/cric/ off to work

New Zealand 196/2
India 99/4
(13.1/20 ov, target 197)
India require another 98 runs with 6 wickets and 41 balls remaining


England 349/6 (91 ov)
Stumps
WA XI
Day 1: England won the toss and elected to bat

>Zimbabwe to scale back on Test cricket at home
>Ranji game halted as man drives onto the pitch in Delhi
>Moeen, Finn to miss first two tour matches

>Zachy & Daniel's tsundere affair continues
>wearing poppy flowers is considered homosexual
>mrff busy with schoolwork
>Sunday promises to be a total shitfest on /cric/

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FIRST FOR ITALIAN CRICFU

*takes single on the last ball off the over*
heh, nothing personnel kiddo

Fucking hate Dhoni Tbh.

Is Pissrat out?

Yes because Dhoni is shutting his bed.

Santner is actually great at limited overs. That last over sealed the game

KEK what was that Patel

Going to do some exercises then go to bed I think.

alri lads

alcohol is bad

gg NZ

mm dunno about that bit of a brainlet blanket statement

Based Kiwis

Can’t wait for fraudwin to get absolutely exposed by Sri Lanka and all these sad Aussie suck up jobs to get blown the fuck out

Apart from the medical problems it also decreases the quality of life. You won't realize it now but look at any 40 year old has the habit of drinking, they all have shitty personal lives.

Winfield explorer not a bad cheap dart lads

Chandimal is literally going to average 80 with the bat and herath 15 with the ball

Screencap this fucking post right now

based kohli making series interesting by losing

You're saying this for almost an year now

I know it’s quite bad for you man but it helps create great memories honestly, it’s not about the drunkenness honestly, I think you’re being a bit close minded

I deal with aussies just as I deal with you. Regionalism is rampant on /cric/. Maybe to your drunkard self it looks like everyone hates you but really everyone hates everyone here.

most people in the western world drink, particularly in anglo countries

the only reason zachy thinks he's a good poster is because he's drunk all the time, it all makes sense now

India BTFO

espncricinfo.com/zimbabwe/content/story/95873.html
so full of hope

Yeah, maybe because we don't have a drinking culture here in India. Whenever my friends drink they drink to get totally smashed. The fact that they need alcohol to feel good and have a good time is in itself not healthy. I think it's vices are far greater than the little amount of happiness it provides for the time being.

Not sure what's worse: Zachy B's autism, or the smelly curry proselytising about the dangers of alcohol.

t.Gujarati

Can't wait to tell you how wrong you were.

There's nothing wrong with having a few beers and being comfortably tipsy. You lose some of your inhibitions, have a great time and feel fine a few hours later.

I grew out of getting shitfaced every weekend a while ago.

for me, it provides relief from overthinking every little thing and makes life much more instinctive
i don't drink every day though

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tipping this Ashes to be Based Gary Ballance's redemption series

I feel like these are the options the selectors will consider
>a specialist batsman at 6 and Wade
>a memehitter at 6 and Nevill
>an allrounder and Nevill

Is Wade actually still in contention?

I’m not drunk that often

Really fucking drunk right now though. AMA lads

For me, it's the allrounder option just because Starc and Cummins need a fourth seamer to support them

Yes because he's """loud""". He flopped spectacularly against WA though and made a muscular 9 against a geriatric Sucidelander today, so it's looking unlikely. I think the selectors were hoping he'd make a big score, even though he was averaging 20 odd when he got selected for the Australian side

im literally a turbo normie

Wildcard selection:
Nevill at 6 and Coulter Nile

Don't think anyone doubts that

Foreseeing a good 2020s for West Indies and Bangladesh

You can screencap this post if you want

Why do your facebook posts and pictures get absolutely no traction? Even Daniel cops more likes.

tipping Ben Stokes to transform into the Flintoff of this Ashes.

best hip hop album

>he doesn't know

he has a fair chance of getting drunk and nearly drowning while paddling towards a boat for australia tbf

lol Wade is luckier than Ishant

lol you are fucking obsessed with me you loser, I’m not even donning a trip. Pretty sure my profile pictures get a decent enough enough amount of likes

I can smell your projection from here

>thinks he is creating great memories
>is actually just shitposting on Sup Forums

Mine literally has 12 times your likes

Quite obviously this isn’t the memories I’m talking about

Don’t believe it but really couldn’t care less anyway

>Former Australian cricketer Shane Warne has cast doubt on the theory of evolution, observing that if all humans really did evolve from monkeys, “then why haven’t those ones [monkeys today] evolved?”

>He offered his own view – that extraterrestrials intervened in the process – during Monday’s episode of the Australian series of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

>Fears the popular discussion of science might suffer after the postponement of Richard Dawkins’ Australian tour were dispelled by Warne, who explained his somewhat tongue-in-cheek take on Darwin’s theory of natural selection.

>“If we’ve evolved from monkeys, then why haven’t those ones evolved?” Warne asked his fellow contestant, the dancer Bonnie Lythgoe, as they lounged on a riverbank in South Africa’s Kruger national park.

>“Because, I’m saying, aliens. We started from aliens.”

>“Look at those pyramids, Bonnie,” Warne continued. “You couldn’t do them. You couldn’t pull those ropes, huge bits of brick and make it perfectly symmetrical. Couldn’t do it. So who did it?”

>Lythgoe reached for the only possible conclusion: “Has to be from another world, has to be.”

>“Whatever planet they’re on out there, they decided that they were gonna start some more life here on earth and study us,” Warne went on.

>He had found Lythgoe’s line. “Scientifically, we have so many similarities to monkeys, so I don’t know,” she said.

>“Maybe they turned a few monkeys into humans and said, ‘Yeah, it works’,” Warne replied.

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Did a good job blacking his name out m8.

>hip hop "music"

lmao count this fucker doxxed
What a dumb normie cunt

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Tell me about Dylan heywood

It's obviously not him.
That or he intentionally got doxxed to join your facebook messenger chat group.

Why would I like my own photo?

Why would you do such a half arsed cover up of his name though? Do you not like him?

Yeah, I fucking despise him

mate that name is all i need to find you trust

miss my mum
miss my dog

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Tell me about this man.

still here

Gay

without love everything is black and white

true desu

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Please, tell me about cricket in Guyana.

It's on the rise

do hope so

ballance is so shit

Why is he so shit? Why is he in the squad?

Daniel knows impressively little about cricket

If I start posting here regularly can you lads come up with a cute little nickname for me?

Depends if you're likeable tbqh.

what you ordering in tonight lad

Daniel likes fleet foxes lmao
Jesus Christ

really not that bad of a band

Jesse

they are a bit shit

How about Willie

You from 'ronto?

Yep, Andy from Toronto here

Cool. Yeah, you could be Willie!

Falling asleep lads

Nice gonna start namefagging from now on

It suits you :)

night

playing the new cod
first one i've bought since mw3

how Is it lad

Literally just had sex kek

its awrite
just playing the story

The NEET
Makes his way over to the wagecucks house
Where has been fucking the wagecucks girlfriend for the last two years

literally haven't had sex in over a year kek