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BRIT

denise is an attractive lady edition

janny is a fat horrible cunt subedition

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loyalists? More like goyalists sub edition

theres an old lady who wants to have sex with me i dont know what to answer

how old? shag her regardless

53

need a gf who will suck my willy while cupping my balls with a cheeky finger up me shitpipe

moon landings are faked

shag her regardless

remember the rule mate
your age minus 6, then doubled
thats the upper limit

fuck sake lads it's gone from bad to worse. ulaidh is completely cut off from the Connachta (the only irish county left) by a wall of viking counties right down the middle of the nation and now there's a fucking viking revolt marching around ireland with 5000 men attacking the original viking invaders.

ireland's a mess.

Business idea: Create silicone moulds of all the bumholes from posters in /brit/ then ship them out to each other to fuck, then after a week send in onto another user in a constant cycle

i mean she's still pretty cute and looks like she takes care of herself but down there it might be a desert you know what i mean

*doesn't wash them before sending on*

gona get drunk and go out clubbing by myself tonight, thoughts?

mine wouldn't be too popular, my bum's so loose from all the vicious buggery it's undergone that i'm almost completely incontinent

any good podcasts
preferably in the funny and informative genre

No Such Thing As A Fish

>retard cant understand trumps grand strategy at play
what a surprise, lemme spell it out to you moron

this is a brilliant move to buy political capital

Odds are these kids will grow up to be yuge trump supporters too and will give him a 2nd term.

Trump will always win and losers like you will continue to lose.

SAGE SHILL THREADS LIKE THIS

cumtown

Business idea: Loan bumhole seller user to various anons free of charge (interest rate not included).

it's my 21st birthday today lads

alright im gone now bye lads see you soon x

Triforce podcast is good

Fuck off you stupid redditor leaf cunt

hahaahahahahaahahah this one is golden

cant lie China has been making some decent tech lately

Yeah how about that

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*

OnePlus phone is sweet

the last podcast on the left is good if you like learning about conspiracy theorists and shit

>buying phones upfront

imagine getting scammed this hard

cheap as piss too
there's loads of it around here you can buy, if I had more free time I'd love to load up and build something crazy, or maybe just set up a home server

uranus is a gas giant lol!

:3c

>buying rent boys upfront

imagine getting rammed this hard

RIP ludders

the true geordie is the best British podcast out there

can you buy rentboys to top you?
ive never heard of this

CRINGE

fuck up you wee crocodile shagging twat

>tfw cute feminine twink with a breathy girly voice who wears slutty clothes BUT who is also deeply steeped in history and culture and is an incredibly successful and intelligent STEM postgrad with a sparkling career ahead of me
love meeting the parents of my bfs
seeing them 180 their expectations is top fun
x3

mcdonalds for dinner

oh a hard man are we

network rail have left a generator running for the last month and it has started shaking my house

yeah you fucking heard me pussy

love prog house and mdma

ill cave your head in bub dont even try me

shut up phimo you fucking virgin you'll do nowt

love cocaine but not really

Just wanked to a woman squirm in a rubber suit lads

time and place

happy birthday mate

havent eaten all day because mum hasnt responded to my text asking if she'll reimburse me if i buy groceries

i cant afford to lose the money if she says no, so i am just sitting here in pain and clutching my stomach

youtu.be/fR744FVNY68

Wakefield town square
Sunday noon

dad had this watch

prepare to eat pavement cunt

have you considered heading to some shop far away you never plan on visiting again and stealing food?

>rent boys
is this a london thing

fuck off child

stevenage retail park
tonight

not going to take your threats seriously until I see proof of flights booked

listening to Danny Boy, performed by the Tokyo New Philharmonic

's good

>listening to Danny Boy, performed by the Tokyo New Philharmonic

i unironically think that americans shouldn't pay any taxes at all

...

the answer to your question in the form of a choon
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don't understand the appeal of latex

*burps* god's not real

considering buying a hat after watching this youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=bve6r9MybJM
thoughts?

Mental how rich America is but they don't invest in infrastructure
why the fuck isn't there high speed rail from NY to LA?

...

at that length it's much cheaper to get a plane because you dont have to buy all the land and lay rails down

planes exist

been invited out to the pub by some people at uni
feel too shy to go

how come fucking musicians and tv stars get all the knighthoods

what fucking bollocks

just go ffs idiot

>Mental how rich America is
the elites are rich
everybody else has jack shit but retards still say
>duuuurrr the rich shouldn't pay more taxes

bit boring sometimes

more than you did

yanks should pay reparations to the UK

I ran into a goblin the other day....

Fetish idea: Drive to the top of a mountain with a winch-equipped Land Rover Defender. Once at the top walk down with the winch. At the bottom secure the winch to my bollocks then active it and have the winch pull me up the mountain by my spuds.

NOT true

when i finish my invention youll see
you will ALL see

A family has been left "quite mortified" after calling the RSPCA out to deal with a rare lizard that turned out to be a dirty sock.

get a grip and just go you faggot

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It's the grand champion, I can't believe its you standing here next to me.

go you fucking faggot bender cunt nigger shitbag jew wankstain prick

no fuck off

i'm not going

>21 year olds are children

hmmm

I'll end up just sitting there and hardly saying anything to anybody

agree with your premise but this is the reason why there aren't lines running from east to west coast. Here's an interesting lil tidbit, during the gold rush when peple wre flocking from the east to the west coast it was actually faster to sale down to isthmus of panama and back up to the west coast tahn to travel east to west on land

then shut up and don't complain when you're a billy no mates because after people make their group of friends at the beginning of the year they stop inviting people not in it

pound surging, unemployment falling, GDP up 2%, tax taken by Govt up putting it in black for first time. Are there any post brexit referendum disasters coming to fruit ?

excellent post

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kill yourself then and save everyone the trouble

who /kind/ here

haha nice one

remoonars btfo

clinton initiative's holding a coding camp at my uni to promote climate change, feminism, etc. any ideas on what i should do

didn't understand a word of this
something about going camping with the clinton's

at least then you tried