/hoc/ bad teams edition

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The Vegas meme needs to end.

good thread

lol it wont

third for rags.

>Love
Hockey
Animu girls
Denmark

>Hate
Anime
Finland
People who live south of 30 degrees north latitude

hah that was funny giving Vegas a team that one time but seriously can we go back to how things were haha

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It's too late, the game has changed forever. Either become /lifelong/ or get out of our way,

>implying you can stop it

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Predict the attendance for Yotes/Canes:

did someone say bad teams?

Nah local joint

my favorite part about this pic is that the yotes are on a power play

1663

>letting the city built off rigging games be part of your sport
haha

6.5k

864

BLACKHAWKS @ WILD

did someone say yotes?

Soon

Should I make an Avs/floyers thread or nah

cyborg man :D

just go shit up the black cocks/mild thread

>2 shit teams with no fans
why bother?

So is it normal that sportsnet suck the canadiens dick constantly even when they're really bad?

how about you fuck off bud

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Yea Jets get no love from Sports net.

>it's a mccarron still exists episode

think of getting tickets to see some hockey, is it worth getting ringside seats?

i feel like your view would be okay but you'd get the added experience of being close to the action, whereas a little higher up would give the best view but lack the extra touch that closeness brings

how about you make me pal

*unzips dick*

nice ""power"" play toronto

how about you kys

>3rd in the division
Go be mad somewhere else pedesota cuck

hate reddit
hate anime
hate canada
hate >rags
LOVE finland

>Hudon relegated to 4th line.

americans do the same by barely paying attention to hockey let alone canadian teams. sportsnet is canadian so it makes sense

Shorks senpai

>kuchykoo destroying the competition
nice """"""""""league""""""""""" you got there nhlel

Rags v Panthers

ovi at it again

That Petry stache

Hockey is the most asinine sport and I'm going to tell you why.

1. No concept of momentum: 95% of every hockey game is someone taking the puck up the ice, losing it, then going back while the other team does the same. There's no feeling that a team is gaining ground or accomplishing anything with good passing because they're just going to turn the puck over anyway.

2. Not enough strategy. Since the puck is always moving up and down the ice at all times, there's hardly any time when a team can actually set up some sort of offensive or defensive plan. For the most part it's just every player reacting to whatever is happening at that time.

3. The fact that the NHL allows fights as a substitute for actual officiating is a blatant gimmick. No actual sport allows anything like this because it takes away from what you're suppose to be watching (the actual game).

4. Most goals happen from 5 people cramming into the goalie and the puck happening to deflect off someone. Hockeyfags always tout how much skill hockey involved, but there's nothing graceful about a clusterfuck in front of a goal.

In closing, the entertainment some may get from watching hockey is akin to the caveman, banging two rocks together in some crude form of a game. If you choose to watch it, that if your choice, but I hope you are at least self-aware of its primitive and frankly inferior status.

give me the cliffnotes of this novel. thx

i would be upset about this but i cant read

>Googles "hockey scores"
retard

>tfw people laughed at you for jumping on the /lifelong/ train when the Knights were announced
Who's laughing now, faggots?

have you ever watched hockey you absolute retard?

being gay?

just google nhl desu. you can do this with any of the big sports

>t. apekneel fan

t. Lequansha

>chucky dances into the zone, has no idea what to do, and turns it over
every time

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>not asking Alexa to read you the live NHL game scores in a coquettish voice

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This is for the poor soul who lashed out at me yesterday for making melted cheese sandwiches in the microwave. I want you to tell me with a straight face that your mouth isn't watering after seeing such a delicacy

Leafs vs Blues thread

is it normal to dislike the voice of the caps commentator?

LAINE

I'm gonna fucking puke.

A N N U N C I A T I O N

looks like my 3rd vomit during a hangover

C H E R R Y T I M E

put a little butter on a pan and leave the bread on there for like 2 mins on each side, tastes so much better than any crap you could make in a microwave

is that butter on it?

>putting bread in a microwave
Or just make a grilled cheese like a normal person

>not enough mustard in the world to cover that hotdog

When names go to far

>"grilled" cheese

I imagine the texture to be terrible with soggy bread, why dont you tost it before putting it in the microwave?

Is grilled cheese with ham the supreme sandwich?

HERE WE GO LADS.

ITS ABOUT GOOD OL ONTERRA BOYS, OLD TIME HOCKEY YA KNOW?!

>impact font
jesus fucking christ cbc

ew no, use bacon you fucking chink idiot

H O T D O G S

P I Z Z A 7 3

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT MLB AND HOTDOGS.

>based don btfos ungrateful toronaah cucks
a true hero

Grilled cheese is millenial food.

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Get your hideous Hapsburg jawline out of here you ham eating inbred.

>he makes BLT's instead of BELT'S

Shame on them, for reals.

>eggs and tomato

the absolute STATE of that franchise

"He didn't want to do it, but you gotta take care of those Russians, eh?"

Oh Don.

Is Quebec the gay neighborhood of Canada?

how's quebec's team doing? i haven't seen their record lately

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No just French.

>buy poppies

So what Don is now the agent of florist companies?

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Anyone else hate tomatoes on sandwiches? I find the texture ruins it 2bh.

too watery

hes right tho. millennials dont even give a shit about veterans.