How do we save Venezuela?

How do we save Venezuela?

It feels like there are a lot fewer Venezuelans on Sup Forums than there were years ago. A-are they alright?

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>How do we save Venezuela?
The usual way
democracy and freedom invasion

Let latam cunts invade and divide it amongst the rest of us to administrate it as an international buffer zone until it can be annexed to the occupying nations
They already fucked up enough amongst a fucked up continent

What would mexico do with its portion of vz?

Just give it to us.

Then it ends up like Suriname, Aruba, Bonaire or Curacao.

Make them fat

They're commies, eating one another is always likely to happen sooner or later

bump

Just annex them already, they're brown and they've got oil so you don't have to feel bad about it

maybe stop sanctions against them?
maybe stop the opposition from burning food shipments?
maybe stop the opposition from hiding food?
maybe stop saudi arabia from fucking up oil prices?
simple stuff really

>year round growing season
>shortage of food
I mean it seems to me that they'd be an exporter but I don't have the whole picture

reads like an episode of bizarro world.
what the fuck is wrong with venezuela

Socialism. You should know how that works out.

They had a bread shortage and bakers were blamed for bread shortage so the solution of the Venezuelan government to bread shortage was imprisoning the bakers.

Of course is the swede socialist cuck

>maybe stop saudi arabia

I can get behind this.

>literal facts
>ur a cuck!!
Stunning argument. $0.01 had been deposited into your account.

>socialist
>state
Pick one.

>muh brand of socialism has never been tried
The stateless communism/socialism stuff is 9999999999999999999% utopia.

There was nothing socialist in that post

>"It's just an idea I have"
kek

It's probably a Chilean. We got a bunch of them when Pinochet did his thing and they're all filthy commies.

Venezuelan oil is literally garbage-tier though, especially when we have our own oil.

They are like 80 years old or dead now faggot

>haha if I make a meme to respond to them with every time then I can just ignore the actual definition xDDD
No true Scotsman doesn't apply when the person is by definition not a fucking Scot. Is North Korea democratic? Is China run by the people?

We've still got tens of thousands of them, including their spawn.

>not just plant a banana tree on your backyard
>not just plant a few cassava on your backyard

wtf?? even extremely poor people over here grow their own food and we have more or less the same environment.

Tropical agriculture is significantly more difficult than it appears. In most biomes, you have to constantly terraform the soil to make it suitable for growing staple crops, and all the meme tropical crops that people like are ridiculously labor intensive for a tiny return. Factor in disease (which slashes productivity) and no winter culling of insect populations (which slashes yield) and you get a massive clusterfuck from an economic perspective.

Socialism is a rot that turns a functioning society into a stinking mess.

rabbits are tasty and easy to farm

>Tens of thousands
Doubt it. The refugees you can deport anyway, unless they are citizens now. Their kids are your problem tho

You described what it's like in the Middle Ages

They can import or make insect repellent and build hospitals

It's just socalism

>Tropical agriculture is significantly more difficult than it appears

You are wrong, It is too fucking easy. You could literally drop a seed on the ground and it will grow just fine.

Sanctions are on the leader you cuckold
Your other points are down to miltary intervention or harder sanctions
>SA oil prices
You might be retarded sven but the oil price glut is due to the US not the ME + VZ only has heavy oil which needs refining so they would be fucked even if everyone were to hold back on oil production

It's easy to grow things, but harvesting them, transporting them, and managing them profitably is the hard part. Indonesia is able to do it because you can move things cheaply using the internal waterways between the islands and you've basically tweaked your economy to focus on big-ticket commodities like Palm Oil.

Most countries with tropical agriculture don't work this way. Venezuela has a very unfavorable geography.

Socialist trump

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilean_Swedes
>It is estimated that some 50,000 people have Chilean background (first and second generation).
>The early stages of mass migration were mainly consistent of politicians, militants, intellectuals and other left-leaning elements seeking political refuge, but recent arrivals usually involve working-class Chileans in search of better living conditions for themselves and their families.
>the first wave consisted mainly of Marxist supporters of Allende
There are tens of thousands of them and they're all the worst kind of filthy communist scum.

