. Taints aren't winning shit.
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he's been injured, rodgers is hurt, he usually averages 500 yards a year...
so no. he's retiring next year anyways
Filthadelphia fans...I live in Denver what chants can I do other than the fly eagles fly to really goat the donkeys fans while they're getting BTFO by the Iggles?
Will there be a chimpout in the Raiders vs Dolphins game?
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I don't know if Papa John's jingles will still have the same effect, but it's worth a try
See you after Thanksgiving, lad
How badly is Zeke going to shit on our defense bros?