>Visit parents at their ranch in AZ for a week >Wake up, start eating some fruit I found for breakfast >dad walks in, I ask him if he wants some watermelon >looks at me and scoffs "Gah, thats nigger food" >both have a hearty laugh
This is the life I crave This is the life I'll never have
Daniel Watson
>brokeback mountain 2: electric NAMBLA
Jaxon Foster
>le watermelon is for niggers
He isn't red pilled he just sounds like a dumb redneck
Zachary Gonzalez
There is a difference between "red pilled" and being an asshole.
Lincoln Sanchez
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Adam Hernandez
>visit GF's family for dinner >shooting the shit >GF's father shits on nigger music >everyone shares a laugh
Just another day in Colorado
Jace Myers
If it's nigger food then why does he have it in his house?
Checkmate atheists
Jayden Mitchell
The Vietnamese word for watermelon is coonchow.
Matthew Robinson
>hehehehe my dad is racist that means he's redpilled
Kayden Ortiz
nah, he actually was an engineer for years, hes genuinely one of the smartest people I know.
Being an asshole to who?
Watermelon is fucking tasty
Robert Gomez
>one of the smartest people I know.
This says more about you than it does him.
Mason Evans
+1
Owen Phillips
Anyone who hates niggers is smarter than anyone who doesn't.
Anthony Butler
>born in glorious North Carolina >dad USMC vet >dad took me to NASCAR >Took me hunting and shooting >saw debut of Carolina Panthers >Saw Dubya speak in '03 >Introduced me to McCain in 2007 >was a caring, but stern father >got a 1988 mustang for first car >he now lives happily with my mama in Charleston
love you pops, couldn't have asked for a better father
Kevin Peterson
>got a 1988 mustang for first car He didn't get you a bitchin camaro? Did either of you have a mullet?
Charles Lopez
don't talk shit about mullets
Luis Hall
Go lynch yourself, nigger.
Cameron Roberts
>tfw I will eternally know this feel
I will have my own ranch in an isolated flyover state so my kids can know true happiness
Christian Bennett
>I will have my own ranch in an isolated flyover state so my kids can know true happiness I knew someone who left So Cal years ago to do this. The kids grew up and moved to Los Angeles. He said fuck it all, sold the family business and retired somewhere else.
Jayden Reyes
>Implying GM'S 10 bolt diff has shit on the fox body mustangs
Michael Thomas
Funny, because I live in SoCal now.
I will raise my kids to be good, traditional catholics with good morals and good hearts.
Angel Brown
>tfw I thought dad was a libcuck >tfw we both got drunk and he starts telling me how much he hates Obama >tells me how much he hates the new nigger $20 >Tell him I agree >We start making out >Give him a handjob >Call him daddy as he emits powerful, alpha grunts
My dad's pretty red-pilled
Sebastian Jones
Slit eyed chink here. My dad and uncle have made nigger jokes around me since I was born. Funny because they never even saw a nigger before they came to the US. It only took a few months (minutes?) to learn all there was about pavement apes.
Benjamin Jackson
>My dad warned me about the jews, (((right's groups))) and feminism when I was a kid. Never became a liberal because of it.