S O C I A L I S T
U T O P I A

Still your problem sveninho. I don't give a fuck

sooo are they good immigrants? do they steal?

Only a die-hard retarded socialist would defend Maduro

>do they steal?

Worse. Vote.

Nah it's not as difficult as you make it out to be. Venezuela just has a really shitty government that's ruining everything.

The ones that come here are ok. At least the ones I've known are educated higher class in Venezuela and are here until the storm is gone

>le oil XD
gb2 >>>/2/003

They are the worst kind of immigrants. The kind that pushes for more immigrants and more gibsmedats at every turn.

Nah i can fucking put a farm in my garden if i want this fucking goverment destroyed everything

>maybe stop sanctions against them?
There aren't sanctions besides financial ones on leaders.
>maybe stop the opposition from burning food shipments?
I'm going to need some proof on that statement.
>maybe stop the opposition from hiding food?
Again
>maybe stop saudi arabia from fucking up oil prices?
Not sure how to do that, they did it to fuck our fracking. Anyways, it is stupid for other countries to solely rely on one natural resource.

We are not muslism

>literal facts
What facts besides the unworkable one with S.A.?

You get terrorist niggers and hate on Venezuelans? Are you a bull prepper pro or something?

Communist filth is worse than mudslimes.

I'm not hating on Venezuelans, because we barely have any. I'm hating on Chileans. They're a plague on our society.

True

what does rabbit taste like

cuba used to be pretty nice and would be even better if it wasn't for the embargo mate

it's still better than the welfare cuckstate you see in europe and australia

Oh my bad. I hope they keep on cucking you tho
They have a sort of sweetness if they are farmed. Very lean meat

chicken

Damn. The country is so poor the President has to wear a track suit

Send them some fatty snacks or have fun with your rabbit starvation

That's why you usually make a sauce with the rabbit, the most famous in Spain it's with lots of oil and garlic (conejillo al ajillo) but there are hundreds of ways to cook it to avoid starvation.

Come home white man

Dont you get sick if you only eat rabbit

With all kinds of mushrooms it's a great hit.

That's why you cook it with more things, rabbit genocide when.

So, how cheap it's seafood there? Or they don't have a culture about eating it (a think than would surprise me btw).

Pretty sure it´d be impossible to turn a country that large into a tourist trap

>Gas the Rabbits.

Also you can add snails for extra cheap, tasty broteins.

You can add plain and boring veggies if you hate yourself and the rabbit too.

Or in a more heathy and tasty way if you love yoursefl, but still would eat the rabbits.

There are hundreds of ways to cook rabbits I say, hundreds!

With some rice to bulk it it's good too. Eat your rabbits Venezuela, they are tasty, cheap and easy to cook.

Woah....soo this...is the power of socialism

They could try not implementing a theft-based economy or not electing corrupt left-wing populists

You? By killing yourselfs.

This. The truth is that any ideology can be a disaster if the people behind them are incompetent and corrupt.
Ideologies only really are good for politicians to get people to vote for them and make them feel like they belong to something bigger than their inconsequential and banal lives

>Illnesses Caused By Improper Nutrient Consumption

... All of them? All of the illnesses.

Rabbit has never really been a thing here I think because it's perceived as hillbilly food. You know, Zeke from West Virginia goes out and shoots a rabbit to feed his family.

>How do we save Venezuela?
We don't. Let natural selection do its work as it should without foreign intervention.

I mean, this isn't the 70s where it could become a base for Soviet expansionism. The shit should just be allowed to rot on its own.

And they're a bunch of low IQ violent monkeys much like the continent itself, they're not a nation of geniuses like Russia and Korea. No country in Latin America would EVER become a threat to the civilized world. Just let them kill themselves, just let the whole continent kill itself and it wouldn't make a difference.