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11/04 - UFC 217: Bisping vs. St-Pierre
11/10 - Bellator 187: McKee vs. Moore
11/10 - Bamma 32: Lahore vs. Kiely
11/10 - ONE FC 64: Legends of the World
11/10 - LFA 27: Watley vs. Wilson
11/11 - UFC Fight Night 120: Poirier vs. Pettis
11/15 - Alaska FC 135: Bryant vs. Matavao
11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2
11/17 - Titan FC 46: Torres vs. DeJesus
11/18 - UFC Fight Night 121: Werdum vs. Tybura
11/22 - VFC Fight Night: Waterloo
11/24 - ONE FC 65: Immortal Pursuit

News:
>UFC 217 Official Weigh-Ins
youtu.be/Udq2kXHhSSw

>UFC 217 Ceremonial Weigh-Ins
youtube.com/watch?v=OmTR_mx9-EE

>MMA Fighting UFC 217 Preview Show
youtube.com/watch?v=IHlVOXXrGbk

>UFC 217: Pros predict Michael Bisping vs. Georges St-Pierre
mmafighting.com/2017/11/4/16605384/ufc-217-pros-predict-michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre

>Daniel Cormier says Volkan Oezdemir is next, but he hopes Jon Jones gets a short suspension
mmafighting.com/2017/11/3/16604942/daniel-cormier-says-volkan-oezdemir-is-next-but-he-hopes-jon-jones-gets-a-short-suspension

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>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Imagine roiding that hard and still getting literally picked up and slammed repeatedly by a shorter woman who shit on you for abandoning your home country.

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c u soomboi

>Bisping posting ends tonight

I actually think TJ has a better chance than most people think

I base this solely on the fact that Cody has back issues. Herniated discs are no joke, prob one of the worst injuries you can have, let alone for a fight

>after this btfo
>beating a retired welterweight is btfo
that's the least he should be able to do, will not make him any less of a can lmao

Why is this allowed?

>bisping loses
>GSP booked to fight Tyron
>Bisping salty he can't get a title shot
>Says he'll do anything for a title shot
>UFC books Yoel vs Bisping with winner facing winner of Tyron vs Whittaker

What do you think the IQ of your favorite fighter is?

GSP, 180

what do you think his maximum bench press is unironicly

Joanna destroyed these 2. LMAO. Will Rose quit before the 1st round ends?

youtube.com/watch?v=SR_uXXrY9cU

You should base this on the fact that TJ is better than Cody

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m8 this will never catch on. its the millhouse of heem at this point

What do you guys think Joanna's surprise is

Paulo is literally the most aesthetic looking person in the UFC holy fuck id suck his dick

even if we would say that TJ is better, it only would be by a slight margin. It's not like either fighter is going to get schooled, their skill level is near equal

roid monkeys normally aren't as strong as you think

max 280

What's this recent talk of Yoel, he's on embeddeds and gonna be sitting front row?

Her big meaty pussy

bings and bongs

I like borrachinha better

The eraser sound like generic mandram bullshit

different styles, Rose is an in-and-out counter puncher at range, Gadelha and Andrade are stocky grapplers who like to move forward. interesting to see how Joanna Champion does against someone not actively trying to close distance on her.

its only fair desu

jeez im not trying to meme you goofball im just wondering what he could bench press. Most fighters practice it

for example GSP benches 265 he said in an interview. Cormier said like 280 himself and we saw jones bench like 250

Since USADA just busted the roider who fights like Prime Wanderlei when do they bust young Vitor here?

they wont because he's natty you goof

>Bisping is about to TKO GSP
>Yoel hops into the Octagon with a steel chair and knocks Bisping out
>GSP and Yoel pin him together

This is what's happening

I don't usually watch embeddeds, did I miss anything?

i just like saying Borrachinha with a brazil accent

BOW HAH CHEEN YA

what is ''the eraser'' translated to in brazillian

with a body like that he better be good for 300 minimum

Damn I guess he's the new natty king.

When do early prelims start for us euroguys?

11PM GMT

>Roidhue
>Natty
Caralho

>interesting
>some karate black belt trying to strike from range against joanna
lmfao @ ur life

Bisping is shook
Cody some ugly watches
GSP got comfy

>some loser who couldn't even win the interim belt

I think Joanna wins, but she hasn't beat a single counter puncher in her career. I like this fight more than the Andrade fight for that.

How are you gonna be watching tonight, /heem/? I'm going out to a bar with some friends.

Some can couldn't out strike a 50 year old retiree like rest of the top 5 MW'S

>the natty god Borrachinha is on r-r-r-roids

A borracha or O apagador

Borracha can mean rubber or eraser

And borrachinha is the little borracha.

>>Bisping is about to TKO GSP
stopped reading there

ill be getting drunk at home alone

She must be really dehydrated lol

That's comfy asf

>that hairline
JUST and steroids

He probably just injected cooking oil into his biceps

post the fight you're most excited to see. for me, its pic related.

hairline is normal, he just has a tiny forehead

Borrachinha looks like he's 6'3"+ but he's only 6'0" wtf

look at how thin it is its see through

Dom got schooled though. You kanker hoer are talking out of your ass

when are we going to see him in MMA?

Holy shit Yoelito on that latest embedded took me by surprise. Nigga lurking in the shadows and you can't see him until he wants you to see him, shit.

Long torso throw you off

hopefully never mudslimes are trash only thing i agree with that statist kike puppet trump on

fucking yoel, pretty funny tho

Anyone else excited to watch TJ end the Cody meme and then go on to end the mighty manlet meme?

i wasnt talking about dom my man

literally cringing

>not wanting to see more hyperathlete specialists in MMA
is not normal

Mashvidal is JUSTing noticeably, bet the house on Wonderboy. Once your hair goes, it's OVER.

He looks like an attractive version of Shogun here. With a lot more roids.

Cody will strangle the viper and trap the mouse.

Bigg Pigg dies tonight

What's the deal with Big Rigg's failed investments? How much did he lose?

He'll die of poison and rot into irrelevance

i haven't made a head in months but i feel like we're gonna need these

I don't recall Karolina being in any great hurry to close distance with Joanna.

I met Ngannou yesterday, he's my wife's new bull. ama me anything.

Boranigger
Wonderboy
Joanna
TJ
Bisping

Has there ever been an easier card to call?

Karolina can barely throw a punch, in fairness

He lost about 90% of his savings. Also he seems like he got the CTE now.

>ama me anything

Dom is surely on the same level as TJ, just look at their last fight. Fact is you never know what happens and what style favors the other or maybe the opponent has a genius gameplan. Hell, TJ might even school Cody, its not likely but could happen.

What the fuck did he invest in?

dad vs chad

youtube.com/watch?v=RYSVoEXoG8U

Whittaker beat his ass with one leg.

> what style favors the other
well exactly

also keep in mind they know eachtother' weaknesses where as Dom didnt know cody's

Too bad he'll still remain jobless

This dude literally looks like a hue I know. He is a skinny manlet though and an arrogant cunt. So Im rooting for Johny tonight guys

he even said his catch phrase
>shee you shoon.. boi

this thread is moving so slow no one will notice that'd i heem the fuck out of everyone ITT

TJ is taller and looks like he has way more upper body mass than Cody, where does Garbrandt make up for that kind of weight?

Get a job loser

who else has boys fighting tonight?

TJ and Wonderboy here

>TJ is taller

Wonderboy has always been /ourguy/

several pounds of tattoos

Reach matters more than height

steaks

he got really Bigg at one point

an armored tow truck and a restaurant

Yeah, but you dont know them, so you are talking a bit out of your ass. Well I'll guess we will see tonight if you are right. I hope so, rooting for TJ

>TJ is taller

Wonderboy here. Feel a little nervous for him, he sounded kinda sick in a couple of his interviews this past week.

Borrachinha is pending, if he can btfo Johny like we all expect he should get upgraded to boy status

Ezekiel choke man is fighting tonight lads